I carefully picked up the female bandit and carried her over to the pile of bodies that I was building.

"Hey Septus, what are yo-" Marcurio said as he came into view again.

"Oh hey there, nothing much, just relieving some tension is all." I said as I placed her on top of a male bandit, arranging the bodies so as to make it look like they were caught in the middle of a rather compromising situation.

"Dibella's tits what the shit are you doing?!" Marco said as he stood with his hands languishing by his side.

"Good curse, perhaps it's Dibella's own influence which is making me act this way." I said.

After I had finished arranging the bodies of all the dead bandits, making them all take part in some sick acts, I brushed my hands off and made my way back to Whiterun.

Whoever came across silent moons camp after me was in for one hell of a surprise.