The Most Screwed Up Things Happen To Us

A/N: Updated. Please re-read.

A/N: Yay…Chapter…-sigh- what chapter is this? …-Looks at last pages- oh…. SEVEN…wheeeeee…yea…I'm excited…

DEDICATION: To my friend in Pennsylvania …I needed ideas…she threw them at me…it caused me pain and I wrote them –grins- so anything in here that is retarded is half her fault…HA!


Last Time:

"Since when do you give a damn about our lives?" ((Itachi said that))

"Lets get out of here…they are going to be searching for us sooner or later…"

"Fine…"

The three jump through the trees through the forest as fast as possible. The pursuer of Nolena following behind them shortly, unnoticed.


This time:

Chapter SEVEN: Encounters

The Key:

Bold is for whatever…

"These are for speech"

Italics are for thinking.


(-30 minutes after retreating-)


"Come on! We got to move faster! I don't want to be anywhere near that village…" Even though she may not be showing it, the girl is in extreme pain that was caused by the Hyuuga cousins. She could feel that the shoulder wound had been poisoned and it was now taking effect, she knew it was going to greatly affect her performance but she'd try for her best.

"You're the one who is going slow…we are just keeping at your speed…"

"…Be quiet weasel boy!"

"…Bitch"

"GO SUCK AN EGG!"

"…What kind of comeback is that?"

"…"

Kisame interrupts before they can take their 'friendly' argument any further.

"Nolena-sama…are you sure you don't want one of us to carry you? …You ARE slowing down…"

Nolena sighs and continues at the speed they are going ignoring the pain in her abdomen that comes with every leap.


((-FLASHBACK!!!-))(You knew one was gonna come at some point.)


Nolena creeps down from her perch in the tree and into the dark forest light by the half full moon. As she reaches a small clearing she sees a darkly clothed man with a hood over his head.

"Who are you."

The only part of this strangers face showing is his mouth, which slowly curves into a smirk.

"Now, now Nolena…how could you forget me?"

Before answering the goddess skims this mans tall muscled form not recognizing him at all.

"Easily."

The mouth turns into a slight frown.

"Dear Nolena…are you truly that ignorant, to forget your trainer?"

There is a short moment of silence. What the hell is he doing here?

"…Why did you always dub me as an idiot?"

"Why must you act like one?"

"I do not…-turns to leave- Just go away you wasting my time."

The cloaked man glares at her beneath the hood and teleports in front of her holding the tip of his 30-inch sword to her throat.

"You are not leaving."

She disregards the blade and glares at him sternl.,

"And why not?"

"You have something that I want…"

"Which is…"

"Immortality"

(A/N: It is possible to take such a trait from another being, it has happened in the series any way…just thought you should know before asking…)

An emotionless expression falls upon the goddess' face.

"Pathetic, as always." She takes a step back and walks around her trainer barely getting a few yards before he lashes out at her.

"Do not speak of me as such brat!" he catches her arm and slams her into the ground and holds the blade to her throat.

"Just because you can not die from the most lethal of wounds wont stop you from feeling pain right!?"

"Shut up." Quickly kicking him off of her she rolls into a fighting stance.

"Get up and fight, Damien-sensei."

A dark smirk grazes his face as he stands into a mirrored position of hers, but wielding a blade.

"You will lose my dear…I am the one who trained you."

"That is for our skills to decide…"

In a flash the two are moving at intense speeds; nearly matching each other's power. Just nearly; too bad for Nolena.

Suddenly the trainer has the trainee running while clutching the wound he had just laid upon her, the sun was just rising and nothing excites a veteran God more than spilt blood. The blade that had but into the victims skin was dusted with a delicate poison, results may vary.


(-End Flashback-)


I will kill that son of bitch for this…If only I knew how…

Nolena just stops on a tree branch when the pain in her body becomes numb and she looses all feeling, everything begins to blur. She is falling.

Great…more pain… She closes her eyes and retreats to the darkness of her mind. (Meditation)

Someone catches her before she hits the forest ground.

"Seems like the idiot finally ran her self into the ground…"

"Yea…lets get out of here before something else happens…"


(-In Nolena's Mind-) (Nolena's P.O.V.)


I look around me, and it's pitch black. Sweet relief…I can now escape the outside torture. A figure advances me, shadowed by the dark but as it comes closer I recognize who it is.

"MADAM CELEST! Why are you here?"

The woman nods to me, she is dressed richly in a velvety light blue cloak and a white flowing dress. Her white hair hooded by her cloak.

"I've been watching you child, for a long time, and I'm not happy."

I gulp quietly and bow lowly. I do not speak.

"You have not been fulfilling your duty, child. Would you like me to remove your powers from you as well?"

I bite my tongue and stand back up.

"I-I'm sorry madam…but…The human race just WONT accept demons into their life style…I mean… my own apprentice had to screw it up more as it is…by attacking them."

I don't get a good response from her. I get smacked in the face to the floor, with the edge of her staff.

"That would be your own fault wench! I made you the goddess of Demons because you're half a demon goddess yourself! YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO CONTROLL THEM!"

I stand up not bothering with the bruise on my face.

"Madam…I'm sorry…B-but I'm also injured and my master is trying to capture me again."

I am struck down again but Celeste places a heeled foot on my chest and press down hard.

"I sent him to keep you in check! Apparently you screwed up again! You are one of our lowest Goddess' and if you can not complete you mission in 2 weeks I will rip your rank from you!"

My eyes widen.

"MADAM THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE!"

"THEN MAKE IT POSSIBLE I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR EXSCUSES!" She kicks me in the jaw and steps away.

"Good bye." She vanishes and I slowly reclaim consciousness.


(-Normal world-) (Nolena's P.O.V. Still…)


My eyes look around my surroundings and I see Itachi sitting at a base of a tree sharpening kunai. Kisame is nowhere to be seen.

"Finally awake?"

I sit up and grimace leaning against my own tree.

"Yea…How long was I out?"

"Four days…"

"Where is Kisame?"

"Hunting…He told me to watch you…saying something about me needing to get use to you." He scowls and continues sharpening.

I can't help but feel guilty and sigh sadly.

"I'm sorry Itachi-kun…"

"For what? Fucking up our lives or enslaving us? Wait…that's the same thing, How about not being able to take care of yourself and making it so we have to baby sit you?"

"Both I guess…"

He raises an eyebrow at me; I'm guessing he didn't figure I would agree to that.

"Good…I-…are your wounds better?"

"My stomach still hurts but it healed it 'self…finally…Are you injured?"

He goes back to his normal emotionless face.

"No."

Of course…Cold hearted as ever…

"Good…"

"Hn…"

There is rustling and Kisame appears from the bushes.


(Normal P.O.V.)

"I've got dinner."

No one responds.

"Are you two brooding?"

No response.

"You both are so alike…I swear…" Kisame proceeds to build a fire.

Both Nolena and Itachi throw stuff at him.

"Point proven."

This comment earns him twin orders.

"SHUT UP!"


-§TBC§-

A/N: there you go…chapter 7…sorry it's so late…thanks for reading.

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