Chapter 6: First Days are a Pain

When the bell rung for the lunch period, nearly every students were talking about the newest transfer student. A female foreigner sporting long bubblegum pink hair and a strange accessory that seemed to look like a tail; one look at her was all that was needed to see how beautiful she is. That paired with her rather generous figure, the girl seemed destined to be the most popular girl in the second year classes and perhaps a future member of the "Four Great Ladies".

As said girl sat at her desk looking around the room while smiling, several students, both boy and girls of different years, crowded near the doors and windows to get a peek at the rumored transfer.

"There she is!"

"I can't believe it!"

"She's really going to our school!"

"So pretty! So cute! So…much plot!"

"You think Gremory-senpai is worried that she may not be the prettiest foreigner anymore?"

"That is heresy! Gremory-senpai is way prettier!"

Many of the people looking at the pink haired girl remembered her from the previous day. While her clothes were much more different than the current uniform she wore now, it did nothing to diminish her overall beauty; in fact, some believed that the uniform only made her prettier. However, as many people remembered her sudden appearance from the day prior…

"Hey, did you hear?"

"Hear what?"

"Apparently, the new student has a fiancé."

"WHAT?! Are you kidding me?"

"Nope, and not only that from what I hear, it's someone named Hyoudou."

Remember her bold declaration as well.

"Wait, do you mean Issei Hyoudou from class 2-B? 'King of Perverts and Beasts' Issei Hyoudou?"

"Yeah, that guy."

"What the hell?! He's already in the Occult Research Club with all those cute girls! Why does he have to take this one too?!"

The boy in question merely sat in his desk, looking out the window while occasionally glancing to the pink haired girl sitting right next to him. He still couldn't believe what he had been told last night.

Flashback:

"Lala's going to attend Kuoh?!" Issei asked incredulously. The three devils and alien girl had just moved into Issei's room to discuss the current situation and what was going to happen in secret. Issei sat on his bed with Asia and Lala sitting on his right and left respectively. Lala, now clad in her usual attire, was smiling with her usual optimism while Asia sported a look of uncertainty and anxiety.

Unfazed by the boy's question, Rias, who sat in his desk's chair, nodded. "Since Lala is going to be staying on Earth and living here, I thought that it would be best for her to at least go to school and receive an education. And since Lala is around your age Ise, it would be best for her to be a second year."

"Y-yeah," he stuttered, before he gave a side glance to the jubilant girl on his left, "but, won't she have a hard time adapting? I-I mean, this is a new planet, new history; will she be able to keep up with what we're learning?"

"From what I've been told," the red head began as she shifted her attention onto the princess, "Lala is an extremely intelligent girl. So intelligent that she has been praised through the universe."

"Indeed," Peke nodded at the fact, "Lady Lala's brilliance is known far and wide…though, if only she would use that brilliance on more meaningful things." That last part was more said to herself than to the other occupants.

Rias nodded once more as she turned back to her Pawn and said, "Also, since she will be in your class, I trust you two will be able to help her adapt when she needs help."

The logic was sound, but the brown haired boy was still nervous about the whole idea. "B-but what about-"

"Ise," Lala said, cutting the pervert off and forcing him to turn and look right at her. He regretted it however as he came face to face with the widest pair of eyes he had seen yet. The alien girl looked at him with a set of sad eyes that had tears forming in the corners. If one were to describe the look the girl was giving the pervert, it would be the greatest puppy dog look in the universe; no pun intended. "Do…do you not want me to go to school with you?" she asked, scared of the boy's answer.

Now it was his eyes' turn to widen. Raising his hands up, he waved them as he said, "Nonononono! Lala, it's not like that! I would really love it for you to be in my class but-"

"OK!" Lala exclaimed, instantly recovering her normal attitude and hugging the boy close to her. "I would love to be in the same class as you too!"

Rias shook her head while letting out a sigh; Asia pouted at the sight before her. Issei could only look at the girl hugging him in disbelief. 'Did…did I get played?' he thought in disbelief before he shook his head. 'No, that's probably just how Lala works.'

"Well then," Rias began, catching everyone's attention once more, "now that that's been taken care of, I believe that we need to all head to sleep."

"OK!" the alien exclaimed once more, not letting go of the boy, who was still a little nervous at her hugging him.

The heiress stared at the pink haired girl for a few seconds before she said, "As in sleep in our own rooms."

At this Lala let go of his arm, causing him to quickly let out a breath of relief while Lala pouted at the red head. "Why can't I sleep with Ise? Don't engaged people sleep together?"

