Me: sorry about the long wait for this chapter…school…my birthday on the Twentieth...impatience to get my tenten cosplay for Halloween...hehehe…^^;
All: Get on with it already!
Me: fine, whatever…Anyways: I originally had some other mishaps planned, but due to writer's block, I decided to skip ahead to…THE LOLLY SQUAD EVENT!
All: WHA-?
Me: and beginning~! Oh, also, I'd like to thank Xakia for being a frequent reviewer. *hugs and gives a cookie and Sasori* Thanks a million~!
~Jordan owns the story, we own the lollies, I own Air, we do not claim any other character~
No one's POV
Three girls silently watched Hidan's little group as they moved through the forest. "Tae, Vae, you close enough?"
"Like, yeah, Sae! Those boys are like, SO cute!"
"D-don't let J-Jay hear you say that, T-Tae…"
"Like, oh my gosh, whatever…" (J/N I almost threw up while writing Tae's valley girl talk…and I still have more to write…eek…)
Sae narrowed her eyes. "Alright then, if that's it…we strike. NOW."
"Hai, Sae-chan!" And they did just that.
Hidan's POV
He was the first to see it coming. But he couldn't even get a sound past his lips before the first girl slammed against Kakuzu, knocking the older boy backwards with a sharp kick to his chest. The other two joined quickly. They stood in formation…one in front and center, the others standing on either side. They all were thirteen, but looked younger…much younger.
The one in the middle had silver hair, cut short, that curved in by her chin, and a silver flower hair clip. Her eyes were a bright shade of blue. She was wearing a tank top and mini skirt, both white with purple stripes. Her weapon appeared as a ten-foot long chain with a large black Shuriken on the end. (J/N I made this weapon up…unless it does actually exist…?) She looked fairly bored and apathetic.
The one on the left had a silly smile on her face. She had waist-length pale blue hair with purple streaks, held out of her face by a white headband, and her eyes were bright pink. She was in a white dress with pink polka dots and white boots. She had a pair of twin katanas, the blades with a pale turquoise color and a strange black pattern. (J/N I can dream, can't I?)
The last one, the girl on the right, just looked a little bit nervous. She had dark brown hair that hung by her shoulders, tied into a ponytail. Her eyes were violet, and she was wearing glasses. A light sprinkling of freckles could be seen on her cheeks and nose. She had a blue sleeveless top and darker blue mini skirt. She was holding what looked like senbon needles.
Kakuzu glared at the girls as he stood up, dusting himself off, muttering curses. Hidan clenched his fists. Pain was laughing. Itachi's face was blank. Deidara just looked confused. "Who are you, un?"
Silver-haired girl turned to her two companions. "Should we tell them, girls?"
Pink-eyes giggled. "Like, totally! We should tell them!"
Glasses girl just adjusted her ponytail and mumbled "Yeah…I g-guess…"
Silver-hair nodded. "Right then."
"We are the ones who will haunt your dreams."
"Like, the ones who can kill you without blinking!"
"Th-the ones who will never back down." They all clasped hands together in a cliche high five pattern every anime girl squad does before turning back.
Silver-haired first. "Sae!"
Pink-eyes second. "Tae!"
Then the Glasses girl. "Vae!" And all together.
"We're the Lolly Squad!"
Silence. Then….Pain started laughing harder. "Oh…oh my gawd…y-you're kidding me! 'Our worst nightmares'? You're a bunch of…of…AHAHAHHAA!"
Sae narrowed her eyes. "I see. So you think it's a joke. Well…we'll show you!"
She swung that Shurichain as hard as she could. Hidan barely managed to dodge the attack and avoid getting his stomach slashed open. He stared in shock, and then bared his teeth. "You think that scares me? I'm not scared of an apathetic chick, a spazzy girly-girl, and some shy four-eyed freak!"
Silence. Tae started laughing. "Oh, you did it now~! Vae's not gonna be happy~!" As if on cue, Vae's eyes started gleaming with rage.
"F-four eyes? You…you'll regret that! I'll KILL you! And when I'm done, you'll be lucky to have ANY eyes!" Hidan and the others sweatdropped nervously as Vae's eyes actually turned red, and not like Sharingan.
More like a demon about to go on a killing spree and eat everybody's souls.
And, like they suspected, the girls attacked. Hidan swung his scythe like crazy, striking against Tae's katanas as he tried to hold her off. She was laughing insanely as she did so, and Hidan started to wonder if these girls had ANY sanity…probably not.
He managed to get a glimpse of the rest of his group. Pain and Kakuzu were fighting against Sae, and not doing very well. Already Kakuzu had to reattach his arms-didn't take long, but still tricky-and Pain was bleeding form a gash on his left leg.
Deidara and Itachi were desperately failing against Vae, who was in a blind rage as she flung her needles. Deidara was pulling a senbon needle from the back of his left hand (J/N At least it wasn't in them mouth…that'd hurt…) while Itachi was just running like heck in a desperate attempt at staying alive.
Hidan has been distracted just long enough for Sae to strike him hard in the back of his head. He fell down, already slipping into unconsciousness as he heard her say, "Knock out the others too, girls. We'll be giving them to Air as soon as we can contact her. I'll meet you at the rendezvous point with this one."
And then everything went black.
Me: Haha, cliffhanger! FEAR THE POWER OF THE AUTHOR! Hopefully the cliffie makes me remember to write faster…
Hidan: WHAT KIND OF ENDING FOR A CHAPTER WAS THAT?
Me: A dramatic one! Now, Lolly Squad, list the reasons to review!
Sae: Review or else we'll sic an angry Vae on you…
Tae: And like, help her as she tears you apart…
Vae: AND DESTROY YOUR SOULS!
Me: Erm…a bit much, don't you think? O_O; Anyways…review!
~and remember kids, always listen to a super powered team of lollies...or else you'll regret it~
