Sup, dawgs? … yeah I'm gonna stand by that. Let's see, was it a troll move to tell one of you guys that I upload Fridays and then not upload that Friday? Probably, sorry, my peeps. I seriously, though, sat there at my computer for 30 minutes listening to blood pumping music with my hands hovering above the screen before I just silently got up and left. Guys. I was reading fanfiction up until today and I got to a really good one WHICH TOTALLY JUST STOPPED MIDWAY and that horrified me so I'm back, before I can even truly be missed.

Personal Story Time: Monday, I was in astronomy talking to a friend and the guy beside me called my name. So I turned to look at him, mouth open because I was mid sentence AND HIS FUCKING FINGER WENT INTO MY MOUTH. Apparently he was indicating towards something and when I swiveled, I swooped diagonally like a falcon and his finger grazed INTO MY MOUTH. We both sat there awkwardly for a few seconds, horrified, before he pulled his finger out of my mouth and he wiped it against his shirt saying ew. I pretended for the next 20 minutes not to hear him saying "That hurt, you broke skin". I didn't clamp down on his finger or anything, I just apparently HAVE FUCKING SHARK TEETH THAT CUT PEOPLE WHEN TOUCHED. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE. I am seriously such a fail at life, and sadly this isn't the most awkward thing to have happened to me… not even this year as it was so kindly pointed out by my friend. -.-

Anyways if you haven't noticed by now, I seriously hate writing details. It makes my soul screech and thrash around. I don't find it fun at all. It's torture and a pain, but it's necessary too, so I think I'm going to try working on that… but if it just stops midway, I just want you to know I tried making it through the battle ground but became a man down.

Wow, what a doozie, anyways disclaimers the same, warnings the same, so let's rip off this band aid and begin:

-XX-

"Are you sure about this?" Deidara asked giving the hall a slight questioningly look from his doorframe, thinking of getting up and leaving before he got in trouble. Let Sasori get in trouble, that bastard deserved it.

From his side, Sasori grinned mischievously and strained his neck to look out as well, from behind Deidara who was closest to the hall, trying to see farther down the hall as well, "I'm sure about everything." He said absentmindedly still searching.

Deidara just regarded him blankly for a moment before grumbling a low 'unfortunately'. He couldn't exactly describe how Sasori had gotten him to be there and only remembered a lot of 'go aways' and pleading looks from Sasori before Deidara was dragged from his comfortable bed and over to help Sasori out with whatever he needed help with. Problem was, he wasn't sure what that was exactly either. He just knew that somehow Sasori had managed to hide a bucket of paste on his side of the room which of course Deidara had to be the one to do the lifting into Hidan and Kakuzu's room, for which Sasori had kept the key to.

Apparently Sasori had memorized Hidan's schedule because they weren't waiting for long before Hidan appeared, bobbing his head and doing what had to be the worst dancing Deidara had ever seen. He had to cough into his hand to not laugh as the albino looked very much like the mixture of an emu and rooster strutting down the hallway. Beside him Sasori just grinned. However despite this Deidara still felt his stomach tug with anticipation at what he hoped would only result in Hidan being outraged.

Hidan made his way to his current dorm, swaying obnoxiously ad snaking his neck around to the sides whilst he fished in his pockets for his key and finally putting it in the keyhole. Deidara took a sharp breath of intake and Sasori's hand clenched tighter around their doorframe in anticipation as Hidan turned the knob. Hidan opened the door fully and took a step, not knowing his step would result in stepping against a trip wire which…. And the thick paste made a loud whooshing noise as it dropped from the bucket and all over Hidan and the halls. It was silent for a few seconds, Sasori and Deidara both frozen. "WHAT THE FUCK?!" Hidan bellowed. Deidara's hands clamped over his mouth to keep him from laughing out loud. He took a large step backwards as Sasori quietly shut the door. They almost fell over their own feet as they rushed over to their beds. Deidara reached over and grabbed his iPod.

There was a loud, angry knock on their door. With his best poker face, Sasori slipped back on the floor and casually opened the door, hiding Deidara's view of Hidan. "Sup?" He asked. Deidara couldn't describe it as falsely innocent as it sounded so innocent he could've convinced Deidara who had been there. There was a pause before the red head asked incredulously, "What did you do?"
"NO. YOU MEAN WHAT DID YOU DO, MOTHER FUCKER?!"

