Hello people of fancition
its a me Amvmaster!
holy shit it has been a while im so sorry about the wait my beta reader had some work so he couldnt edited this because of said work that or he was being a lazy ass
either way this chapter to me will show everyone something about myself my friends know me very well for.
i am an asshole
At certain times when im pissed off to the max this is sometimes how i react to certain comments and also i really do go out my way to piss off the really really wrong people like really high end people and stuff and people that can kick my ass in an instant but again i myself do not give a fuck!
so heres the disclaimer i dont own shit other than myself and some possible plot points i think?
now on with the reading
Chapter 7
It's been a week and to say the least I've nearly died so much so that i've not got a counter for it currently i'm up to 77 death counts I also got another counter for how many times i've said that i'm about to die, i'm currently up to 209 wait now its 210 sorry about that, anyway back to where I am right now me and Tia(yes i'm finally calling her that) are walking to the clubroom, unfortunately Sera couldn't be here because she had to go a very important meeting and I couldn't go and i'm her secretary! Or something like that all i've got from the job that actually do work is that I have to keep Sera from jumping one subject to another and keep her focus, not as hard as I thought really I wonder why (i'm not dense just don't understand hints)
Anyway we met up with Asia, Issei and Yuuto (yes we are friends) well me and Yuuto he's alright pretty cool. Did you know he likes spicy food? Or the fact in his spare time he's a gamer or in his case a troller (oh we had some fun during the weekend) Asia is also a friend (an adorable one) and as we walked into the clubroom I had frozen in confusion as I saw a man wearing a tan suit and had blonde hair. His face just shouted out 'PLAYER!' and the fact he was touching Rias in some very bad ways (bad touching) I just stood there as Issei had one of his stupid moments (also has a counter for that as well currently up to 105 now 106)
"Rias who the hell is that!?" Issei yelled as me and Tiamat pulled ourselves to the side with Koneko as she stood to the wall as she had a stink eye pointed to the man, "Issei this is my-" she was interrupted as the maid from last week had came in via magic (portal!) as she stood there "This is Riser Phenex he is to be Rias's husband" she said as I heard glass breaking, I looked at Tiamat in confusion as she looked at me, "Did you hear glass breaking?" I asked as she nodded "Yeah I did where the hell did that come from?" she asked as I shrugged then I felt Koneko pull my sleeve as she pointed at Issei as we both looked at him as he looked heart broken, "Ooooooooooooooh that explains the glass" I said as Tiamat nodded with me.
A few minutes later me and Issei and Koneko sat on a couch (first Issei, then me, then Koneko (im in the middle)) as the one in front of us was taken by Rias and Riser and he sat a lot closer for comfort from the look on her face that says 'a lot,' "So Rias can we please hurry this debacle up and lets get married now" Riser said as he placed his hand on her thigh, "For the last time Riser i'm not marrying you" Rias said in a frustrated tone as Riser started to grin, "Uh but my sweet can't you think about your house, have you ever considered that the reason why you and me are going to marry is because we are the very few last pure blooded devils of the pillars?" he said as he started to move his hand around and this where i'm going to tune him out right about now.
I quietly moved my hand to my pocket as I pulled out my new phone (thank you Sera) and it's not one of the new ones I specifically got an older one still a smart phone though just got an Samsung s4, I then plugged in my earphones as I then started to listen to anything else as I leaned back in my seat. I had the volume up enough so I could focus on it but low enough to be able to hear if he mentions me and by the way he is focusing on rias I don't think he'll mention me anytime soon, I think? I hope *meh* don't care.
"Hmmm and who is this" I heard as I looked back at Riser as he was now staring at me, I quietly take my earphones out as I address him "I'm sorry did you say something to me by chance" I asked as I looked at the man in front of me as I just stared at him, "I said who may you be?" he asked me as he narrowed his eyes, "Me i'm just a normal guy nothing more, nothing less" I said as I took a cookie and bit into it *hmmm* this is a nice cookie I should ask were Rias get these, "Rias darling who is person I can't seem to read any power what-so-ever off of him at all" he said as he looked at rias as she sighed, "This is Hamish he is in fact not apart of my peerage he is just a normal human" she said as Riser I think his name is looked back at me and glared, what did I do this time?