Rias shook her head at the question and looked at the alien with a stern gaze. "No Lala, they do not sleep together until AFTER they are married. So that means you will sleep in the room assigned to you."

The pink haired girl deflated a bit at this statement before she let out a small, "OK."

"Um," Issei said, "where is Lala sleeping anywhere? With everyone sleeping here, I don't think there are any rooms left open."

"I decided to share my room Ise," the devil said as she stood up from the chair, "Thanks to devil magic, I was able to slightly increase the size of the bed so two people could easily sleep in it." Issei stared at the girl with a look of awe inscribed on his face. Smiling at the boy for the last time for the night, Rias bent down a little to look Issei face to face and said, "Goodnight Ise." She then kissed him on the cheek, eliciting a blush from the pervert.

Observing the older girl's action, Lala smiled and captured Issei's arm once more and said, "Goodnight Ise!" She then repeated the same action Rias had done and pecked the boy on his other cheek. This caused an even bigger blush to form on Issei's face. Letting go of her savior's arm, Lala stood up and went right up to Rias, who was sending the girl an unhappy expression. Shaking her head in exasperation, Rias walked out of the room wordlessly with Lala following behind her, oblivious to the red head's feelings.

Issei could only watch as the two girls before he felt something familiar on his right cheek. Turning his head to his right, he saw that Asia had just kissed him on the cheek as well. At least he thought that was the case seeing as her face was red and she looked extremely nervous by the action. She then covered her face and ran out of the pervert's room, yelling a quick 'goodnight' to him.

The pervert absentmindedly touched his right cheek and thought about the girls' actions. 'Why did they…it's…it's probably just a showing of affection. Nothing more…yeah, nothing more.' He then sighed and allowed his body to fall backwards onto his bed. Looking up at his ceiling, the boy moved his body so that he was fully on his mattress. 'I thought yesterday was crazy. Today has just been insane…here's hoping tomorrow brings something a little better.'

Present:

'Well, it kind of started out good,' the pervert thought as the memory came to an end. His face then gained its trademark perverted smile, 'I mean, what happened this morning was…kind of nice…I think…'

Flashback:

Issei groaned as he began to wake up. He then tried to sit up but found that he was unable to. If he had to guess, it was more than likely his master was using him as a pillow once again. Looking over to his left, he was proven right for it was indeed true that the red head was sleeping in his bed while she hugged his arm; naked no less.

'But then, who is holding my other arm?'

The pervert then proceeded to turn his head to the other side. However, as soon as he did so, his eyes widened in shock and his mouth formed an 'o' shape. On his other side was another girl holding his right arm just like the heiress who was holding his left. It was not very difficult to identify the girl; her face was ingrained within the pervert's memory and her pink hair was a dead giveaway.

"Lala!" Issei nearly exclaimed before he quickly shut his mouth to avoid waking either girls.

Indeed on his right side was the alien princess, sleeping as peacefully as the female devil on his other side. Not to mention she was just as naked as his master. Looking down he noticed a small white plush toy of sorts lying right between his and Lala's legs.

'Peke!'

Once again the boy was correct in his observation as it was the alien girl's costume robot lying between him and his supposed 'fiancée'. Although her normal swirly eyes now appeared to be simple dashes. Judging from how she was not moving and it almost looked like she had her eyes closed Issei was going to guess that she was simply asleep. So here he was stuck in between two beauties, one being his master and the other being an alien princess. Now that was not so bad if he was being honest; both of his arms were held close by each girl and he could literally feel their bare breasts against him. It was an amazing feeling to the boy. Only one thing plagued his mind.

'How the hell did she get in here?'

However, before he could think of anything else, he felt the girl on his right begin to stir. Looking back over to the now waking girl, Issei watched as Lala slowly opened her eyes. When her eyes were fully open, she just stared at the boy in front of her; emerald eyes observed brown eyes. The princess' face then bloomed into her usual smile as she said, "Good morning Ise!"

The boy winced a little at the tone of the girl but gave her a smile, despite being anxious. "G-good morning Lala," he replied in a softer tone in the hope of not waking the sleeping girl on his left, "w-what are you doing here?"

"Yes, that is a good question."

Issei froze in place as he heard a voice speak from behind him. He didn't need to turn his head to know who had spoken.

Letting go of her fiancé's arm, the pink haired girl got onto her knees and smiled at the stoic faced red head. "Good morning Rias!"

"Good morning Lala," Rias replied politely, "but you never answered Ise's question: what are you doing here?"

"Well," Lala began, "last night when we were sleeping, I felt the bed rustle a bit. When I looked up, I saw that you were leaving the room. I didn't want to say anything, so I decided to follow behind you. That's when I saw you enter Ise's room."

