Chapter 7: Gintoki's Tour
AN: First and foremost I would like to give all the thank yous I have wrapped up in rainbow bows to TheTrueOverlordBear, Guest #1 and Guest #2. Secondly I would like to apologize to anyone who cares for not updating this story the past few weeks, I've been unable to post for reasons such as vacations, my sister coming home from Europe, and my social life's resurrection. I also want to apologize for the shortness and suckiness of this chapter; it is by far the worst I've written so far and the shortest, but once I get the time I'll rewrite it I promise! Chapters have been proving more difficult than I expected to produce and my inspiration pit isn't giving me anything useful lately so expect another wait before the next chapter. Also it took a lot of duct tape and glue, but I finally put the fourth wall back together, yay for me! I don't own Gintama or Dangan Ronpa.
-Dangan Ronpa-
"And this is the cafeteria, where we get food" Sonia explains as she and Souda show Gintoki around the school.
"I know what a cafeteria is" Gintoki sighs, getting bored of all the walking and touring.
"Hush," Sonia commands swiftly, "next we shall check out the gymnasium."
"I was there already!" Gintoki reminds the princess who isn't listening, then turns to Souda and whispers, "if I run will you tell her I just got lost?"
"I can't lie to Sonia-san!" Souda exclaims, horrified by the mere thought.
"Can't lie to me about what?" Sonia asks and turns to the two.
"He wanted to run" Gintoki shoves the blame to Souda quickly.
"He's lying Sonia-san! I would never run from you!" Souda insists.
"Souda!" Sonia tuts disapprovingly, "since Gundam can't seem to remember anything we must show him around so he does not get lost."
"Exactly" Gintoki nods in false agreement.
"You trust him over me?! This isn't even Gundam you know that right?!" Souda demands.
"Of course I know it isn't Gundam," Sonia sighs, "his soul has been stolen and swapped with someone else's from an alternate dimension."
"Sonia-san, is that really what happened?" Souda wonders aloud, thinking about it it's actually quite possible.
"Wait, you mean somewhere else in the universe someone else is going around in my place, eating my food and wasting my money?!" Gintoki demands in disdain.
"I believe it is so, until Tsumiki can prove otherwise we are left with that as our only conclusion" Sonia reasons.
Gintoki doesn't like this much, in fact he doesn't like it at all "how do I fix this? The last thing I need is another Kintama arc!"
"Gun-er, Gintoki, what the hell do "golden testicles" have to do with this?" Souda asks.
"You don't understand… defeating another me is going to be such a pain" Gintoki whines.
"Do you understand what he's on about?" Souda asks Sonia.
"While my guess may be better than yours, I haven't the slightest of ideas" Sonia replies with her usual elegance.
"Well, now that we've clarified that can I go?" Gintoki begs, tired with the touring that wasn't happening.
"No, we shall now venture to the gymnasium, just as planned" Sonia is quick to shoot down the idea and return to what they were going to do.
So the trio begin walking, Gintoki whining about how he doesn't need a tour, Souda slowly getting tired with exploring as well, and Sonia enjoying playing tour guide.
"I can't do this anymore! I need to lie on a couch and read Jump!" Gintoki finally declares and goes sprinting down the halls.
"Gun-Gintoki! Wait!" Sonia cries to no prevail, "he's sure to get lost, let us follow him!"
"Why don't we just forget about him? We can do something without him!" Souda suggests hopefully.
"Don't be ridiculous, we need to find him quickly!" Sonia orders swiftly.
"Fine, fine, where do you think he went though?" Souda wonders.
"Since we've been around the school three times he's sure to know where most things are, he could be anywhere" Sonia reasons.
"What?! Why have we toured the school three times?!" Souda demands of the princess.
"I suppose I simply got a bit over excited" Sonia lightly giggles in reply, "now let us make haste! And find Gundam!"
Two hours later the duo still couldn't find Gintoki so they just gave up. Gintoki meanwhile, after a brief period of panic over the fact that there is no couch for him to laze around on in his room, settled on the bed and read Jump for the next two hours.
AN: I'm not so sure if these individual chapters were such a good idea anymore… oh well! Next up we get to peer into the new lives of Hijikata and Oowada and I'm so excited! I know that these chapters aren't as long as the first few, and they sort of suck but they're fun to write so I don't care. If anyone cares and has any ideas for these I'd love to hear ideas in the comments...! Seriously I really need your input, my life has come back from the dead and my pit of inspiration refuses to give me anything but mayonnaise. So while I fend off my newly revived life please help me out! Okay... that's it... expect a rewrite of this chapter eventually. Adagan OUT
