Author's Note: I don't own anything.
"Okay..let's try this again!" sighed Hermione.
Voldemort, Snape, and Ron were all in the recording studio and things weren't going very well. Ron's voice kept cracking whenever he would try to do his opera. Snape's voice was flat and Voldemort wasn't taking directions very well.
"I don't want to do this anymore!" complained Voldemort.
"Look here Voldy!" snapped Hermione, "Do you want to take over the wizard world?"
"Yes."
"You have to start believing in yourself," Hermione continued, "Who was the man who created this band?"
"Me."
"Who was it whose several attempts to take over the world have failed?"
"Me."
"Who wants to sell millions of records and have a huge fan base of screaming teenage witches and wizards?"
"Me."
This went on for several hours and Snape and Ron fell asleep during the inspirational talk.
Suddenly, Voldemort fell to the ground. "Voldy?" asked Hermione.
Voldemort slowly began to rise in the sunlight coming in through the window. Everyone gasped as they looked at him. He struck a dramatic pose and declared, "TOO LONG I'VE BEEN LIVING IN DARKNESS! LET IN THE SUN!"
Suddenly, Ron began to float and somewhere inside of him, the opera returned and he began to sing with all of his heart. Snape was still asleep as he was floating.
That night, the band had played the best they had all day. All it took was a little inspiration.