"So you followed me into Ise's room and took his other arm after I laid next to him," Rias finished with an unamused stare.

The girl nodded happily at this statement. "Yep! I mean, you were sleeping next to Ise, so I wanted to as well!"

Rias' sighed at the girl's words before turning her stare back onto the alien. "Lala, know this: Ise is my servant. That means I am allowed to sleep with him and have him be my special pillow whenever I want."

"But I'm his fiancée, do why can't I do the same?" Lala asked, genuinely confused at the problem at hand.

"Because…you just can't!"

"But why?"

"Because he is my servant!"

'What am I, a teddy bear?' the pervert thought as he watched the girls go back and forth. However, the thought of being a hugging item for pretty girls did sound nice to him in all actuality.

Sighing once more, Rias said, "Look, we'll deal with this later, but for now I think we need to-"

"Ise," Mikan said as she opened her brother's door, "I told you a few minutes ago to wake up and-" The brown haired girl looked upon the scene with her usual stare before she shifted her gaze right at the pervert. She then quickly closed door and said, "This must be a new record. Sorry for interrupting."

"Wait, Mikan!" Issei cried out as he jumped off his bed and ran after his sister in the hopes of explaining himself. As he closed the door behind him, Lala and Rais just looked to where he had left.

Then, at that moment, Peke's eyes returned to normal and she leaned up and flew right next to Lala. "Good morning Lady Lala, did I miss anything?" Rias could not help but sigh while the pink haired girl laughed.

Present:

'That could have gone better,' he thought bitterly while letting out his own sigh. Thankfully the walk to school had been less awkward than the walk home the previous night. Yes Lala was holding his arm most of the way there and Asia and Rias were not happy about it; but thanks to his little brother being there, the tension was not as thick. Also, Yui was not at her home waiting for the group nor had she gone to his house to walk with them. Maybe that was a good thing. After all, how was he going to explain how another young female his age was currently living with him as well as how he was supposedly engaged to said female.

Speaking of his 'engagement', several people, mostly the boys, remembered Lala's declaration. Thanks to that, he spent most of the day trying to ignore the severe death glares being sent to him by not his pals but by every guy in his class. However, Issei was happy that nobody asked her about her declaration meaning that they were going to ignore it or…

"Look at that."

The sound of Matsuda's voice broke the pervert's thoughts, causing him to look up at his bald pal, who was smiling at the sight before him. "I mean…damn."

Suddenly, Motohama appeared right next to the former jock with a smile of his own and said, "I know what you mean Matsuda.

Curious at what the two were talking about, the pervert followed their gaze until he saw what they saw: a girl sporting long pink hair and gorgeous features talking to a few girls.

"I mean, I've never seen someone that pretty that close before," Matsuda said as he looked at the alien beauty.

Nodding at his friend's words, Motohama adjusted his glasses. "89, 57, 87! She's bigger than Komekawa!"

"Kotegawa," Issei corrected automatically; he had gotten used to it.

His two comrades looked at him with confused stares before shrugging and huddling around his desk. "Hey man," the bald pervert began, "level with us alright."

The glasses wearing pervert nodded in agreement. "Indeed, we need to know the truth of this matter," he said.

Furrowing an eyebrow in confusion, the brown haired pervert looked at the two before slowly asking, "OK, what?"

"ARE YOU ENGAGED WITH THAT SMOKING TRANSFER!?" Matsuda asked loudly while pointing towards the girl with the black tail.

Jumping a little due to the exclamation, the devil quickly placed his hand against the former jock's mouth before shushing him as loudly yet as quietly as he possibly could. "Keep your voice down."

"While I do agree that Matsuda could keep his voice down, his question is valid." Motohama once again adjusted his glasses and stared pointedly at his fellow pervert and asked, "So are you engaged with Lala-chan?"

"Well I…" Issei then turned his eyes onto the pink haired girl, who at that moment turned his way and proceeded to smile and wave at him. This caused him to look away quickly due to an unknown emotion. "I…it's hard to explain…it's just-" A thought then occurred to the brown haired boy as he remembered the glasses wearing pervert's earlier words. "Wait she's 89? No wonder she felt big."

""FELT BIG?""

'Uh oh,' Issei thought as his eyes widened in fear at the death glares his friends were giving him. 'I really need to learn to keep my mouth shut.'

"Hey Deviluke-san, I have a question."

The devil turned his head quickly towards the voice speaking to the pink haired girl. To his surprise, it was Katase, one of the two members of the Kendo team that was in his class that always beat him and his buddies up after they got caught. Standing next to her was Murayama. Both of them had a stern look on their face as they went up to the pink haired girl.

