THE BLESSINGS OF INSANITY
CHAPTER SEVEN
Rico and the Hobo drove the ship until they came across a massive pirate ship, the size of a mountain! The pirates caught the small boat in their tractor beam and caught them in their ship.
Suddenly, a million pirates tried to attack Rico and the Hobo, but Rico threw up a missle launcher and a flamethrower, giving the flamethrower to the Hobo and taking the missle launcher to himself. The pirates tried to shoot Rico and the Hobo, but they were TOO DRUNK to be harmed by simple little weapons such as those! The blood and gore of a million pirates was swallowed up by Rico and the Hobo, as the blood rained down like an angelic rain of BLOOD!
Rico then ran to the top and saw the Captain standing there, waiting for Rico and the Hobo. He smiled evilly at them, as if he knew the outcome of this battle.
The Hobo ran up to him, but was pushed aside by his mighty hand. Rico desired to avenge his friend, but then the Captain pulled out a gun, ready to shoot. Rico jumped in front of the gun and kicked it, turning it around as the Captain was about to shoot. The bullet went through the Captain's head, leaving plenty of unused brains lying across the floor.
The Hobo got up and stole the Captain's drink supply, getting even more drunk then before. The two friends had defeated a great foe and gained control of another ship, ready to sail it further.
