Me ; HEY SUP! anyway Imma let Toga poof in the pplz today! Toga if you will
Toga ; sure *poof*
Inu ; NOOOOO THE CRAZY BITCH!
Toga and Sesshy ; *beat the crap out of Inu*
Me ; ok well I have wonderful reviews! YAY Oh and Uncle Inu you forgot to call a sex line thing so you have to do it now! *gives Inu a phone*
Inu ; *pushes number buttons and hears ringging* Hello *sais in sexy voice*
Phone ; Hello sexy mu name is Phill and I am a single sexy male who wants a man with sliver long hair with puppy ears! *sais in sexy voice*
Inu ; O.O umm are you gay?
Phill ; Why yes I am gay....are you willing to take me? *sais in a grone*
Inu ; O.o ummm sorry Im not gay
Phill ; then why did you call a gay sex phone line
Inu ; O.O IZUMI YOU BITCH! *hangs up*
Me ; Ops man i was going t give that number to Jak....i gave you the wrong number he he?
Inu ; Grrrrrr
Kagome ; SIT!
Me ; thank you kagome! Now Lady Kagome read the dare!
Lady Kagome ; sure! This dare is from Sakura and Usagi
DARE ; hey this is our dare:
have Miroku promise off of 'touching' wemon. Have Kikyo's sole sucked out of her and back into its rightful owner, Kagome! Have Inuyasha confess his love to Kagome have Kagome except his love! Have Naraku give them the jewel and then have a spaz attack and finally ahve everybody jump on Kikyo and yell out, "I Always hated that zombie!" and have her sole collectors say, "Well if you think thats bad you should've seen what she did with us when she got bored." and then everybody just stare at eachother like okay!
Me ; I love the end!
Sweetpea ; *rushes in room panting* WTF! YOU STARTED WITHOUT ME AND FLUFFYLOVA!
me ; sorry dude! Here *gives them candy*
both ; YAY
me ; miroku
miroku ; I promise to never toch a woman again until someone dares me to!
Me ; Good boy! *gives him a porn mag*
roku ; thanx *runs to bathroom*
Me ; Ok kiky give Kagome back her sole!
Kikyou ; *gives kagome sole then dies*
Me ; Kagz Inu start da show!
Inu ; Oh Kagome how i love the
Kagome ; ? wtf? ok well i love u inu!
Inu ; I love u kagz! *starts making out*
Me ; Ok this is strarting to get grafic.....now Naraku
naraku ; *haves spaz attack then jumps Kikyou* I HATE U YOU ZOMBIE!
every1 ; joins in
sole colecters ; gosh if u think what she did to u is bad? then u dont want to be us! What do u think she did with us when she got bored?
every1 ; *shivers if discust* grose!
Me ; Ok next dare is from
DARE ; Inuyasha and Koga r tied up and kagome pushes them down stairs. :)
Me ; Hey kagz here is some duck tape and some rope....Ok and push them down here cuz i just instaled death spikes!
Kagz ; YAY sorry Inu *ties them up with rope and puts tape on ttheir mouthes. pushes doen the stairs with death spikes at the end* MUHAHAHA
Me ; MUHAHAHAHAHA
naraku ; KUKUKUK-
Me ; stop that naraku! u sound like a dare cat choking on your balls
naraku ; i have balls?
me ; O.O idk!?
naraku ; oh...sorry i thought some1 might know if i did....do u know who might know if i have balls or not?
me ; O.O ummm *poofs naraku into a car wash* ok on with the dares! Sweetpea
Sweetpea ; ok well this dare is from 22Sango22
DARE ; I have a dare for Sango. I dare her to Wear a dress and then dance with Miroku. After that have another 30 kids! Ha!
me ; ok well here Snago *hands Sango a dress*
Sango ; *puts it on, dances with miroku, trips a few times then has another 30 kisd*
Me ; damn girl 60 kids! How do u stay so skinny!
sango ; idk?
fluffylova ; ok well this next dare is from Trakrat!
DARE ; yeah, maybe. lol.
I dare kikyo to kill her 'beloved mate' bakotsu and mate with the Anti-Naraku
I dare Koga to give Sesshy a prostate exam
O.O :D
Me ; ummm anti naraku is a girl? well we will do it anyway!
Kiky ; *stabs bak and mates anti naraku*
Me ; ok that was boring....anyway this next dare is from our veary own Sweetpea! This is wat she wrote
DARE ; OMG! YAY! *kisses train again* ok uh dare dares dares... *looks around, finds peice of paper* OK! HERE WE GO!
1 carton of eggs
1chicken oh sorry! my grocery list... haha stupid me! TRAIN GIVE ME THE LIST!
