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Chapter 7
Future arc part 1
Aqua: Ciao everyone! Welcome back to the KHR Ultimate Interviews!
Topaz: Today is the day. The day we finally do this interview.
Aqua: Yes it is, we finally do this interview.
Tsuna: Huh? What interview? I thought it's the same every time.
Topaz: It's the day I finally can torture that freak. It's…
Aqua: It's…
Aqua/Topaz: IT'S THE FUTURE ARC!
Tsuna: HIIIEEE! That means the freak that you said is…
Gokudera: Oy woman! How dare you invite him here!
Topaz: But he's not even here yet!
Gokudera: That didn't change the fact that you invited that bastard!
Aqua: Why do you hate him so much? He's not going to do anything now.
Tsuna: *sighs* That didn't change the fact that he almost destroys the entire world!
Topaz: Fine fine, whatever you say. Let's get on the interview.
Aqua: *smiles* 'kay! Since this arc is so long, today we're only going to do interview about when Tsuna and the others haven't went to Melone base yet.
Topaz: And we're not gonna have you guys here! Well, except for Tsuna.
Aqua: We're gonna interview the future Vongola guardians! Come on Topaz, FIRE!
Topaz: *smirks* With pleasure *shoots the Ten-Year Bazooka*
Gokudera: Wait, what? Juudai-… *poof*
Yamamoto: Ts-tsuna… *poof*
Hibari: Herbivore, I'm gonna bite-… *poof*
Ryohei: SAWA- *poof*
Mukuro: Kufufu… *poof*
Tsuna: Go-gokudera-kun? Yamamoto?
*coughs*
(AN: from here on, the normal guardians are the future guardians. I'm using they're normal names)
Gokudera: *coughs* What the hell happened? *coughs* *looks at Tsuna* Juudaime!
Yamamoto: *smiles* Hm? Ah, Tsuna! You look smaller.
Gokudera: *sighs* You baseball idiot, we're in the past!
Yamamoto: Oh yeah! That explains why Tsuna's smaller!
Tsuna: *sweat drops* Ya-yamamoto…
Aqua: Seems that it worked, thanks Reborn.
Reborn: *smirks* No problem.
Tsuna: Now that you mention it, how did you get the Ten-Year Bazooka? And why didn't they go back after 5 minutes?
Topaz: You ask too many questions, lackey.
Tsuna: It's only two! And I'm not your lackey!
Topaz; Yes you are and I got it by bribing of course.
Tsuna: B-bribing?
Aqua: You're in the Mafia and you don't know how to bribe? Even I know how to and I'm not in the Mafia!
Topaz: That just means that Tsuna sucks.
Tsuna: *sweat drops*
Reborn: *points his Leon-gun* Dame-Tsuna, those sisters are even better than you. After this interview, I'll train you like hell.
Tsuna: HIIIEEE! I'm not even in the Mafia!
Aqua: Let's ignore them. Gokudera, you were the first one to notice the younger Tsuna. What were you doing there?
Gokudera: Well, I was visiting Juudaime of course. As his right-hand man, I have to visit my boss everyday.
Aqua: Uh-huh, a very loyal right-hand man.
Topaz: You mean puppy.
Gokudera: *twitch* What did you say?
Topaz: Oh nothing. Aqua, do you have anymore question to the pup- I mean Gokudera? *smiles*
Gokudera: *twitch* Why you…
Aqua: Nope and Gokudera, stop twitching or your eyes will spurt blood like a certain commander who wears glasses and twitches his eyes until it spurts blood.
Gokudera: Hmph! *stops twitching*
Tsuna: *sweat drops* Ahahaha, calm down Gokudera-kun…
Gokudera: Hai, Juudaime.
Aqua: *whistles* Wow, the older Gokudera is calmer and more obedient.
Topaz: Just like a well-trained puppy. *smirks*
Gokudera: *grumbles* Why you…
Topaz: *ignores* Let's continue! I'll invite the next person.
Yamamoto: Huh? It's not me?
Aqua: *shakes head* Not yet, do you remember the person you were assigned to fetch?
Yamamoto: Hm… Ah! *grins* Now I remember!
Tsuna: The person Yamamoto was assigned to fetch… *pales* Don't tell me…
Topaz: *grins* Yup! Please welcome the member of CEDEF and the holder of the corrupted pacifier, Lal Mirch!
Tsuna: *panics* AH! It's her!
Reborn: Shut up Dame-Tsuna! *hits with a 100 ton Leon-hammer*
Tsuna: Ow! That hurts Reborn!
Reborn: *ignores* Oh, she came already.
Tsuna: He ignored me!
Topaz: *glares* Shut up, Tsuna! Welcome to the interview, Lal. *smiles*
Lal: Ah… *looks at Reborn* be prepared Reborn! *points her gun*
Reborn: *dodges* Ciaossu, Lal.
Aqua: Reborn, *dodges Lal's bullet* what did you do? *smiles*
Reborn: *with cutely voice* I just teased Lal a little.
