Bakura: Really Yami! to celebrate this moment let's go have-
Announcer: And now we interrupt this program for a special broadcast
Readers: CRAAAAP!
Next thing you know we're at an undisclosed location with a purple carpet in the middle of it. Then you see a strange sight is that- a cat? wearing a dress? The cat is dark brown with forest green eyes and an emo bang which covers one of the eyes the dress it's wearing is pale sea foam green.
Cat: Hello everybody! I'm Kit your announcer and welcome to the Grammy Golden Globe AMA Whatever awards!
Kit: These awards are to decide the best roles from this story Trapped in a Millennium Item Club such as best female character, best male character, and most worthless character, which really in my opinion should be called Marik instead of Most Worthless Character
Marik: HEY! Fuck off Kit!
Kit: No Marik! You fuck off! Nobody likes you anyway!
Kat: Now Kit let's be a little nicer.
Kat whipering: He is legally old enough to sue in this story.
Kit: He's 16!
Kat: He's technically 6 :3
Marik: SHUT UP!
Kit: Well we're supposed to cover the hot spots of the purple carpet, not the boring ones so let's go, so Kat lets explain, why it is a purple carpet.
Kat: Well I love the color purple, hence my dress which is purple with one strap!
Kit: Wear your cover-up Kat, you look terrible
Kat: You're a cat. Wearing a dress.
Kit: Screw you Kat!
Kat: Well anyway let's talk to the main characters of this story, that aren't me *wink*
Kit: Inflated ego much?
Yami and Bakura are sucking each others faces off, and Cherri is just staring at them.
Cherri: Holy Shit! Bakura has a pimple on his nose!
Waits a few seconds
Cherri: SHIT! when will they stop!
Kat: Hey, ummm guys a few questions?
Kit: Give me a sec Kat
Kit goes and scratches Yami's leg
Yami: FUUUUCK!
Bakura: Darling what's wrong?
Yami: That Kat has fucking rabies, that's what's damn wrong!
Kit: Excuse me! I take offense to that!
Yami: Well then why the hell you'd scratch me! This was a rental
Kat: Nobody cares. Anyway, are you enjoying being in a relationship with Bakura? guys?
Yami and Bakura go back to sucking each others faces off
Kit: Screw this, anyway Cherri what do you think of all the darkshipping?
Yume: I PREDICTED IT WOULD HAPPEN!
Cherri: Sorry she's had too much wine. Anyway I'm happy for them, I wouldn't really care much if they were single anyway. My virginities' long gone.
Kat: Now I'm just scared to touch you.
Cherri: Please being a virgin is soooo 21st century.
Kat: It's the 21st century right now!
Kit: She's had too much wine too Katty, come on.
Kat: Let's go find Pegasus.
Kit: I thought he was dead?
Kat: Then let's find Shadi?
Shadi comes out of nowhere
Shadi: I MESSED UP ALL YOUR LIFES MOTHERFUCKERS!
Kit: That's out of the ordinary….
Kat: What's depressing is it's probably true….. Anyway what about Set?
Set: I don't want your petty questions.
Kat: Vegeta?
Kit: Since when the hell did you like Dragon Ball Z?
Kat: In the middle of my five month ban from fanfiction.
Kit: So that's where you went.
Kat: Yep, I got my youtube banned in the process sadly.
Kit: Sucks to be you.
Kat: Well I need to interview someone…. LEGASP I KNOW
Vegeta: Where the hell am I?
Kit: NO!
Kat: Why NOOOOOOT!
Kit: Excuse me Mr. Vegeta the exits that way, I'm sorry Kat is a retard.
Vegeta: OH SHIT! IT'S THAT FANGIRL WHO WAS STALKING ME!
Vegeta runs towards the exit.
Kit: Kat what'd I tell you….
Kat: But he was right there!
A gigantic pigeon comes out of nowhere and starts to coo
Kat: TIME FOR THE AWARDS!
Kit: Why a pigeon?
Kat: They're unappreciated, and I love them THEIRSOCUTE!
Kit: Well let's go in
Kat: Well this is the end of the chapter! As explained above that's the reason I haven't been able to update, I missed you all! I hope I still have readers! Probably not though….. Well anyway, if I still have reviewers as well you will review to respond to the votes and they will be repeated in the funniest way possible :D. Well here are the categories and their nominees
Best Male Character: Yami Yugi, Yami Bakura, Yami Marik
Worst Male Character: Set, Shadi, Yugi
Best Female Character: Kat, Yume Cherri
Best Couple: YamixBakura, BakuraxCherri, YamixYume
Best Joke:
Bakura: Yeah I WAIT A SECOND GUY OF MY DREAMS!
Bakura: What the bloody hell was that?
Yami: I think it was an authors note?
Bakura: I think I'd know if an 8th millen-
Cherri: That's the problem you didn't.
Marik, Shadi, and Yami: BURN!
Worst Joke:
Bakura: I'm going to kick your ass from here to Brooklyn.
Bakura sits back down his I r pissed off face on.
Grabs Bakura and kisses him full on the lips.
Cherri: You satisfied now.
Bakura: Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YES!