"Oh then why I am I in the presence of human that could immobile us by just praying and could kill us all?" he asked as held his hand up and a small fireball appeared as I just stared at him blankly. "Cause i'm agnostic and I don't give a damn about god so there you are" I said as Akeno had given me a cup of tea, I smiled at her and nodded and did the same. "Miss Akeno I would suggest you shouldn't feed the pest, who knows what diseases he carries on him" said one ass getting on my not so easily annoyed nerves as I looked back at him, "I'm sorry but like you Lord Riser he is also a guest and like you I will treat him as one" said one Akeno as she was forcing her smile towards him, you go girl tell that prick one or something.
"I don't think he is deserving to be named as a guest considering his stature he appears to be just a mere commoner" he said as he looked back Akeno as she was still forcing her smile at him, my eyes turned to Tia as she looked for permission to do what she wanted, considering he had just insulted me like I wasn't here and I would consider it but I planned to take the more calming route here so I slightly shook my head as she nodded slightly. I quickly moved my eyes to the maid from before and saw her face was blank but hands were tense as she looked back at me and I shook my head again as she nodded. The tension in her hands lessened in understanding.
I sighed as I rubbed my head, I can already feel myself getting a headache, "You do know it's quite rude to speak about someone even when they are right in front of you right?" I asked as he turned his attention back to me as he sneered at me, "Who are you to talk to me like any normal person, I demand you treat your superior with some respect!" he demanded from me? Wow he's really asking for now isn't he? I smirked as I sipped my tea "Mmm this is lovely tea Akeno you got to teach me and Tia how you make this some time" I turned to Akeno as she turned back to me and smiled "Thank you for your kind words Hamish I'd love to teach you and Tia later" she said as she bowed and I smiled and nodded then turned my attention back to Riser.
"Hey, have you tried this you look a little dry there sir" I said as I smiled and leaned in slightly, time to show everyone how much of a crazy asshole I am. I then threw my cup of tea into the asses face causing him to yell in pain as I saw everyone else's eyes widen majorly especially the maids, I then quickly shot forwards and grabbed his collar and pulled as I grabbed his head with my other hand and slammed into the table and kept it there as I pulled out a small switchblade knife and stabbed it right next to his face. He saw how close it was to his eyes.
I grin well let's just say that i'm doing the joker proud currently right now, "Now allow me to reintroduce myself to the so called Lord of Shit. My name is Hamish Williamson i'm a normal human being at your service and i'm the craziest mother fucker you've ever met!" I shouted with a grin as I let go of his head and pulled the knife out as the man shot up and was covered in flames as he glared at me "HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO YOUR BETTERS I WILL KILL YOU FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!" he shouted as I stared at him blankly as I then smirked at him as he brought his hands up and a magic circle appeared, I simply held my hand up as I snapped my fingers.
With the loud 'CLICK' as everyone could hear it the room instantly dropped from hot to freezing I didn't mind much as it stopped Riser instantly as he looked at the maid as she still stood to the side, "Grayfia what is this why did you stop me from killing this fool" he said as he glared at me, "Lord Riser Phenex I did not want to intervene but if I did not you would of died here and now if I wasn't so quick and you would stayed like that for good" the maid said as the man looked at her with confusion and then started to laugh "Hahahaha are you kidding me i'm sorry ma'am but this human couldn't even scratch me let alone put me down permanently" he laughed as he pointed at me, well he has a point but.
"You are right on that assumption Lord Phenex but I still wouldn't do anything that could cause ill fate towards sir Hamish" she said as I smiled and shrugged. "Care to elaborate Grafiya?" Riser asked as he glared back at me, "she would've killed you" Grayfia said as she pointed to Tiamat, who was behind him with her scales out as she glared at Riser. He turned around and was surprised by her and stepped back a bit from her, "Allow me to introduce one of the 5 dragon kings the Chaos Karma Dragon Tiamat and she is Hamish's familiar" Grayfia said with a smirk. I smirked with her.
Tiamat growled at Riser as he looked at me with shock "You can't be serious this human can't just be the master to her it's impossible she would never accept any member of the devil society but she did for this powerless human!?" he yelled as he pointed at me, I just sighed and rolled my eyes as I looked at Tiamat as she was still glaring at the guy, "Tia get over here I don't like you being any where near that half assed guy" I said as she quickly looked at me and nodded and she walked over to me, "This is bull shit human where do you come off speaking about me like that" oh look people hypocrisy at its finest right here.
