Another mixed-up, messed-up chapter!
James: okay pikachu, thunderbolt! Huh, pikachu?
Pikachu: 'gasp' okay, okay, 'gasp' pika-'gasp' CHUUUU!!!
Pikachu took a deep breath and a few sparks flew from it's cheeks
Pikachu: 'gasp' I'm really 'gasp' worn out youse guys, 'gasp' ya tink we could take 'gasp' a break?
Jessie: why not? We've already successfully blasted off about 25 people, including the twerps!
James: and it is about lunch time!
Pikachu fell back and lay down on the grass as Jessie and James let Wobbuffet and Victreebel out
(guess what's coming next)
James: would you get off?! I'm not a lollipop!!!
Jessie: 'sigh' pikachu, do you wanna take care of this one?
Pikachu: 'sigh' fine! Pika- …huh?
Pika-…
PIKA!…
James: …um, still waiting for painful electric shocking!
Pikachu: gimme a minute, I'm workin on it!
PIKA!!!
…
Jessie: …uh-oh
James pulled his head out of Victreebel's mouth and called it back to it's pokeball
James: what? What's wrong?
Jessie: I think pikachu's all out of thunderbolts!
James: I guess it's kind of ironic that we blasted off that pokemon centre a while back huh?
Jessie: shut up!
Pikachu: any minute now, PIKA!!! …nope, I got notin!
James: what do we do?
Jessie: I guess we should find the twerps and ask them?
James: unless something really convenient occurs I don't think we're going to find them!
Suddenly the twerps crashed down in front of them
Ash: I only asked you why he wouldn't talk!!!
Misty: well, he is a pokemon, I just don't see why he had to get his Raichu involved!
Meowth: pika!
James: I've got to stop asking for random, convenient occurrences!
Jessie: okay, don't be mad, but I think we broke pikachu!
Ash: don't tell me this is going to be another 'pikachu is sick and this could be the end' thing!
Pikachu: dere you are! Why can't I tunderbolt stuff?
Meowth: ugh, gimme a minute, my head's still spinning from that Raichu! Remind me next time we blast you guys off to use iron tail or something less pain-inducing!
Pikachu: can I get dat in writing?
Meowth: okay, I'm okay! Now, what was your problem again?
Pikachu: I tink I need new batteries or something, I'm all outta electricity!
Meowth: you've probably just used up all of thunderbolt's PP, Y'know power points! When you use them all up then you can't use that move anymore, you'll have to visit a pokemon centre but once you do you'll be fine!
Pikachu: 'snigger'
James: 'snigger'
Meowth: what?
Pikachu: 'snigger', you said pee-pee! 'snigger'
James: 'snigger' now you said it! Heheheh!
Meowth: 'sigh' it's like talking to ash! …or a brick wall!
Pikachu: so all I gotta do is find a pokemon centre?
Jessie: uh, newsflash! We're banned, remember?
Pikachu: yeah, youse guys are! But now I'm pikachu, I can just go in on my own!
Meowth: actually, since the second episode, I'm kinda banned too, I tried to tell em that I blew the place up because I was trying to get rid of team rocket but …
Misty: okay, I'm sorry, I'm completely lost, someone wanna tell me what THE HECK is going on here?!
Pikachu: is she always dis tick?
Meowth: if she wasn't ginger, she'd be blond!
Misty: hey!
Pikachu: me an pikachu switched bodies!
Misty: but you are pikachu!
Pikachu: 'sigh' fine! Me an Meowth switched bodies!
Misty: right! That makes a lot more sense! …actually no it doesn't, how did you switch bodies?
Ash: yeah, didn't you guys learn your lessen after the last time in that movie with Manaphy?
Pikachu: you stay outta dis twerp!
Meowth: that's it! If we find a Manaphy egg then we can touch it at the same time and we'll swap back!
James: where the heck are we supposed to find a Manaphy egg, it's not as if they just fall out of the sky!
*Manaphy egg falls out of sky and lands in James's hands*
James: okay, that's getting really freaky and kind of annoying!
I wish I could do that! Hmm, gee, it's not as if team rocket's Meowth just falls out of the sky!
…
Darn!
