AN: Hey guys! So… Uh… I don't know what I'm doing, I just opened this and started writing… If you read this, well, I'll have written something!

Harry, talk to Jade

After a bit of sitting around doing nothing, you decide to talk to Jade. You're not sure why, but maybe she has something for you to do.

{secretSlytherin [SS] began pestering gardenGnostic [GG]}

SS: Hey Jade.

GG: hi harry! ! !
GG: whats up?

SS: Just a bit bored
SS: Need help with anything?
SS: At all?
SS: Please
SS: I'm going to go inssssane

GG: well
GG: maybe you could do your quest?
GG: or you could go see how the others are doing
GG: that stuff

SS: Quesssst?

GG: yeah! ! !
GG: the personal quest you go on
GG: it usually involves your denizen

SS: Denizen?

GG: its like…
GG: whats your browser?

SS: …
SS: What?

GG: your browser

SS: It's…
SS: Moros
SS: Why?

GG: then thats your denizen

SS: Why?

GG: thats how it works silly

SS: Alright then…
SS: How am I meant to figure out my quest?

GG: just find your consorts
GG: good luck! ! !

SS: Thanks.

{secretSlytherin [SS] ceased pestering gardenGnostic [GG]}

Be the other guy

You attempt to be the other guy, but he's so undeniably cool and sick that you're rejected for the sudden intrusion, why not be someone else?

Be someone else

You are now TheTwoh343223fr23e31s

Uhh…

Great job, you crashed the story. Great job, I hope you're happy. Just… Give me a second… There, go be Chetari while I fix Harry's segment…

Be Chetari

You're now Chetari, you're still falling… But… You might be able to see something... Below you…?

Chetari, brace for impact

You look carefully, is… Is that the ground?

Chetari! Brace for impact!

You quickly prepare to land…

Chetari, Land

You finally land, on… Scales? That's not right… You look up, to find a face staring at you, you're on some kind of tail… This… Can't be good…

Wait, who's this?!

You're now the Faithfull general, you're facing your long-time rival, the Entrancing Braggard… You aren't really enemies with him, but you have to fight since you're on different sides. Ah well, you take a look around the battlefield, as it has now reached its true form, it's astonishing…

Be the other guy

No, you're not, you're staying as you. Huh? What's that?

Look at the problem

You both turn and watch a combined army of Dersite and Prospitian soldiers become slaughtered by the Derse Archagent, who appears to be prototyped… How is this happening?!

Run!

The two of you turn to each other, sharing a single thought, it's time to get out of there! You both run away from the agent, diving into a nearby river and getting carried away by it…

Harry, get pestered by your chum

You are now Harry, I finally got his story working again, jerk…

Brrpt!

Huh? Oh! You're being pestered! You were just about to go try and do your quest, but… You guess you have the time to do this.

[ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering secretSlytherin [SS]}

EB: hey harry!

SS: Hey John, ssssup?

EB: uh...
EB: you ok?

SS: I'm fine.
SS: Why?

EB: you hissed

SS: Well I was just murdered by the guy who killed my parents and somehow came back in a new body, with some new clothes.
SS: I have the right to be angry.

EB: huh?
EB: wait
EB: you went god tier too?

SS: I think?
SS: It's all kinda…
SS: I don't know, I went god tier…
SS: Yeah, yeah I did.
SS: When did you?

EB: earlier
EB: vriska put me to sleep
EB: then i got killed by this dude and woke up as god tier
EB: oh!
EB: did you know you and chetari are siblings?

SS: Sssseriously?!

EB: yeah!

SS: How do you know thissss?

EB: well
EB: i was at this lab place
EB: and then there was this console
EB: i messed with it a little and ended up creating six kids
EB: then the dna of those kids fused into six more kids

SS: Huh…
SS: Weird…

EB: i thought that'd be cool for you to know.

SS: It issss
SS: Now uh…
SS: I'm gonna go explore my planet a bit.

EB: see ya!

{ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering secretSlytherin [SS]}

Harry grinned, he had a sister… Huh… Neat.

After that incredible discovery, he took off to explore his land, looking for something.

Land of Roots and Death

Chetari stared as the roots of the tree released the rest of her land, including her quest bed… Somehow she had skipped her entire quest, which involved going up the tree and down the middle, purely because she had been hit with a gourd… Ok then! "Why is this world so weird?" She asked herself, meaning she spoke in Japanese…

She looked around for a few minutes before wandering, trying to figure out what exactly to do, since she had accidentally completed her quest…

Land of Grass and Deception

Harry flew around, getting the hang of the basics for his powers as he did, he could turn into any magical or non-magical creature, including a few he didn't recognise… Like a weird white crab monster think that just went SKREEE all the time, which was admittedly kinda funny… Wait… Didn't Aranea mention them to him once? Lusus or something like that? He could turn into an alien parent. Awesome!

Bdmpt!

{terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling secretSlytherin [SS]}

TC: HeY tHeRe My MoThErFuCkInG bRoThEr

SS: …
SS: What do you want?

TC: I wAs JuSt ChEcKiNg Up On YoUr MoThErFuCkInG pRoGrEsS

SS: I'm…
SS: I'm fine.
SS: And why do you keep calling me your brother?

TC: I bE fEeLiNg ThIs MoThErFuCkInG SpIrItUaL cOnNeCtIoN wItH yOu

SS: …
SS: Fine…
SS: We're…
SS: "Bro's"
SS: Admittedly it's kind of alright…
SS: Even if it's going to ruin my thinkpan.

TC: HoW dO yOu KnOw WhAt A mOtHeRfUcKiN tHiNkPaN iS?

SS: Wait, you know what that is?

TC: Of CoUrSe

SS: …
SS: You're an actual troll…
SS: Aren't you?

TC: HeLl FuCkIn YeAh BrOtHeR

SS: Oh my god…
SS: How did I not even realise?
SS: I'm such an idiot…

TC: I hAvE nO fUcKiNg IdEa WhAtS gOiN oN.