"Bitch I don't give a damn who the fuck you think you are, you're still a rude man that doesn't know tact" I said as I had no idea what tact meant again, Tia just smiled at me as she stood next to me, "Riser I wouldn't antag-" "Shut up darling the men are talking" oh he did not just say that to her and to a girl as well, I felt my eye twitch ok i'm now beyond annoyed here, "Hey man no need to talk to her like that" I said as he looked back at me and glared "Shut it, she's to be my wife I can talk to her how ever I want than-" he was stopped as I clicked my hands, as Tia launched herself forwards as grabbed his throat as she was now holding him in the air as she was also choking him, "Tia would you be a dear and throw out this chicken shit before I get you to over roast him" I said as she looked back at me and grinned sadistically, "Oh it would be my pleasure master" huh this is actually the first time she's called me master other times she just called me human huh times are a'changing.
I watched as Tia had opened a magic circle as it had created a portal and then threw him through it, she closed the portal and clapped her hands thinking she did a good job. And now that he was gone I can now stop acting. Yes that entire time I was acting, here let me show you, "OH HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKING SCARY!" I yelled as I dropped to my knees and rubbed my head, everyone around except Grayfia and Tia had reacted with big old "HUH!?" I looked up as I gave everyone a crooked grin "Sorry about that guys but that was one of the most fucking scariest things i've ever done jesus this was just as bad as that time I took on the rugby team oh man never going to live that one down" I said to myself.
"Wait so you were acting the entire time!?" yelled Issei as I turned to him and nodded "Yeah sorry about that it happens from time to time, I get violent at times cause of my rashness so at times I go into an insane alter ego I guess anyway it's complicated and i'm not going to go into much" I said as I stood up, Akeno walked up to me and handed me another cup of tea that I downed straight away and ignored the heat as I needed something to calm me down "Thank you now Tia care to tell us where you sent that chicken?" I asked as Tia grinned "Oh nowhere special just in the middle of the China sea" she said with a shrug as her scales disappeared.
"So now me and Tia are going to go back home no-" I was interrupted as another magic circle appeared again but behind us as a blaze of fire lit up the room, I sighed as I turned to see not only a drenched and also pissed Riser but he had back up in the form as 15 woman behind him, "Well that was quick" I said to myself as Riser glared directly at me as I smirked "So how was the dip? Was is it enough to cool you off?" I asked like it was just another quest which it was by the way. He growled at me as he sprouted blaming wings on his back "You have gained my hate human and I will annihilate you right here in front of my peerage as well as my future wife's peerage" he said as he glared right at me.
"Wait peerage really? Ok I get the player kind of vibe going off of you but now that I see dude you must be some kind of sleazy egg to take all of these girls as your peerage no offense ladies I can tell your all powerful in your own right, and lastly is that your sister?" I asked as the woman looked at each other and shrugged as the girl that looked like Riser's sister just sighed as she rubbed her head, "Yes i'm his sister are you happy?" she said and I nodded "Yes thank you and back to you Riser, da fuck is wrong with you getting your sister into your peerage full of woman by the looks of it and you just added you own sister to this wow you are a fucking creep" I said as I felt kinda disgusted by this guy.
Huh did it just get hotter in here or is that me? Suddenly I looked at where Riser was standing and saw the carpet was now on fire. Dick move much? Is he trying to burn this place cause if so he may succeed by the looks of it, "I've had enough of you human, you die tonight" Riser said as his glare was more intense as I just stared at him in confusion and checked my phone for the time "but it's 4 o'clock what are you going to do follow me home and kill me? Fucking stalker much?" I said as he growled even more, why hasn't the maid done anything yet?.
Suddenly the carpet in front of Riser froze with ice as the fire was put out, oh there she is took her a while "Lord Riser I would again suggest you should not hurt this man" she said as she walked in front of me oh ain't she nice I like her, "What has this human even done to deserve your protection Grayfia!?" he yelled as he pointed at me. "Currently nothing but that doesn't matter considering my king has some fond interest of this man right here, so i'd advise you not to anger him or me any further now Lord Riser or you'll face us" the maid said as Riser gritted his teeth as he sighed.
