Bakura: Really Yami! to celebrate this moment let's go have-

Announcer: And now we interrupt this program for a special broadcast

Readers: CRAAAAP!

Next thing you know we're at an undisclosed location with a purple carpet in the middle of it. Then you see a strange sight is that- a cat? wearing a dress? The cat is dark brown with forest green eyes and an emo bang which covers one of the eyes the dress it's wearing is pale sea foam green.

Cat: Hello everybody! I'm Kit your announcer and welcome to the Grammy Golden Globe AMA Whatever awards!

Kit: These awards are to decide the best roles from this story Trapped in a Millennium Item Club such as best female character, best male character, and most worthless character, which really in my opinion should be called Marik instead of Most Worthless Character

Marik: HEY! Fuck off Kit!

Kit: No Marik! You fuck off! Nobody likes you anyway!

Kat: Now Kit let's be a little nicer.

Kat whipering: He is legally old enough to sue in this story.

Kit: He's 16!

Kat: He's technically 6 :3

Marik: SHUT UP!

Kit: Well we're supposed to cover the hot spots of the purple carpet, not the boring ones so let's go, so Kat lets explain, why it is a purple carpet.

Kat: Well I love the color purple, hence my dress which is purple with one strap!

Kit: Wear your cover-up Kat, you look terrible

Kat: You're a cat. Wearing a dress.

Kit: Screw you Kat!

Kat: Well anyway let's talk to the main characters of this story, that aren't me *wink*

Kit: Inflated ego much?

Yami and Bakura are sucking each others faces off, and Cherri is just staring at them.

Cherri: Holy Shit! Bakura has a pimple on his nose!

Waits a few seconds

Cherri: SHIT! when will they stop!

Kat: Hey, ummm guys a few questions?

Kit: Give me a sec Kat

Kit goes and scratches Yami's leg

Yami: FUUUUCK!

Bakura: Darling what's wrong?

Yami: That Kat has fucking rabies, that's what's damn wrong!

Kit: Excuse me! I take offense to that!

Yami: Well then why the hell you'd scratch me! This was a rental

Kat: Nobody cares. Anyway, are you enjoying being in a relationship with Bakura? guys?

Yami and Bakura go back to sucking each others faces off

Kit: Screw this, anyway Cherri what do you think of all the darkshipping?

Yume: I PREDICTED IT WOULD HAPPEN!

Cherri: Sorry she's had too much wine. Anyway I'm happy for them, I wouldn't really care much if they were single anyway. My virginities' long gone.

Kat: Now I'm just scared to touch you.

Cherri: Please being a virgin is soooo 21st century.

Kat: It's the 21st century right now!

Kit: She's had too much wine too Katty, come on.

Kat: Let's go find Pegasus.

Kit: I thought he was dead?

Kat: Then let's find Shadi?

Shadi comes out of nowhere

Shadi: I MESSED UP ALL YOUR LIFES MOTHERFUCKERS!

Kit: That's out of the ordinary….

Kat: What's depressing is it's probably true….. Anyway what about Set?

Set: I don't want your petty questions.

Kat: Vegeta?

Kit: Since when the hell did you like Dragon Ball Z?

Kat: In the middle of my five month ban from fanfiction.

Kit: So that's where you went.

Kat: Yep, I got my youtube banned in the process sadly.

Kit: Sucks to be you.

Kat: Well I need to interview someone…. LEGASP I KNOW

Vegeta: Where the hell am I?

Kit: NO!

Kat: Why NOOOOOOT!

Kit: Excuse me Mr. Vegeta the exits that way, I'm sorry Kat is a retard.

Vegeta: OH SHIT! IT'S THAT FANGIRL WHO WAS STALKING ME!

Vegeta runs towards the exit.

Kit: Kat what'd I tell you….

Kat: But he was right there!

A gigantic pigeon comes out of nowhere and starts to coo

Kat: TIME FOR THE AWARDS!

Kit: Why a pigeon?

Kat: They're unappreciated, and I love them THEIRSOCUTE!

Kit: Well let's go in

Kat: Well this is the end of the chapter! As explained above that's the reason I haven't been able to update, I missed you all! I hope I still have readers! Probably not though….. Well anyway, if I still have reviewers as well you will review to respond to the votes and they will be repeated in the funniest way possible :D. Well here are the categories and their nominees

Best Male Character: Yami Yugi, Yami Bakura, Yami Marik

Worst Male Character: Set, Shadi, Yugi

Best Female Character: Kat, Yume Cherri

Best Couple: YamixBakura, BakuraxCherri, YamixYume

Best Joke:

Bakura: Yeah I WAIT A SECOND GUY OF MY DREAMS!

Bakura: What the bloody hell was that?

Yami: I think it was an authors note?

Bakura: I think I'd know if an 8th millen-

Cherri: That's the problem you didn't.

Marik, Shadi, and Yami: BURN!

Worst Joke:

Bakura: I'm going to kick your ass from here to Brooklyn.

Bakura sits back down his I r pissed off face on.

Grabs Bakura and kisses him full on the lips.

Cherri: You satisfied now.

Bakura: Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YES!