There was a pause, "Mostly homework, thanks for asking, but I'm more curious about you than me." Deidara could hear the laughter in his voice, but that didn't mean Sasori was losing his acting. Even if Sasori had nothing to do with it, he would laugh at Hidan's expense, because he was just that type of person.

"WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BITCH?!"

"Hey, don't call him that." Deidara smiled slightly before freezing. What was happening to him? He had to scold himself for wanting to smile at Sasori's cold words.

"JUST WHERE IS BLONDIE?"

"Here" chirped Deidara and Sasori shifted from blocking the room to allow Hidan to see the blond sitting on his bed, looking up curiously, still scrolling through his music on his iPod. Deidara's eyes widened as he erupted into laughter, dropping his phone in his lap. Hidan was covered in the paste and look much like an angry Pillsbury doughboy. Every inch of him was white and the paste was dripping into his eyes, which he kept swatting at. It was magnificent in every sense of the word.

Hidan tried walking into the room but Sasori put a hand out and used his arm to block his path shaking his head pointedly, smiling, liking the sound of Deidara's roaring laughter. "You're not taking a step further like that."

Hidan spluttered indigently, the paste dripping into his held agape mouth. He made retching noises as he spat the paste out for a few moments before looking back at Sasori and glaring. He was just about to say something when Kisame's loud voice was heard further down the hall, "Who or what is standing in front of Deidara's door?"

Hidan growled and turned over to glare murderously at the still out of sight Kisame, "SHUT THE FUCK UP, TWAT."

"What are you British now, moron?" It was Pein's voice, which surprised Deidara as previously Kisame was always with Itachi. Maybe Itachi was just quiet?

"I'm culturally aware, asshole."

"You should be aware that I'll beat you up for calling me that."

"Peinnnn" Hidan half whined half grumbled.

Kisame and Pein had made their way to be visible in the doorway and it was just the two of them. Pein was wearing a deep red jacket, which he had stowed his hands in, probably both to keep warm and as just a habit. Kisame seemed impervious to the cold and wore his white shirt with a list of funny complaints from students to teachers. His arms were clasped on the back of his head and he was grinning as broadly as ever. Kisame glanced amusedly into Deidara and Sasori's room, "Did you two do this to him?" Both shook their heads vigorously at the same time, making Kisame chuckle.

"YOU LIARS! WE ALL KNOW YOU DID THIS, DAMNIT SO DON'T LIE!"

Sasori thoughtfully tugged at his own lip in mock consideration, "You seem awful mad. Ever thought about anger management?"

"THAT IS IT." Everyone thought Hidan was going to punch Sasori, even Sasori who had braced himself to dodge out of the way but what actually happened was so much worse. Hidan grabbed the surprised redhead and lifted him up into the most backbreaking hug ever before finally letting go. The entire time Sasori was stiff and not moving but his faced strained away from Hidan.

Sasori stumbled as he was dropped over six inches on to the floor. His face was horrified as he dabbed mechanically at his shirt which now had the gooey paste on it as well as every where else that made contact Hidan. He stared at disbelievingly and grossed out, "…You… you.." He couldn't continue, but there wasn't a silence that followed. Deidara had face planted his bed and was laughing so hard that he shook and had his arms wrapped around his stomach.

"You're next, Blondie!" Hidan barked.

Deidara's head snapped up to grin wickedly at him before jutting his head out like a rooster and snaking his upper body to the sides, a perfect mocking of Hidan's earlier dancing moves. Hidan's mouth dropped as it clicked what Deidara was doing before he remembered to close his mouth, just as it dripped on his lower lip. However he was still staring in dismay at Deidara who was still awfully dancing on his bed. The other three all laughed at varying degrees.

-x-

It was little over an hour later and Deidara was roaming through the main building trying to find the library to study for a test he had the next day. Only problem was… "So where are we going again?" Sasori asked, pausing in his mindless whistling. He was walking like a toy soldier with his arms swinging straight by his side and legs awkwardly moving with little bend at the knees.

Deidara scowled, rolling his eyes, and doing his best to otherwise ignore Sasori, "I'm going to the library. I don't know where you're going." He kept glancing to the side, checking out to see if he had made it the library yet.

"We're going to the library? Seriously? But that's so lame. Maybe you should keep the deciding where we go for our dates to me."

Deidara halted immediately. It took Sasori a few seconds to realize that the blond wasn't by his side anymore and he stopped too. He turned to look questioningly over his shoulder at the glowering blond.

"This isn't a date!" Deidara seethed, clenching his hands around his textbook and journal.

Sasori tilted his head looking mildly disappointed, "That's not what you told me."