Topaz: *smiles* About what, exactly?
Reborn: *smirks*Collonello of course.
Aqua: Ah… that's what made her looked like that *points at Lal*
Lal: *blushes* SHUT UP!
Topaz: *whistles* I think you hit the jackpot with your joke Reborn. *smirks*
Reborn: *lowers fedora* Of course, I AM the greatest Hitman.
Tsuna: That didn't make any sense! Um… are we going to continue the interview or not?
Aqua: Oh! Okay, Lal, why did you test Tsuna when he and Gokudera came to the future?
Lal: Hmph! I needed to test the Vongola Decimo.
Tsuna: But you almost killed me!
Lal: That's your own fault for being weak.
Gokudera: Oy you! How dare you call Juudaime weak!
Lal: Hmph!
Aqua: Maa maa, let me continue the interview. Lal, what were you doing in Japan?
Lal: Hm? I was delivering some information for the guardians in Japan.
Aqua: I see… By the way, when you were with Tsuna and Gokudera, we also saw the first appearance of box weapons and how to use it!
Topaz: That's right, it was the first appearance for Lal's box weapons! Zamza, the Cloud Centipede and Nuvola Gauntlet!
Aqua: Well, that's all for Lal. It's time for Yamamoto!
Yamamoto: Haha, it's finally my turn!
Tsuna: Wait a sec, Aqua.
Aqua: Hm? What is it?
Tsuna: Where's Primo's family? I haven't seen them from the beginning of the interview.
Aqua: The Primo family? They're not here 'cause they're not needed for now.
Tsuna: Oh…
Topaz: Why did you ask, Tsuna? Don't tell me you're scared without your grandpa now.
Tsuna: *blushes* No! I just… um…
Topaz: Aw… little Tsuna needs his grandpa~
Tsuna: *blushes harder* No I don't! I'm just wondering, that's all!
Topaz: Yeah, sure.
Tsuna: I mean it!
Aqua: Fine, fine, whatever you say. I need to interview Yamamoto so shut up.
Gokudera: *vein pops* Why you… how dare you say that to Juudaime.
Topaz: You know what sis, it's kind of weird to hear Gokudera like that with that calm tone of his.
Aqua: *nods* I agree but I need to interview Yamamoto now.
Topaz: Okay!
Gokudera: Hey you two! Don't ignore me!
Aqua: *ignores* Yamamoto, you used Scronto di Squalo to paralyzed the Mosca and save Tsuna and Gokudera right? Did you learn it from Squalo?
Yamamoto: Haha, that's right! I managed to make Squalo teach me that technique.
Topaz: Oh, and that was where we first saw Kojirou!
Yamamoto: Yup! It's my box animal, Kojirou the Rondine di Pioggia!
Aqua: When you met Tsuna and Gokudera, you thought they shrunk?
Yamamoto: Uh-huh, I never thought the ten years younger them would come.
Gokudera: *sighs* Baseball idiot, how could you even think of that…
Yamamoto: Hm? I don't know haha!
Tsuna: *sighs* Well, that's Yamamoto for you *smiles*
Topaz: I couldn't agree more *smiles*
Aqua: Carry on, Yamamoto used his Rondine di Pioggia and made rain to open the secret door to the base. I wonder, whose idea was it?
Gokudera: Of course it's Juudaime's.
Aqua: Oh, okay. When you guys went in, Lal fainted just like Reborn. That was because of the non-Trinisette radiation am I right?
Lal: Ah, I haven't used the cover for my pacifier yet.
Topaz: Hm… I wonder how Reborn's face is when he fainted…
Reborn: Hmph, you don't need to know.
Aqua: I bet Tsuna's reaction when he saw you were amusing for you.
Reborn: *smirks* Of course, he fell for the dummy I used.
Topaz: He cried when he saw the dummy you huh?
Tsuna: *blushes* I didn't!
Topaz: Just admit it, Tsuna. You're useless without Reborn.
Tsuna: …
Aqua: Anyways, Tsuna, you really missed Reborn didn't you? You actually cried when you saw the dummy!
Tsuna: …I do, because of him I met my friends and also made me strong enough to protect my friends and family.
Aqua/Topaz: *gasps*
Aqua: He just did…
Topaz: Did I hear wrong? Tsuna's admitting that he needs Reborn!
Aqua: Reborn, you're actually needed by Tsuna!
Reborn: *smirks* Of course, without me he would be just Dame-Tsuna.
Tsuna: *sweat drops* Is that suppose to be a compliment or an insult?
Reborn: Of course an insult *sips his espresso*
Aqua: *coughs* Continuing the interview, you were then asked to gather all the guardians, am I right?
Tsuna: *nods* Yes, we then went to the warehouse.
Topaz: And the younger Yamamoto, Haru, Kyoko, I-pin and Lambo appeared!
Tsuna: Speaking of Lambo, why isn't Lambo changed into the ten years older Lambo?
