A/N I know I said that I'd post twice a day, but I was at my friend's house on New Year's, and then I got my computer taken away then saw Twilight with my mom. I'm having my birthday party today. Woot Woot! 13! And thank you, Evil-Lil-Angel-08, for attempting the math problem. SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE!

BPOV

Every time the door would open, we would all look over to see if it were Carlisle. And then, of course, then one time we don't look, Carlisle ends up smack dap in front of our cell.

"Carlisle! I-"

"Dad!"

"Oh thank God!"

"Hi."

"Save me!"

"Too…many…thoughts…"

"ALL OF YOU SHUT UP EXCEPT BELLA!"

"Hi, Dad."

"Have any of you learned anything from being in here?"

"DON'T LISTEN TO ALICE!" we all screamed.

"If you guys had learned that years ago, everything would be perfect now. Okay, I'll go bail you guys out, and then we can go."

"Yay!"

Carlisle had us bailed out and at home relatively quickly.

"You guys are not permitted to leave this house unless either Esme or myself or with you. Understood?"

"Yessir…" we all chorused.

Carlisle left the room, and Emmett grinned. He whipped out his cell phone, and dialed a number.

"Hello, this is Jessica." Hadn't he harassed poor Jessica enough?

"Hi! I'm Bob from the Bubble Factory, and I saw bubbles and bubbles and bubbles and bubbles and bubbles..."

Jessica hung up the phone, and Emmett called back.

"…and bubbles and bubbles and bubbles and bubbles and bubbles..."

We only then heard Jessica pick up.

"Hel-"

"…and bubbles and bubbles and bubbles"

"GOOD BYE BOB!"

Emmett tossed his phone to Jasper.

Jasper quickly dialed a number.

"Hello, this is Mike."

"Hi! Is your refrigerator running?"

"Haha. I know this one. No, my refridgerator is not running."

"Oh, well this is Sears Home Repair Service, we'll be right over!"

"GAH!"

Jasper hung up the phone, and tossed it to Alice.

"Hey."

"Mike…?"

"Yeah."

"Where do babies come from?"

"Oh, jeez. Most babies come from the stork who delivers the Babies to the Cabbage patch isle of the grocery store, although some people crawl out from under rocks, and some are hatched."

"Mkay. Thank you!"

Alice tossed the phone to Rose.

"Hello, Clearwater residence, Sue speaking."

"Hi Sue! It's Lisa Meyers from high school! How is life going? where did life take you after high school?"

"Lisa Meyers…"

"Yeah! Are you still living down in La Push?"

"Yes…"

"We should get together and have lunch one day to catch up!"

"We should!"

"How about the Lodge tomorrow at ten?"

"Sounds good, bye Lisa!"

"Bye!"

We all cracked up. That was hilarious!

I caught the phone that Rose tossed to me, and called a number.

"Hello, is Jeremy there?"

"Wrong number. Sorry!"

"My bad!"

I hung up.

The rest of the family was looking at me like 'wow. That was lame.'

I then tossed the phone to Alice. She grinned, and hit the redial button.

"Hey, Jeremy?"

"Wrong number, lady."

"Oops!"

Rose grabbed the phone.

"Jeremy! I haven't seen you in so long."

"My name is Fred."

Emmett took the phone, and called a pissed off Fred.

"WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT????????"

"Hi, this is Jeremy. I was expecting to get a lot of calls today but I realized that I accidentally gave my friends this number."

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRHGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!"

We all cracked up, and handed the phone to Edward.

Edward dialed a number, and then a voice came over the line.

"Hello, this is the National Anger Control hotline, how may I help you?"

"Hi. Okay, so I have this problem with my anger, and I- wait, someone is at my door."

Edward got up, set the phone down, and went into the other room.

"Who are you?! Get outta my house!!"

I then heard what sounded like a struggle. Edward came back in with a gun, and shot me. I screamed, because it was kind of unexpected. And it tickled. I hit the ground with a loud thump. Edward shot me again, and I shut up. I voice came through the phone.

"Oh my God!! Sir?! Are you alright?! Oh my God!!"

Edward simply hung up the phone.