"I will not go on with this any further and I'll be leaving now but Rias my darling I'll be back to go with the planning of the wedding" he said as turned around, I shouldn't but i'm going to anyway "I don't think so mate" I said out loud making him pause as he stopped and looked back at me as I looked back at him with a dirty look as he looked like he was ready to kill any minute now, "Well for one your attitude absolutely horrible, your taste in clothes is not what i'd expect any man would wear if they are getting married even with your upbringing and not to mention you'll be marrying someone who is kinda half your age is really not cool and so for i'm going to have to step in right now and tell you no" I said with determination as I watched as Riser pulsed with absolute rage, power and fire as his glare now was twice as scary as before.
But I was not affected to say the least cause i've seen and met worse.
He then launched himself towards me as he covered himself in flames as he flew right at me with such speed that I couldn't keep with him as he was just a blur, suddenly everything stopped as I saw fist in front of my face, my entire body froze as my eyes moved to see Tia standing to the side as her scales were back as her tail and wings were also out as she held him by his wrist and neck, "Oh you've made quite the mistake there buddy" I said as I glared at him "Tia don't hold back and kick him the fuck out of here now" I said in a deadly voice as she nodded, "tch you're a coward, you know that hiding behind your familiar like that your pathetic" Riser strained to say.
Did he just fucking call me out, ooooooooooh it is on birdy "You can talk isn't the point of chess to protect the king? Cause if it is, your subject have failed you so if I was you i'd shut up right now you're in no position to lecture me now fuck off before something or someone loses an arm or dick by the way your going" I said as he pushed back into his peerage via Tia as she stood back next to me, "Until next time Sir Riser Lord of the Flaming Chicken" I said as he gritted his teeth as he and his peerage disappeared in a flaming spectacle.
As soon as he was gone everyone stared at me, as I looked around in confusion "What?" I asked, "Hamish you just challenged a high level devil as well as insulted him multiple of times and aggravated him to the point where he could of killed you if Tiamat wasn't here and you're asking what?" said one Rias as she stared at me like I was insane, "And?" I asked as she scoffed at me "you're insane that and you have no idea who you've really pissed off" she said as I tilted my head and looked at tia as she shrugged not really finding this a problem, "Meh" I said as I shrugged it off.
"Hamish you just can't shrug this off because you've just made a very big mistake" said one Rias Gremory as my entire body tensed in placed as I stopped moving and slowly turned my head towards Rias as my face slowly turned from blank to one of pure unadulterated rage (there's a # somewhere around here) she froze as she looked at me and gulped as I slowly walked around and towards her as she was still sitting in the same couch from before as she leaned back as I stopped and stood in front of her. I took one very long breath as I closed my eyes and opened them as I stared at rias as her eyes widened in fear.
"Never, ever, ever tell me what my mistakes are unless i've asked you, did I ask you?" I said as she was frozen in fear as I stared at her, "I said did I ask!" I shouted as she flinched and shook her head slowly as she twitched, "Then do not talk to me like that unless you want problems, do you want problems?" I said as she shook her head, "Good now you'll excuse me i'm going to walk home" I said as I slowly made my way to the door Tia was absolutely frozen as she followed my form with her eyes "Tia i'm going to walk home alone I'll see you at home" I said as I walked out of the room and closed the door, today was not my day.
Switching to the 3rd pov
As Hamish left and closed the door Rias had broke down crying as the rest of the girls did the same, except for Tia and Grayfia as she instantly consoled with Rias as she hugged her, Kiba hugged Asia as she started to cry instantly, Koneko didn't look like it but she was afraid, as she quietly pulled her legs up to her chest as she laid her head on her knees and silently cried, Akeno was a little different as she headed to Rias and helped Grafiya, she was hit as well but knew how to hide it better, Issei looked both pissed and afraid as he didn't know what to do at this point, he didn't know to cry, shout in rage, he was just in pure confusion so he just rubbed his head trying to find a way to cope with the fear he had just experienced.
Tia stood off to the side and silently walked out of the room and into the wall as she slowly closed the door she sighed as she looked to the side to see one Serafall Leviathan as she didn't have her childish look on her face as she had one of cold intelligence, "That was the one of the scariest things i've ever seen" Tia said as she shivered, Serafall nodded in understanding "Yes I could feel the pure power of his words from here, it was strange to me, i've never felt like this before" Serafall said she brought her hand up and showed Tiamat her hand was shaking, "I don't understand this one bit, he just gave the aura of confusion and understanding, but what I saw in there scared me to beyond belief" Tiamat said as Serafall silently agreed with her.
