Chapter 7
The Lake
Sorry it took forever to finish.. Writers block.. I feel fairly confident about this one I'll be honest with ya xD I hope you like it.
"Oooh Look at the water!" TenTen said in drunk awe.
"Yeah" Ino paused."I wanna jump in!"
The girls started to strip down ino their bra and underwear. "What are you"Hiccup" guys doing?" Deidara asked while staring at them.
"These are the only clothes we have and we're not going to get them wet" Temari said with her leg purposely sticking further out and letting down her hair"You got a problem with it?"
"You know"He stumbled"you could always just use-" Deidara was cut off.
"No. We don't have a problem with it" Hidan said with a grin.
"Good"
Each and every one of the Akatsuki Members were staring at them... They don't get to interact with the opposite sex very often and when they do most of the time it was for a mission and they had to either kill them or completely ignore them.
In about five minutes the three of them were ready to jump in. "Okay. Let's do this!"
"I bet the water is freezing" TenTen said just shivering at the thought.
"Oh well... One"
"Two"
..."Three!" The girls ran straight until they could no more and jumped into the shimmering water creating quite the splash. Once they popped their heads out of the water they were shivering and instantly swam closer to each other.
"It's so freaking cold!"
"Yes and I love it"
"Are you wimps gonna join us anytime soon?" They mocked.
"If your so eager then I guess I can keep you warm" Hidan is even more cocky when he's drunk.
"Than get in here baby!" Yes. They were really drunk.
They did as they were told and as quickly as they could each Akatsuki member removed their clothes until they were down to their boxers and jumped in.
Because they were all of the male gender none of them moved closer together for warmth even though the water was cold.
"It's not so bad." Sasori said.
"What do you mean not so bad?" Deidara asked in disbelief with his teeth clenched."It's freezing!"
The girls only laughed and mumbled the word wimp just loud enough so Deidara would hear them. He splashed them and they screamed even though they had been in the water for about a minute or two by now they should have gotten used to it but the water was in fact very very cold.
Swimming around and annoying each other for a while now the group of victims and their kidnappers had decided to play tag in the water.. Little did the guys know that the girls had something up their sleeves.. Even though they aren't wearing any shirts at the moment.
Temari and TenTen had double teamed and their current target was.. Hidan.
"Slow down!"
"Yeah! Only asshole's don't let people tag you! Are you an asshole Hidan? Cause you don't wannabe an asshole!"
"Do assholes get punished?"
"Yes. Assholes get severely punished"
Hidan stopped swimming. "Well than I want to be an asshole" The girls played along acting like they were still drunk and grinned.
"Okay. What should this Asshole's punishment be TenTen?"
"Would you please stop saying asshole?"
"No! Don't tell us what to freaking do!" Okay.. They weren't at all sober yet. Which is probably why they failed to notice the extra pressence in the bushes.
"Shut the hell up Itachi I'm getting punished over here!" Hidan yelled.
Than going un-noticed TenTen discreatly winked at Ino as a signal to start Operation Walrus.
Together Temari and TenTen swam closer to Hidan who gladly opened up his arms and they each giggled as they moved their hands over his toned body getting the reaction they wanted. Hidan groaned and threw his head back as one of them bit him.
Ino quickly swam a little ways away from the trio and started doing the hand signs for her mind transfer jutsu aiming at Hidan who was busy being "punished" by Temari and TenTen. Though TenTen was now making her way toward Ino with the excuse that she better join them when really she was going to be the one to catch Ino so she doesn't drown.
"Oh Jashin!" Temari was now in front of Hidan keeping them up by conveniently pushing him against the wall of dirt and pressing her right leg against his crotch causing him to go insane.
Everyone watched in bewilderment and even in his drunken state Itachi had yet to control his hormones and looked away.
"What about us? Don't we deserve to be punished?" The rest of the akatsuki called out.
"Mind transfer Jutsu" Ino whispered as TenTen supported her from behind.
Just as Hidan was on the verge of insanity the excitement he was feeling left his body, or mind and was surrounded by darkness within seconds and he had no idea what was going on.
TenTen stayed swimming there in the water with Ino's limp body in her arms silently laughing at what was about to happen.
When Ino took over Hidan's body as soon as the exchange was completed she felt a wave of overwhelming pleasure and cried out still in a girlyish voice causing Temari to stop and smirked as she noticed that Operation Walrus was a success.
Swimming backwards away from the Ino possessed Hidan Temari turned to help TenTen bring Ino's body to shore.
"Who's next?" Hidan asked rather flirtatiously at the Akatsuki. They all just stared awkwardly at them as if they had misheard him. He swam up to the closest member to him which jsut had to be Deidara and he put his hand on the side of the frozen Deidara's face and kissed him. It didn't last long seeing as how Deidara wasn't gay. Deidara violently pushed him and screamed."WHAT THE FUCK HIDAN! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?"
And of course everyone else laughed except Deidara and the figure who could no longer watch from a far and had to intervene .
"NO! Deidara get away from MY Hidan!" Shade yelled as he got out from the bushes.
The girls hadn't planned this but quickly knew that this would be so much better than their original plan.
"Would you like to join us Shade?" Hidan asked as he winked at the new member who stared in amazement but didn't wait another minute to take of most of his clothes and jump in.
"I knew you come around my love! I just knew! The first time I layed eyes on you I knew that you were GAY! Just like ME!" Said an overly excited Shade.