"Hm, what is it?" Lala asked.

"Is…is it true what they are saying?" the short haired girl asked nervously.

"Is what true?"

"Are…are you really engaged to that..." Both girls turned his way to give him a quick glare before turning back to the girl before them. "To that beast?!"

'Beast?!'

However, Lala was obviously confused by the two girl's choice of words, as she merely tilted her head. "Beast?" she asked in bewilderment.

"You know," Murayama replied, subtly giving side glances to the so called 'beast', "Hyoudou-san!"

"Oh!" Lala exclaimed, a smile now forming on her face at the mention of her savior. "Yep, we are engaged! He proposed to me a few days ago after he rescued me!"

However, neither Katase nor Murayama were smiling at this drop of information. The short pink haired girl then leaned and said, "Listen Lala, you need to be really careful around that beast. Who knows what kind of stuff he may try."

"Try?" Lala asked, once again confused by the girl's wording. "What do you mean try? Try what?"

"Well…"

'OK, that's enough!' The pervert then jumped out of his seat and ran towards the pink haired girl and exclaimed, "Lala!"

Hearing her name called by the pervert, the alien girl turned her attention towards the boy and smiled her jubilant smiled. "Issei!" she exclaimed back as she ran towards the boy and jumped onto him to hug him. Looking up at his nervous face, Lala asked, "Is there something you need?"

Upon hearing the girl's question, Issei froze in place. What was he going to do once he had gotten the girl's attention? Talk to her? Distract her from what the two kendo team members was about to say? He had absolutely no idea what he was supposed to do. "Well I…I…I…" His eyes quickly scanned the room in hope of something coming to him to save him from the current predicament. Then, he saw it: his answer; his potential saviors. Turning back towards the girl, the devil sent the girl a huge grin as he said, "Well I wanted you to meet some people!"

The girl tilted her head in confusion upon hearing this. "Meet some people?"

He nodded his head vigorously. "Yep!" He then quickly turned Lala around and pushed her over to the table where three girls sat.

When the girls saw the two approaching, the brown haired glasses wearing girl smirked as she said, "Well, what do we have here? The future Mister and Missus Hyoudou."

Ignoring the comment (or at least trying to if the twitching eyebrow was any indication), the brown haired boy smiled as he said, "Lala I want you to meet Aika Kiryuu, Risa Momioka, and Mio Sanada. Triple H Girls, I believe you remember Lala from yesterday."

Risa smiled slyly at the pervert's words before replying, "Yeah, we do. In fact, we remember a whole hell of a lot more than just her."

"Yeah," Mio said, smiling like her comrades as looked at the two standing before the three, "like how you never denied that you two were engaged. Was Asia not enough?"

Ignoring that last question, Issei gestured to the still smiling yet obviously confused Lala and said, "Well I was wondering if you three would be able to show her around the school."

This request took the three back a bit, their stunned expressions showing this fact. "W-well," Risa began, unsure how to reply, "I mean, we don't mind but-"

"Great!" the brown haired boy replied happily before he turned his attention to the girl who was the center of attention. "Lala, these guys will show you everything you need to know, OK?"

"Um," Lala began, now really confused by the pervert's actions, "OK. But will you still show me around town?"

Once again, Issei nodded happily as he replied, "Of course!" The pervert then moved his head around as if he was searching for someone before his focus stopped on a certain blonde girl. "Asia!" he called out with a smile, rushing over to her, shocking the girl a bit. "Do you mind helping Aika, Risa, and Mio out with showing Lala around the school?" he asked the former nun.

"H-huh?" she asked in confusion. "W-well, I don't mind it, but would you-"

"Thank you so much Asia!" he exclaimed before grabbing her hands affectionately, causing the young girl to blush a little. He then turned to the four girls before bowing and saying, "If you would please excuse me, I need to clear my head a little." With his piece said, the boy rushed right out of the room and down the hallway, out of sight from anyone.

All five girls, along with a lot of other students, merely watched this in confusion. Aika was the first to respond as she sighed in exasperation. "Seriously, you think that guy would jump for joy at the prospect of a cute girl hanging off of him like that." She then walked over to her blonde friend and smiled slyly as she whispered to the girl, "Looks like you have some major competition."

Asia blushed at this declaration. "A-A-Aika, please stop!" the girl stuttered as she placed her hands against the mouth of her still smiling friend.

"Don't worry," the glasses wearing girl continued, "I'm rooting for you."

