Avril555: Thanks for the reviews! Your reaction sounds a lot like my best friend's when she read this. She was laughing so much that her family wanted to read it to see what was so funny, but she told them that they wouldn't understand it, hahaha.


Chapter 7

Now Do You Believe?

Back at Hyrule Castle:

Zelda – LINK! You're alive! I'm so happy you're okay!

Lya – See. I brought him back. Now he can tell you I didn't kill him.

Link – Actually . . .

Lya – (turning to face him) "Actually"? What do you mean "actually"?

Link – Sorry, I kinda spaced out there.

Zelda and Lya – Riiiiiiiiight.

Link – She didn't kill me Zelda, I jumped off the roof.

Zelda – (sigh) alright she's free to go then.

Voice – Not so fast.

All turn and look at the speaker. His fish shaped helmet and his black and iridescent blue clothes gave off an eerie glow.

Link, and Zelda – Zant!

Zant – Ha ha ha! Now I have you girl! (gestures at Lya, as he lifts her off the ground using his magic) my god will be very pleased!

Link – NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Lya – (screams) LINK!

Zant and Lya disappear.

Link – (turning on Zelda) We have to get her back!

Zelda – be my guest. She's not my concern. Now where is that manicurist? She's an hour late!

Link - (just stares at her in disbelief) How can you just sit here and do nothing? I need your help!

Zelda – I don't see any profit in it for me.

Link – Fine! What do you want!

Zelda – Oh, I don't know. Maybe a wedding.

Link – A wedding?

Zelda – Yes.

Link – I can't do anything about that unless . . . holy stalfos! NO I WILL NOT!

Zelda – Then I guess I can't help you.

Link – FINE! I'll go by myself! I can't believe you even tried that anyway.

Zelda – Go and get your little girlfriend then. But don't you dare expect any support from me!

Link – I won't! I don't even want it anymore. (he turns and leaves)

Zelda – (yelling at his back) You may not want it, but you'll need it! You'll be sorry!