Disclaimer: I don't own Reno or the Sector 3 slums, only my OC.
Also, sorry for the delay, I finished with my finals just today. . . and my brain was tired this last week. Anyway, onwards! Here's some WAFFy, fluffy nonsense for you guys.
Cam gave Reno a small flat box decorated with shiny paper and a big bow. "C'mon, open it!" she clamored impatiently as Reno didn't take the box, instead eyeing it warily. It was his 16th birthday, and they'd spent the previous night together before Reno going out that night to the nightclubs he helped Cort run.
"I swear, Camryn if it's another joke . . ." he threatened her good-naturedly taking the box away from her and stripping the paper off. "It's not!" she defended herself. The previous present she'd given him had been a big can of nuts. When Reno opened it, about a dozen brightly colored paper wrapped spring snakes leaped out, making him shout out loud.
Reno took off the big, fluffy bow and put it on Cam's head as he opened the box to find ". . . a pair of boxers?" he muttered, taking them out. They were strange, to say the least. They were white, with what seemed to be a parade of multicolored chocobos in various moods. There were sprinting gold chocobos, blue chocobos flapping their wings, and green chocobos with open beaks. On the waistband, there was printed a huge "WARK!!" Reno burst out laughing "Dammit, Cammy, what the fuck!?"
Cam shrugged "Eh, they reminded me of you." Reno arched an eyebrow "How exactly does a chocobo remind you of me?" She gave him a mischievous look "Oh, I don't know, really. Maybe it was the beady eyes, or the skinny legs . . ." Reno gasped "Oh, fuck you!", tossing the box at her. Cam laughed, batting the box away before it hit her, "Nah, you're gorgeous!" Reno nodded, looking satisfied, when she asked "So, you like 'em?"
She smiled "I knew you would. Either way, I had fun shopping for them. Wanna know how I knew they'd fit you?" Reno again nodded, tracing a finger over the soft fabric. Cam continued "I tried them on. We're pretty much the same size, wouldn't you know. Kinda tight around the butt, but they fit me, so I knew they'd fit you." Reno snickered "Yeah, you got a big ol' booty." Then he looked at her lasciviously, "I'd like to see you wear these as I usually wear them. You know, all nice and naked with only these."
Cam winked at him, issuing a challenge, "Only if you wear some of my underwear, as I usually wear them." Reno scoffed "Not fuckin' likely!" Cam insisted, pleading, "Aw, c'mon, Reno, it'll be fun! I'll wear your boxers, you wear some girly undies, and it'll be fun!"
Reno went over to her, "Ain't no way in hell I'm wearing-" he slid his fingers beneath the waistband of her pants and pulled it back to look "-a purple thong!? What is wrong with you!?"
Cam pouted, pleading, "C'mon, hon! It doesn't have to be these. You get to choose, and I'll wear these and nothing else. And, as a special, bonus, one-time-offer, I'll toss in a few special, um, favors, just for you." Reno bit his lower lip, thinking it through. "So I get to choose?" he asked. Cam nodded, beginning to smile. Reno nodded once, "Deal. I'll change in your bedroom, you change in the bathroom, and we'll both come out at the same time. Ready? Go!"
Cam tore out to the bathroom, and Reno to her room. He quickly raided through her underwear, then decided, "Ah, fuck it . . .", selecting a ridiculous pair of lacy green panties. Reno undressed and pulled the lacy garment on, beginning to laugh at himself.
Meanwhile, Cam had already changed into, as she promised, nothing but the chocoboxers. Still, she had one last trick up her sleeve. "One big surprise for Reno", she thought.
"I'm ready, Reno!" he heard her call from the bathroom, "I'm coming out!" Reno stopped at the door, already twisting the doorknob "So am I. Ready?" Cam yelled back, "Go!" Reno threw open the door and struck a weird pose. Then he was blinded by a series of quick, bright flashes.
Cam stood there, merrily snapping away at him with an instant picture camera, cackling like a lunatic. "Aarrgh!" Reno screamed, chasing her. Cam screamed as well, trying to escape from him. He caught her in the living room, where they collapsed into nearly senseless heaps of laughter.
"They look good on you!" Cam managed between wheezes, "But where's the matching bra?" Reno wheezed back "Couldn't find it. Decided that I'd rather have my jumblies bounce around instead of getting a bra that didn't match." That cracked them up again.
Eventually the laughs subsided, leaving them short of breath, with flushed faces and aching sides, and still in their switched underwear. They sat on the couch, or at least, Reno did. Cam lay on her back, head propped up against Reno's leg. Reno took the camera from her hand, and snapped a close up picture of her face, finishing the film.
He decided this was probably his favorite picture of Cam. In it she looked vibrant, young and happy, her cheeks still faintly pink with laughter and a lovely smile on her lips. She'd also taken several pictures of him, especially liking one where Reno roguishly winked at her while stretching his arms over his head.
Reno put the camera away and twirled a finger playfully in their hair, "You know, you gotta destroy those pictures of me in undies. If those get out, I'll never get any street cred." She nodded, "I know. But there's a few in there I want to keep, you can't see the undies in those. Besides, I don't know what your problem is, you look good in those!" Reno gnashed his teeth and pulled her lock of hair as Cam snickered, "They bring out your eyes!"
Reno made her laugh some more when he conspiratorially looked around, then back at her, theatrically whispering "Thing is, they're comfy! If they were a bit roomier up front, I'd wear them all the time!"
A/N: I swear, those kids are like catnip to one another. They make each other ever so slightly demented. Besides being kind of fluffy, I wanted to give a nod at the game's playful, gentle (sometimes) gender bending. Remember Cloud at Don Corneo's? I made him so pretty for that mission XD ! But then there was also Mukki, and that dude from the gym, Big Bro. Anyways, dark times lie ahead for Reno and Cam, and I though I'd give you something fun to make it better. Read and review, please!