Train: Here my sweet -mew-
OK! (btw, i mixed up jakostu and bakostu up... sry!)
you have to shrink inuyasha, so he's tiney... hehe
naraku has to go to a counsiler... who asks the question and how does that make you feel... over and over again..
Miroku and sango must 'accidently' glue thier hands togeather,
a bunch of mini mirokus must go all pervy on sango and kagome. mini inu has to fight the mini mirokus
that's all i gotz 4 now... and yes, id domost of the dares :P cause im crazy! DUH! lol WORLD DOMINATION HAZ COOKIES!
me ; I WANT SOME CHIKEN 2! anyway *poof inu so hes 4 inches tall* MINI INU!
inu ; NOOOOOOOOOO
me ; YESSSSSS ok now *poofs naraku into an office*
Naraku ; well i fell in love with a woman who loved another
councler named bob ; how does that make u feel
naraku ; sad, lonely, suisidal and anger
bob ; how does that make u feel
naraku ; i said it already
bob ; how does that make u feel
naraku ; pissed
bob ; how does that make u feel
naraku ; THATS IT *grabs AK47 and shoots the crap out of the guy* HOW DOES THAT MAKE U FEEL HU? HU I CANT HERE YOU?
Me ; O.O ok well next on the list here sango. some gorila glue! :D
Sango ; *glues hand to mirokus good hand and then make out*
Me ; ok well now *poofs in mini 4 inch mirokus who group san and kasz*
mini pplz ; *fighting and mini inu won kagome then makes out with mini kagz wile mini miroku makes out with mini sango*
Me ; *grabbes a barbie house and puts mini pplz in there* YA
sweetpea, lady kagome , fluffylova and izumi ; *play house with mini pplz
Me ; ok next dare is from Bree
DARE ; Hey! I dare Kikyou to become best friends with Trinity for the rest of the chapter! (Sorry Trinity!)
me ; NOO BREE I THOUGHT WE WHERE FRIENDS! my Trinity might turn into a hoe just like Kinky-hoe! Do u want that to happen? I gguess not! What if u had to make ur baby girl friends with that! *points at kikyou* IM NOT DOING IT! (sorry Bree! probaby c u in 2 days or so....i got grounded so i cant go over ur place tomarrow so sorry. I was only 11 minuts late then she starts bitching bout me not bringin my crappy phone...anyway back to the dare.
sweetpea ; lets just do the next dare! this is from Kagome747
DARE ; lol inuyasha is dead this time.
i dare inuyasha to be stuck in a room with shippo for 12 hours while he's high on coffee and chocolate and sugar and then shippo takes the last packet of ramen IN THE WORLD
i dare kikyo and bakotsu to move to Australia
and i dare rin since she's now the same age as kohaku is since he's technically dead and doesn't age *snaps fingers
* until now kohaku your are now alive again and don't need the jewel shard
Me ; YAY *gives Shippo fresh baked cookies with OH MEGA chocolate chips with coffee and bigg ass bag of sugar and the last pack of ramen IM DA GALAXY!!!! (more drama!)
Shippo ; *wide eyes then scarfes down all da sugary crap* WOO HOOO *jumps around and stuff* *gets locked in a small bathroom*
Inu ; Guys I need to pee so ill be back in like *looks at watch* about 10 mins *runs to bathroom with shippo in it* AHHHHHHHHH
Me ; Hahahahahahahah ok now we will see the video tape later! Ok now lets do the next part *gives bak and kiky plane tikets* HERE!
Both ; LETS GO!
Every1 ; YAY YEA GI KIKY!
Kiky ; Thank you evey1 for your saport! *grabs bak and goes on plane* WOOO HOOOO!
Me ; YA :D
Me ; Kohaku *Snaps and blue light attacts the boy* MUUHAHAHAHAHA
Kohaku ; YAY SISTER! *runs into a moving truck* OOF!
Me ; You still need glasses *gives boy glasses* Sango is over there *points and Sango*
Kohaku ; *runs to Sna-san (sango)* SISTER!
Sango ; KOHAKU! *in a big dramatic hug*
Me ; Ok well *throws flowers at them* finish up!
both ; *hug and talk in fast motion wil ever1 lookes at me who is playing with time*
Me ; what? ok weva! Back to da dares!
Sweetpea ; The next dare is from Our one and only IZUMI!!
Me ; Ok well the dare is for all of u guys! Ok in your review put the answer!
DARE ; Ok guys! well the dare is to get 50 bucks and send it to me! na im just kidding! ok the real dare is to wach 2 hours of Hanna Monatnna without getting sick! Oh and in your review tell me if you did it or not! Oh and guys no one dared me that much! I want dares to! Oh and Sakura and trinity said hi!
Shippo, Rin, and Kohaku ; LADY IZUMI DOSENT OWN US AT ALL!!!! :D
