Let's just get right to it.

JASPER AND GREG KISS

by anotherweirduniversefan23

(In Greg's POV)

It was a nice night that Greg was sleeping in his van. He felt so cozy, but as he was about to fall asleep, he heard a knock on the back of his door. It was a little poundy, as well.

He opened the door, and saw a rather muscular gem. Her name was Jasper. She revealed this to him without hesitation.

"I'm Jasper. I'm a Gem from another planet, and I have been sent here to murder you. My attractiveness is also going to help me out with this, I hope."

"Why do you want to murder me?" Greg asked.

"No questions." She replied back. "Just let me do this."

"You're going to kill-"

Greg was interrupted, as he was pulled in for a kiss on the lips by Jasper. Her breath mind of tasted like smoke, but it was really enjoyable.

And suddenly, Jasper realized that she was enjoying this. And she didn't have it in her heart to kill him. How could she?

So of course, there was something anti-climactic that occurred. She said something.

"Oh, actually, you aren't the one I was sent to kill. Sorry about that. See you on the flip."

And with that, she was gone. And Greg stood there confused.

THE END.

That's another thing a lot of the writers here do. They make stuff bizarre. Yeesh. Expect this kind of stuff a lot more in the series of this. And if you feel like I'm being harsh on half the fan base, then chill man! Y'all too sensitive and ish.