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Unbeknownst
Chapter Seven
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Ah yes, as the two followed Inuyasha in his car, they discussed torture plans… Or helping Kagome be all happy-like plans. Kagome mostly talked, Sesshomaru just agreed or disagreed at everything she said, but he mostly nodded. They arrived at the mall as Inuyasha parked his car. Sesshomaru quickly parked his car and they were off to (see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!)) find Inuyasha.
They followed him at a safe distance, one where he couldn't smell, hear or sense them in any way. Inuyasha met his friends at the front and they entered the mall. Kagome and Sesshomaru quickly found a way to go in front of him and recruit a group of teenage girls from school. The reason behind this? So that the group would have an even larger group following them, hurrah for fanclubs!
Kagome thought about super gluing a quarter to the floor and seeing if Inuyasha would pick it up, and so the gluing began! And failed miserably, he just passed by it. But Kikyo on the other hand did try and pick it up. And in that mini skirt, while bending over, you could see everything. Didn't anyone ever tell the girl not to wear granny panties?
The next was to coincidentally bump into them and somehow get the boys into girl's clothes. Of course, that meant (1) subjecting 'this Sesshomaru' into doing something embarrassing, (2) getting rid of Kikyo and (3) getting loads of pictures. And so the humiliation began…
Kagome and Sesshomaru walked up to the group. "Hey Sango!" Kagome shouted.
"Oh, hey Kagome. You here on a date with Sesshomaru?"
"Not really… Now, Sango, my dear new friend, I must tell you something… in private of course."
"Okay… what for?"
"Oh, you'll find out. Now come with me." Kagome dragged Sango away from the people she was with and they ended up outside on the roof of the building. "Now, here's the thing…" Sango quickly learned the basics of the plan and now they were plotting on how to get rid of Kikyo.
"We could fake a call to her cell. I know she's cheating on Inuyasha."
"Ooh! That would be fun… mmm… we could… nah, I like your plan. Now, to find a pay phone! Wait, you know her number right?"
"The girl like permanently burned it into my brain."
"Aww, poor Sango! But yeah, let's go!"
"You wanna dial?"
"Sure… now, what should I say?"
"Meet me at… what's the farthest place you can think of? One that's far, but not too far."
"Um… the amusement park?"
"Ooh, even better, a motel."
"Know any bad ones?"
"Bates."
"Like from Psycho?"
"Yup."
"Okay, what's the number?"
"555-2398. I wish I didn't know that."
"It's okay Sango. Do you think she'll suspect anything?"
"She's as dumb as a brick, so no."
"Okie! Now to find that pay phone…" Kagome spotted one in the mall as they were searching for one. She ran up to it, asked for the number again and dialed.
"Meet me at the Bates Motel." Kagome said in a deep-ish voice and hung up. "Okay, let's get back."
"So now we have to convince the guys to wear women's lingerie?"
"Good idea! I was just thinking clothes in general and then making them model it for us. Sesshomaru will never subject himself to this. Aw, stupid idjit."
"You can always dress Inuyasha. Miroku is going to suffer my wrath!"
"Yeah… how should we get them to do this?"
"Rock, paper, scissors. Who ever wins the game gets to pick what to do next. Or truth or dare."
"I like your thinking Sango."
"Which would be better?"
"Both are pretty chancey, for rock, paper, scissors they could win and for truth or dare they could make us do things just as terrible."
"True…"
"We could just bribe them somehow."
"That could work."
"Yeah, but what would we say?"
"Um… I'll buy lunch if you do one thing for us."
"Excellent, be vague… that could work. Shall we?"
"We shall."
The two walked arm and arm to the guys.
"What took so long?" Inuyasha demanded.
"It was private. Gosh."
"Where's Kikyo?" Kagome asked innocently.
"She left."
"I see…"
"Okay, we have a proposition for you…" Sango started.
"Mmyess, we buy you lunch…"
"And you'll do…"
"Anything we say." Two immediate 'okay's' were heard.
"What about you Sesshomaru?" Kagome asked.
"No."
"Aww, come on…!"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Come on, for me?"
"No."
"You suck."
"It's a lost case, Kagome. Let's just go."
"So, what are we doing?"
"Well, we're gonna buy you lunch first, and then we'll shop around."
"Okay."
"No problem my sweet Sango."
