A/N: Sorry for not updating earlier. I was super tired this morning, and I have loads of homework tonight. Thank you so much to jessa76, who has reviewed ever chapter! This chapter is for memelovesomeemmett for their great idea.
"Emmett"
"Yes, Jake?"
"I found the closet"
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"Why are you whispering?"
"Because I need your help for a secret mission"
"Ooh! I like secret missions. What kind of mission?"
"A search and rescue mission… for my T shirts and pants."
"Why do your t shirts need rescuing?"
"Because the future-seeing demon pixie knew that I was going to try to find them, so she put them somewhere"
"What makes you think that you can find them if Alice hid them?"
"I have to try… these clothes aren't that great for phasing."
"I see."
"The elders don't really appreciate me going without pants because I don't know how to put them on."
"So what's your plan?"
"You use your vampire senses to find the shirts"
"That's it? No outfits or sneaking or code names?"
"I suppose you can have a code name if you really want one"
"That's great! I'll go get the walkie talkies!"
"Back already?"
"Sorry I took so long. They were hidden in Bella's room"
"I'm not even going to ask. What are the code names?"
"I'm Grizzly and you're Wolverine"
"You weren't even creative enough to make up a code name?"
"Unfortunately, my creativity is not endless"
"But your stupidity is.."
**SLAP**
"Ow! That shit hurts"
"A werwolf in human form is almost as easy to hurt as a human"
"Remind me not to annoy you again"
"Gladly"
"Now…lets get started"
"What's the plan?"
"You will go scout out the closet area while I stand guard"
"Lets go"
-Emmett and Jacob head up to the closet-
••Wolveraine, do you copy?***
**I guess**
**You're not being very professional about this**
**It's really just me looking for my clothes**
**I don't care**
**What were you trying to say in the first place?**
**I have a lead**
**Where?**
**Secret compartment. Over here**
**Great…Oh fuck**
**What?**
**Demon pixie's home early from Paris**
**Hide, quick!**
Alice "Je sais que vous êtes là, petit loup-garou."
"I better make my run for it"
Alice "Vous aussi, Emmett"
"Quick! Barricade the door!"
Alice is left pounding on the closet door, while Emmett is pressed up against it to stop her from knocking it down
A/N: Cliffhanger! The joke possibilities astound me, but I don't have enough creativity to write them tonight. Like Emmett, my creativity is limited.
French translation: I know you're in there, little werewolf + You, too Emmett. I apologize for grammatical errors, as I am in French 1