"Out of all our years and experience I can talk for both of us as I say Hamish should never ever be underestimated ever, with the way he said those things brought fear to Rias and her peerage and the fact he broke her spirit instantly as soon as he left speaks for itself at how he basically broke them, i won't say that they deserved it but the way Rias said those things made me really think Hamish would rethink everything he did and said to Riser" Serafall said as she sighed, "What really gets me is that I was affected as well I was practically halfway there to breaking as well if he faced me and talked to me like that then maybe I would've broken down as well" Tiamat as as she and Serafall started to go for a walk.
"What is he hiding?" they both asked themselves as they looked out of the window and saw him walking away through the field as he made his to the gate.
Switching back to normal pov
I hate to admit it but I feel like an ass now.
Why?
Cause there's a possibility I may have broke Rias and her peerage.
And now i'm being an ass somewhere else.
Mainly i'm walking around the shopping area, as I just try and find something to cheer me up, and by the way im going it's going to have to be something good, oh hey a maid café that specialize in cake….CAKE!? I LOVE CAKE, QUICKLY TO CAKE! I quickly ran to it and walked in as I saw it was like every other maid café that I saw in anime, I walked to the front as a cute girl stood there in her maid uniform as she smiled at me, "Hello master is it just you today?" she asked and I smiled as I nodded, "Ok then please follow me then master" she said as she picked up a menu and directed me to a seat next to a window.
I sat down with a smile as the maid handed me the menu, "Now just wait here master and one of the other maids will be seeing you in a minute" she said and I smiled at her, "Thank you" I said as she blushed and walked away fanning her face, weird, OH WELL I'M HERE FOR CAKE! I shrugged as I looked through the menu, there chocolate cake, strawberry shortcake, coffee cake oooooooooo I know what i'm having, strawberry ice cream cake, now for drinks meh I'll just have some lemon tea. "Are you ready to master?" asked a maid as I turned my menu down and saw huh didn't expect an angel in front of me.
There stood in front of me in a maid uniform was a girl with a very voluptuous body as her assets were quite big, he had long luscious blonde hair that glowed in the sunlight, she had bright blue eyes and her smile was simply beautiful, simply i'm in the presence of an angel, "Um oh sorry about that uh could I get some lemon tea and your strawberry ice cream cake?" I asked with a nervous smile as she nodded and wrote them all down, "I should be back in a minute or two" she said as she smiled angelically at me ahhhhh I feel all tingly inside is that normal?
I waited as I hummed a nice tune specifically that 'don't worry about me' song by frances, after a while the maid came back with my tea and set it down in front of me, "There's your drink sorry about your cake it's going to take a while to make" she said and I smiled and nodded "no no no it's alright i'm quite patient at times so there no hurry as long as I get my cake there should be no problem" I don't know why but I have a feeling i've just jinxed myself weird.
She then walked off and I sipped my drink as I waited patiently, I then looked up and saw the angel of a maid was walking my way as she had a plate and I swear to fucking god (fuck you god(there swore at him)) the plate was shining It looked beautiful, a three layered cake with strawberries everywhere as well as ice cream as well. I felt like I was about to cry no I am it looked beautiful, I was excited and I waited patiently.
"*BANG BANG BANG* EVERYONE GET ON THE GROUND THIS IS A STICK UP!" suddenly a bunch of guys in the corner stood up and shot guns into the roof and I watched as the maid dropped to the ground dropping the beautiful cake to the ground as the plate was destroyed as the cake fell onto the floor.*CRACK CRACK SHATTER* that was the sound of my heart breaking and shattering in a gazillion pieces, my cake had been murdered right in front of me, I feel like everything in my life was a mistake until I saw that cake it was like my one true love and she was killed before my eyes murdered raped and all the other sorrowful things with it.(to be honest I was actually crying when I wrote this bit)
Suddenly I felt something touch my head and I looked up to see one of the guys holding the guns was pointing a 1911 directly at my face as he held a tactical AR15 in his other hand. "Get on the ground or i'm going to cap a couple in your ass!" the man shouted at me, at this point in time I think it's time to tell the world that reading this I have finally snapped, lets hope I can get the blood out of my uniform when i'm done here.
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