Topaz: Because he's not needed.
Tsuna: *sweat drops* That was just mean.
Topaz: Do I look like I care?
Aqua: Anyways, it also the first appearance of Tazaru and Nosaru!
Gokudera: *groans* Are they going to be here too?
Aqua: Not yet, they'll come later.
Topaz: By the way, what happened next?
Aqua: It seems they were all brought to the hideout to hide after Tsuna and Gokudera defeated them.
Gokudera: *smiles proudly* My younger self also had a success in igniting the flames form the ring.
Topaz: Yeah, yeah, he's the first one from Tsuna's timeline to successfully open a box.
Aqua: Well, the one that's definitely amusing was when Tsuna and Gokudera asked for Lal's training. They even kneeled in front of her!
Topaz: Yeah, but Yamamoto didn't kneel.
Reborn: Of course, Yamamoto was turned into an ordinary baseball nut who didn't know anything.
Gokudera: *grumbles* And that pissed me off.
Aqua: *ignores* Well, in the end Lal agreed to train them, am I right?
Yamamoto: Yup! We trained real hard to just light the rings.
Topaz: Okay…So Tsuna, whose training is tougher, Lal or Reborn?
Tsuna: Um… its Reborn's…
Topaz: I knew it! As expected from the greatest Hitman in the world!
Lal: *grumbles* Sawada, are you saying that my training is not as tough as Reborn's? *letting out deadly aura*
Tsuna: HIIIEEE! Of course not! I mean Reborn's training is deadly enough for me! Arrrghhh! What am I saying now! *pulls his hair out*
Reborn: Tsuna, say your words properly. A Mafia boss should be able to talk professionally. *lets out his Leon-gun* It seems that I haven't properly tutored you.
Tsuna: HIIIEEE! NOOOO!
Topaz: And it worked!
Aqua: Hm? What worked?
Topaz: My plan to see a frantic Tsuna! It's been a long time *smile* Next time would be Giotto's *laughs evilly*
Aqua: Yup, my sister's definitely evil and now she's gone bonkers!
Topaz: *laughs louder and more evil*
Gokudera: Hey, what's wrong with your sister? She never laughed like that!
Aqua: Sugar rush… *sighs*
Tsuna: Then don't give her too much sugar! I'm going to experience hell after this because of her!
Topaz: *stops laughing* But haven't you experienced hell a lot with Reborn?
Tsuna: Of course I do! Ever since he first came to my house!
Aqua: Um… I'm going to continue the interview here so shut up please *smile*
Tsuna: *gulps* H-hai…
Aqua: *coughs* Not long after the start of your training, the base received an SOS from Hibird and Kyoko ran away from the base. Why did you do that, Kyoko?
Kyoko: *fidgets* Um… I just needed to go home at that time.
Topaz: Why did you need to go home, Kyoko? You knew that it's dangerous outside the base so there must be a reason.
Kyoko: Uh… At that time, I was just feeling stressed because of the future and I really, really need to go home… *bows* I'm so sorry to trouble you everyone!
Tsuna: *shakes his hand* N-no, it's nothing at all K-kyoko-chan. At least nobody got hurt…
Kyoko: Arigatou, Tsuna-kun *smiles*
Tsuna: Ah… Kyoko-chan is so cute…
Topaz: Tsuna, everybody can read your perverted face you know and it's weird.
Tsuna: HIIIEEE! Oh no!
Aqua: Anyways, while Tsuna and Lal went to Kurokawa's house to take Kyoko back to the base, Gokudera and Yamamoto was fighting Gamma.
Topaz: Speaking of Gamma, isn't he supposed to be here?
Aqua: He'll come later. Continuing, Yamamoto and Gokudera were fighting, why's that?
Yamamoto: Hm… stressed?
Gokudera: Tch, you baseball idiot. *looks at Aqua* We were… *mumbles*
Topaz: Hm? Can you say it louder, Gokudera?
Gokudera: *mumbles louder*
Aqua: Stop with the mumbling Gokudera and speak up!
Gokudera: *vein pops* I said we were scared of the future!
Topaz: Scared? How did you know that? It's your past selves who are fighting, not you!
Gokudera: You stupid woman! Of course we knew, it's still us!
Topaz: DON'T CALL ME STUPID! Your past selves were scared of the future because of the enemies, right?
Yamamoto: *grins* Bingo!
Aqua: Oh! And it's also that person's appearance!
Tsuna: That person? *pales* Don't tell me…
Topaz: Yup! *grins* It's him!
Aqua: *smiles* Please welcome, ten years older Hibari Kyoya!
Hibari: *cue Hibari's theme song* What is it?
Another cliffhanger! Anyways, first thing I want to say, I'm sorry! *bows* I know I haven't update this interview for almost 2 months! It's all because of the school work and tests then I had a major author's block! DX I hope this is funny… there may be some failed humor TT^TT And one more thing, I know it's late for Christmas but merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
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