Mother of fucking fuckery on a shit covered stick. I don't know what that tastes like, but I'm sure it's disgusting.

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Little thing. Well, huge thing, (TWSS) um, Patty and I are starting school this week, so, updates will be slower. I am starting a Kingdom Hearts Youtube show as well as my GraviProject, so things will be delayed. All that and my aunt is coming to stay over and she's from the UK. I bet I'll have an accent by January. I bet. I don't know how my love's schedule will be, probably not as fucky as mine, but, still really busy. We apologize.

Disclaimer: Kan-fucking-pai.


The next Saturday morning found Amelia awake before her sister and in the kitchen humming tunes. Breakfast was an easy task for her, and she made sure never to tell anyone that she was actually an amazing cook. It was one of the only few things that really calmed her down. The footsteps that came down into the large kitchen made her stop. "Hey," Lylith said softly. "Why are you up making…pancakes this morning?"

Amelia let out a strangled chuckle. "I actually couldn't sleep at all last night. There was a lot on my mind. Did I wake you up? It's a Saturday."

"I know it's a Saturday, dumbass. That's why I'm wondering why you're awake so early."

Amelia rolled her eyes and pointed her spatula at Lylith's face. "It's a crime to make pancakes for my family?"

"You don't usually cook for us, that's all. And why couldn't you sleep last night?"

The blond shrugged. "Just a lot on my mind, y'know?"

Her sister raised a suspicious eyebrow while leaning against the counter. "You've been getting closer to Yuuya-kun by the way, onee-san."

The blond's face flushed bright red and she began flipping the batter onto the frying pan. She kept her eyes downcast and refused to lift her head, so her sister continued. "It's not like it's anything bad or whatnot, but I'm going to say that you have a serious crush on him."

"A crush?" Eiji's voice rang as the blond flipped a pancake too hard and it ended up getting stuck to the ceiling. She stared at it wantonly, before turning to the brown haired man. "Amelia has a crush?"

"Dammit, old man, you wasted one 'cake!" she cried, spooning up some more batter to fill in the space where the old pancake was. "And what if I do? They're coming over anyway."

"So that's why you wanted to cook dinner for us today."

Lylith raised an eyebrow. She didn't believe that her sister was even close to being a good cook, but the nervous feeling from knowing that Gackt was coming over made her stop thinking about it and walk over to the dining room. She muttered some curses and added her sister's name to the mix. Amelia was the one who came up with the idea to invite the man. Lylith only invited Yuuya, so why did her older sister have to be such a dumbass and invite Gackt as well? She growled. Hating her sister was the least of her worries for now. She had to deal with Gackt coming to her house.

"I'm skipping out on breakfast, Am," she called, making her way to the stairs. "I've got to clean up the messy shit you call our rooms."

Eiji made some type of whine in protest to her not eating as a family, but stopped when Amelia hit him over the head with her spatula, crying, "Shut up and set the table for the two of us!"


When the clock struck five, Amelia looked at the hard work she put into her food. Different meats with teriyaki, some eggs, salad, sushi, miso soup. Everything was perfect. She ran an arm across her forehead with a sigh and watched as Eiji came down the staircase, dressed in a suit. Her eyebrow twitched. The man did not understand that the two visitors were going to be the girls' boyfriends, not his, in the future. She made her way past him. "They should be here any minute, pops. Don't, I repeat, don't touch the food until Lylith and I are ready. I have to get dressed. I'm sure Lyl will be down to watch you until I come back. Don't touch the food."

"Did you have to say it twice?" he asked, watching her back as she walked out of the kitchen, a hand massaging the bridge of her nose. She had spent the entire day cooking the perfect meal, and she was worn out. She didn't feel the best, (in fact she felt like shit, but she wouldn't dare say that out loud with Eiji in the house) and she wanted nothing more than to collapse on her bed and rest. She trudged her way into her room and spotted the black dress sitting on her bed. Knowing her sister, she was wearing the same exact thing, so she quickly slipped it on. The headache was finally starting to grow, and she let out a soft groan. This was why Lylith never let her work too hard. The stress always got to her and made her sick.

"Onee-san, are you ready yet?" Lylith said, walking into the older girl's room and watched as Amelia stumbled over to the bed. "Hey, are you feeling okay?" the younger sibling put a hand against her sister's forehead, only to take it back quickly. "Because you spent the entire day making dinner, you've wasted a lot of energy! You're burning!"

"Stop yelling at my face and get me a fucking Tylenol or somethin', Lyl." The doorbell rang, causing a severe pound in Amelia's head. "God, let's go downstairs. I'll be fine until bed time."

The two managed their way downstairs and the blond made a detour into the kitchen, going through one cabinet, grabbing a box of medicine pills. She took out a glass and poured some tap into it, reading the box all the while. Two pills every hour…why do they always say that? It usually cures this shit with two pills anyway. She tore open the box and pushed two out of their spots. She glanced at the doorway just as she was about to put them into her mouth and noticed Yuuya walking right to her. "Are you a drug addict or something?"

"If you haven't noticed," she mumbled, pointed at the set dining table filled with food. "I was on my feet all day preparing that for you two. I got a bit of a fever in the process." She popped the two pills in her mouth and swallowed them down with water, grimacing at the slight taste they always seemed to leave her.

He looked at her. Without warning he walked up close and wrapped his arms around her waist. "Either way, sick or not, you look amazing, Amelia."

She glanced up and noticed the soft blush on his face. She smiled. "You do too."

"First name basis with intimate touching already, guys?" Lylith piped up, standing in between them and smiling broadly. Amelia flushed a bright red while Yuuya's face became darker, causing the brunette to snicker. "C'mon, the food is gonna get cold." She looked right into her sister's eyes. "You may have cooked this, but you need some rest before Eiji finds out you're sick. Go upstairs and get under those covers. I'll send Yuuya-kun up with some food, I promise."

"Great," she muttered as she trudged over to the staircase.

"Amelia, where are you going?" Eiji asked, suddenly extremely worried for his 'daughter'.

"I don't feel so well, dad," she said. She called him 'dad' only when she wanted him off her back, and more than not it worked wonders. "Yuuya's gonna bring up food and take care of me for a little while I get some rest. Enjoy the food though, I'm sure I did the best I could ever do with it." When she was convinced that he wasn't going to make a vain attempt to follow her, she carried her half-dead weight up the staircase into her room. Closing the door behind her, she whispered, just as the short clank of glasses made it to her ears, "Kanpai."


I'm leaving your chapter with Gackt to you, Patty, because I didn't know what to really put. I am too focused on getting Axel's cosplay that I can't think. But after that, I might have something along the lines of a sour chapter ahead of me. Can't fucking wait for that. Hope you enjoyed!

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