"I didn't tell you anything! I left and you followed!" Deidara barked.

"We remember things differently."

"Of course! I'm not a massive creeper! Just go!" If Deidara's hands weren't full he would've started to pull out his hair or better yet Sasori's.

Sasori glanced up thoughtfully. "I wonder about that, you not being a bigger creeper than me, I mean. After all, the people you attract…" Sasori mused, quietly, seemingly to ignore Deidara's last command all together.

Deidara growled and stomped right past Sasori's thoughtful figure, "Just because I tagged along when you messed with Hidan does not make us friends." He looked around, where was that damn library?!

"I know." The voice was closer than Deidara expected and he jumped when he glanced over to see Sasori gazing dreamily at him, only less than half a step behind and right by his left shoulder. Sasori continued before Deidara could speak, "It makes us one step closer to being lovers."

Deidara faltered in steps before increasing his speed, which annoyingly Sasori was able to keep the pace. "I hate you."

Sasori chuckled and wrapped his arms around Deidara from behind, stopping the blond in his storming. Deidara struggled for a moment before finally giving up with a heavy sigh. He stood there pouting as Sasori nuzzled into the back of his neck. "Is that really true?" Sasori asked, his breath tickling Deidara's neck.

Deidara squeezed his eyes shut to make sure he didn't squirm at the ticklish sensation, "Of course."

Sasori let go but when Deidara turned around to look at him he didn't look disappointed. He was smiling lightly, not a seductive one but nonetheless Deidara hmpht and turned stoutly away. "I wonder about that too." Sasori spoke softly, once again but Deidara was already stomping down the hall. "It's the next turn." Sasori called out helpfully and chuckled as Deidara abruptly turned on heel and stomped out of sight.

Sasori followed leisurely behind, happy enough to watch Deidara's back and his long hair swaying lightly as he moved.

-x-

Deidara sat down in a corner. It was well after dark and the library was mostly empty except for him, Sasori (who was making his way over) and a couple of other students. The librarian napped behind the counter, ironically snoring quite loudly. Deidara smirked at the irony as he turned the page of his textbook, skimming through the text. Quietly, surprisingly enough, Sasori slipped on to the seat across from Deidara, gently dangling and swaying his legs as he gazed silently at Deidara.

After about ten minutes Sasori finally broke the silence, "Would you like me more if I was more romantic?"

Deidara blinked. His eyes furrowing and he slid his eyes off the textbook, a pure dumbfounded look on his face, "What do you mean?"

Sasori cupped his cheek in his palm, resting his elbow on the table as he gazed peculiarly at Deidara, "I mean you're still denying your obvious attractions for me. Would you be more open if I was more romantic?" Deidara ignored the slight hurt tone. It was probably fake anyway.

Deidara rolled his eyes and resumed looking through his textbook, "If you become any more 'romantic' then I might have to put a restraining order on you."

Sasori thought about this for a moment before slowly nodding. It was quiet for a few more moments before he spoke again, "Who's your favorite person so far that you met here?"

Deidara groaned slightly before glancing irritably up. Sasori ignore the glare and kept his expecting eyes on Deidara, waiting for a response. Deidara sighed in exasperation and rolled his head to the side. He pushed back his hair, huffing out a long breath, "That's a stupid question." Sasori just kept his chocolate orbs mutely on Deidara. Deidara puffed out his cheeks in irritation. Thinking. Who was his favorite person? There wasn't a lot of people to choose from and they were all pretty awful… but so far his most fun moments had been with Sasori, even if the redhead did eventually ruin them. However as he gazed at Sasori, his mouth curled up in a sadistic amusement, "Kisame."

Sasori's face was anything but amused.

-XX-

Wow, oh my god what a shocker, I got tired and the ending is rushed as ever. Sorry for the shortness, my peeps, I'll be sure to properly write a chapter next time… this is more like what a filler, to get me back in the flow? Also my week was just horrible. ;-;

I think only two of you guys read it, but Sunday I should be uploading a new chapter to Those Who Jump cause I friggen LOVE writing that one and I've left it alone for like 3 weeks.

Well, shout out to the wonderful Kat for keeping me company tonight as I wrote this. Seriously, guys I love talking to you guys, so feel free to message or review, I generally respond. You guys were the better part of my awful week. I think I hit a low for this week when I broke a beaker in AP chem. Whoops.

Review, favorite, or follow, you guys cause I'd love to know what you think. Also I'll probably also correct my chapters next week too unless I don't then I won't.