"It just took some time to realize it myself baby... Now come over here" He ordered in a dirtty tone of voice.
Temari and TenTen were back on land freezing cold and laughing their heads off while Hidan was cursing as he watched the scene that played before him. Oh they were gonna pay!
"I knew he was gay all along."
"Who didn't know?"
'I'm not fucking gay you damn asshole!'.. But it was no use. Only Ino could hear him and she had no intention of letting the others know that it was not really Hidan passionately making out with Shade who was kissing back just as hungrily.
"Ooh God I love you Hidan" Shade said as they finally pulled apart and by now TenTen and Temari were laughing so hard that their stomachs were hurting.
'Hidan' looked around then said. "Oh right! I'm Hidan!.. I.. Love you too Shade"
"Let's get married in the moonlight and have 9 children!" Shade said in over excitement.
"Okay but first. You know what we should do?" Hidan whispered to Shade.
"Anything for you baby" Shade was now whispering too.
"Right" Shade made sure that all the other guys weren't listening."Okay here's what we're gonna do. It's called." He looked around once again. "Operation Walrus. We are going to stealthily remove those guys' underwear then remove our own and then we can. Get it on. If you know what I mean" Than he winked at Shade who blushed imensely.
"Okay. Anything for you baby. But later in my room I have a costume I want you to try on" Than he grinned.
"That's a little weird but okay I'll try it on... Later. Now lets go. Oh but We gotta distract them."
Without hesitation 'Hidan' cried out."Ooh Shade you are a God!"
"Don't stop Hidan!" Shade screamed a little to excited.
As they were doing this all other Akatsuki members were busy trying not to here what they thought was going on to their luck they hadn't even noticed the two dive under water and remove their boxers. Well obviously they noticed that their boxers were missing but didn't want to tell everyone for it would seem just a little bit gay to everyone but Shade especially since Operation Walrus had just only begun.
"Dude what the hell?" Each and everyone of the Akatsuki took turns saying as they could no longer feel the support of their boxers.
"What?"
"Oh. Uh... Something bit me?"
"...Ooh.. Me too man"
As quickly and quietly as they could TenTen and Temari collected the clothes of the guys and made their way quietly back to Ino's imobile body silently laughing yet again.
'What the fuck guys! Can't you see what they are trying to do? Look behind you you fucking idiots!"
'They can't hear you Hidan. It's no use. Hahaha!"
'Shut up bitch! You aren't gonna get away with this!'
'Don't call me a bitch you asshole! and apparently we are going to. And your guys' clothes too' She smirked 'Now if you excuse I have to finish my mission'
Than Hidan was surrounded by darkness yet again and could see nothing and here nothing which was exactly what Ino wanted.
When Shade and Ino popped their heads out of the water Hidan grinned at Shade and was about to make the first move but Shade beat him to it.
He moved in quickly and didn't waste time adding his tongue and started massaging Hidan's back and 'Hidan' moved his hand and guess where he put it *wink wink* causing Shade to arch his back and bite Hidan's lip and Ino felt the full of it as did Hidan.
'What the hell was that?" He asked as he sucked on his lips trying to rid the pain from it.
As Ino started moving Hidan's hand in a motion that drove Shade crazy Shade started doing the very same thing... Now was the perfect time.
After Temari and TenTen had stealthily grabbed the guys' clothes and were waiting with huge mischevous smiles on their faces they awaited the return of Ino's mind back to her original body. Which was being done at that very moment and she returned to her body and they ran for it screaming like mad.
When Hidan returned to his body he was expecting the worst of it but when he felt the wave of ecstasy hit him hard he could help but close his eyes before he really saw what was going on. And before he could register it he was kissing back to the unkown person and than his eyes shot open. 'Kissing? What? Who am I?... SHADE? Eew.. eew eew e-aah! Mmm... No!'
Hidan mentally slapped himself and pushed Shade away."WHAT THE FUCK MAN! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!"
Shade looked like he was about to cry."Bu-But Hidan. I love you!" Than Shade tried to kiss him again and Hidan backed away."Don't leave me again Hidan!"
The other Akatsuki members turned around and looked and started laughing."Shut the hell up! Did you fucktards not just notice that those bitches stole all our clothes?"
They grew quiet with realization. and than simultaniously screamed."SHIT! WHERE THE HELL DID THEY GO?"
"Suckers!" The girls screamed as they stood there holding the guys' clothes and their own.
"What now? Kidnapping us comes with a price bitch!" Than they ran.
..."I'm fine with that." Shade shrugged.
"Great... Stuck in a lake fully naked. With two gay guys" Sasori sighed."How can this get any worse?"
"I'M NOT GAY!" Hidan yelled.
"Yes you are! You can't deny it now!" Deidara yelled.
"Oh you'd like that wouldn't you faggot?"
"Shut the hell up! I'm not gay! You're the one who kissed me!"
"In your dreams pal!"
"Hidan please be rational about this! What about our children?" Shade all of a sudden yelled.
"Shut up Tinkerbell!. I'm not going to have kids with you! One. That's fucking impossible. and Two. I'M NOT GAY!"
"I said don't deny it!"
"NNOOO! I LOVE YOU HIDAN! I CAN GIVE YOU A HUG!"
"Shut the hell up Deidara! Go make out with Sasori or something!"
.. Everyone sighed.. Apparently it could get worse... A lot worse.
Okay there it is.. It doesn't completely suck does it? I certainly hope not. Anywayz.. I will love you forever and ever if you review! :)
