Okay, I know I am so behind on this story. I am really sorry, I truly am. It is way passed Halloween. I suck, I know. Umm…yeah. Okay. I know I say this a whole lot but I'll try to update more and faster. I was just sick for the longest time. Can you believe I'm still sick? Crazy, huh?

This is dedicated to both Jarcy & Lee because they seem to like this story a lot. Also, they're really cool.

Here we go!!!

Rosalie Hale

It read, "Mug a kid in a vampire costume, steal his/her candy, and scare the hell out of them."

Edward read over my shoulder and turned to Emmett. "What kind of sick person are you?" he asked once he got over the initial shock.

Emmett just laughed and told me to read it aloud. Once I did, there were a bunch of hurried whispers throughout the group.

Edward looked a bit reluctant but I was thrilled. This was going to be so much fun! Hm…I think I obtained this trait from Emmett…

"Don't hurt the poor kid too badly," Bella warned us, looking a bit nervous.

"Off with her head! She is that damned killer of vampires!" I yelled.

"Rosalie?" Jasper asked with an inquisitive look on his face.

"Yeah?"

"That's something Emmett usually says."

"Yes, but today I am a princess so I can say it too."

"Bella," Emmett says pouting, "I thought you loved vampires…"

"I do…This is a costume, Emmett."

"Uh…yeah…I knew that."

I just rolled my eyes and said, "Can we start this already? We wasted five minutes talking about her."

Alice cheered us on quietly from where she was standing as Edward and I moved forward into the cover of the bushes. We were planning an ambush.

"Okay Edward, we're looking for a kid in a vampire costume," I whispered. Edward's eyes suddenly flashed and turned black. "Oh no, Edward are you hungry?"

"Uh…no, why?" he whispered back.

"Your eyes are black," I said pointing.

"Oh, that's a special effect that came with the costume. Haven't you seen 'The Covenant'? It's a great movie; I watched it with Bella the other day…"

"Um…okay. Do you see any vampire kids?"

"No, do you?"

"Eww…all I see are those two kids with weird plastic teeth that look like fangs and have completely fake blood dripping from the sides of their mouths. What the hell are they supposed to be?"

"Rose! They're pretending to be vampires!"

"They know nothing! Vampires don't have fangs!" I huffed, offended by this.

"Oh, whatever, let's go mug them."

I cart wheeled forward until I was a house away from the two nasty fake-vampire kids.

"What did you do that for?" Edward whispered from where I had been not one minute ago.

"Special effects, spying, you know…" I whispered back.

"Oh, okay." He then proceeded to roll across the road in a very James Bond like fashion. Apparently he didn't put much force into it because he ended up stopping in the middle of the road. I heard the humans' shouts of fury and fear as they slammed onto the breaks to avoid hitting him. This made me roar with laughter.

Quickly, I composed myself as Edward came up next to me and the kids came closer.

On their way to the door, they yelled, "Trick or Treat!"

Seeing my chance, I strolled up behind them and put on the ski mask that I…uh…keep in my pocket. "Yo, this is a hold-up. Put down the candy and keep your hands where I can see them!" I yelled.

Edward scratched his head and took out his toy light saver. He tossed one to me and said, "Use the force, Luke."

"Where did you get the light savers?" I asked, brandishing mine like a sword.

"I found these under Bella's bed one night. I figured since she wasn't using them…"

"Oh, okay. Back to the task at hand!" I handed a kid a light saver and took the other one in my arms. Then I screamed, "Scare me!"

"What the fuck is going on?" This voice came from behind me.

It was a big guy with this HUGE dog. He was holding a baseball bat. Whimpering, I let go of the kid and ran for my life, hoping that the dog wouldn't ruin my dress.

When I reached the rest of the group, I started to come up with a strange story. "So I saw these vampire kids…and uhh…they bit this dog. Yeah, it was pretty creepy. So they tear the dog to streads and I take their candy but I dropped it on the way over and…"

That's when Edward interrupted me. "Rosalie, why did you run away from the poodle?"

"Poodle? Hell no, that dog was huge and ferocious."

"No, it was dressed as a pit bull."

Silence greeted me then.

Edward and Jasper began to roar with laughter, Alice getting a few giggles in here and there. Emmett didn't laugh and I silenced any attempts at laughter that Bella might have with one of my icy-cold glares.

"He stole your light savers!" I screamed out of nowhere.

"How could you Edward? Luke Skywalker was my favorite. I thought you loved me!" Here she bursts into tears mumbling incoherent things but you could make out 'Star Wars' and something about 'Obi Wan'…

Ignoring her I huffed, "Who's next?"

We all looked at each other again.

"Rock, paper, scissors?" Jasper proposed at last. After a few rounds of 'rock, paper, scissors' and shouts of 'You're cheating' and 'How can you cheat with this game?' Jasper and Bella emerged as the winners.

I laughed psychotically and pushed the hat toward them. Jasper grabbed a piece of paper as Bella was in no condition to make any move whatsoever.

He read aloud. "Go to Mike Newton's party and act like a deranged, strange copy of the character you are dressed as."

Bella paled and Jasper looked absolutely terrified. Those innocent people were in for a big surprise…

Hehe this was kind of lame. Oh well…I'll do better. We have…uh…five more chapters to go about this topic. Sorry it's so late.