Hearing this, Asia looked down at the ground before looking back up at her friend's face and said, "Thank you Aika."

Watching the scene between the two girls, Risa smiled before she focused her attention onto the pink haired girl before her. "Hey Lala-chi…you don't mind if I call you that do you?"

Lala shook her head as she answered, "No, I don't mind."

"Well then Lala-chi," the dirty blonde continued, a perverted smile that rivaled a certain devil forming on her face, "you don't mind if I feel you breasts a little, do you?"

Once again, the pink haired girl shook her head at the question. "No, you can feel them."

Both Mio and Risa looked at each other with joyful expression before Risa was instantly behind Lala. She then expertly snaked her hands up the transfer student's body and grabbed the two softly firm orbs. "Oooh!" Risa exclaimed in delight, "They are huge! They're amazing!"

Seeing her friend act in such a manner, Mio could not help but keep her own grin off her face. "Come on Risa, let me feel! Let me feel!"

Aika, now back at the three girls' side, giggled as she watched her comrade grope the pink haired girl. "Wow, they look amazing, they must feel great too from what I'm seeing."

"I-it tickles," Lala said as she giggled at how she was being grabbed by the dirty blonde.

Watching the entire affair from her desk, Yui quickly focused her gaze onto the door that Issei had run out of. She then turned her attention back onto the Triple H Girls and the new transfer student. Her eyes kept going back and forth between the two for a few moments, a battle going on in her mind. 'Confront Ise? Stop the indecency? Confront Ise? Stop the indecency?" This went on for about a minute before her eyes narrowed and she made her decision. Turning towards the four girls, Yui pointed at the group before shouting, "Stop this shameless act right now you four! Such actions are not welcomed in a school environment!"


"Excuse me, but I'm a bit lost. Can you help me?"

"What the hell are you wearing?"

"I'm looking for the first princess of Deviluke. Maybe you've seen her."

"Come on buddy, I'll hear your story down at the station."


AN: So this is a story all about how I turned my life flip all upside down. Also, Happy New Years everyone. 2017 is going to be gone soon and 2018 will be upon us. Hopefully in the new year I will be able to continue writing stories and doing what I love the most. But anyway, I hope you will excuse how short this chapter is. There was a lot that I wanted to fit into this chapter but advised against it and decided upon just making this a set up for the next chapter. So, Lala is now going to Kuoh and Issei's life at school is now going to get much harder. For one thing, every guy is going to be hating him except for Kiba. Also, people still remember how he is the 'fiance' of Lala and some aren't happy about it. But anyway, enough of me rambling on...

duskrider: Well, glad you liked the chapter. And yeah, Rito does learn to love Lala but he also tended to be too narrowed viewed. He was thinking too much like an Earthling.

War Historian-Freedom2134: Yeah, true. And uh, as for Grayfia and Venelana, they're married so I'm not having them in the harem. So don't expect that.

Hellifrit: If I come up with any. I have ideas but I am a long ways away from even doing original arcs at the moment. But thank you for the suggestions.

Gazagunmen: Well, even if you didn't comment much, the fact that you reviewed still means a lot. And as for Issei getting stronger...well, he might just have to.

Fenrir44: Momo's role will be revealed eventually once she gets here. And I will say again, no Grayfia and Venelana in Issei's harem. They are happily married.

Black Madness: Was their any other choice?

patiphat1998: OF COURSE!

Wargame-sama: I think I get it, but Rias is the one who loves him and seeing him just appear naked with some random girl no less is much funnier than appearing in the student council room to just be scolded. They aren't major friends yet.

Humlet: I don't really think this is a record, but thank you nonetheless. I just like writing and this is something that I doubt will change for a while. Yeah, Raynare did screw Issei up for a long time. When you get burned once, you're afraid to go anywhere near fire a second time. That's basically Issei's mindset, even if he really doesn't know it. And Gid isn't truly on Earth, but he is caught up a little. Just wait till Zastin informs him of Issei. And you would like this story to become more...interesting for Issei eh? Well...I will think about it.

autor godz: Hey, glad to see you come back and read the next chapter. And I really wouldn't call myself incredible but I thank you nonetheless. And I do want to take my time and develop the relationship between Issei and Lala as well as the others since I don't want this to just be copy and paste like most other fics do. I understand that probably won't like this fic on a general basis because of the direction I plan to go, but the fact that you came back and tried again does mean a lot to me.

RunDownLord: Thank you.

Well I believe that is all for now. Nothing more to say than thank you all so much for reading this chapter. Please leave a comment, go back and read my other stories, and I will see you all in the next chapter. Stay loud, stay toasty, stay you.