Teaching spike to robattle, the long (very much so) awaited sequel to chapter six, chapter 7
My computer got fixed OR never take me for my word on plot promises. Unless you want to take my word for it.
Well, my computer has been working for a while now. But I haven't been at the old keyboard. So now I return to the confounded thing, entirely in practice having used it to mass produce essays for school and just being real good at typing. But brainless when it comes to Teaching spike SOOOOOOOOOO. Let's look to the reviewers for inspiration. (Crickets can be heard) Alright to –my psychic powers!-. I'm getting a vibe; I see more of the phantom renegade. And koji vs. Space Medafighter X! I just don't know where the phantom will appear (need more 'vibes' reviewers (by vibes, reviews with ideas if you got 'em))
So it begins, (once more)
"Enough of you're talk, PREPARE YOURSELF!"
"I haven't said anything yet!" Spike retorted to tom's taunt as the two began practicing.
"Wow they're really going at it aren't they?" Ikki tenriyou idyllically commented as he and the rest of the gang, excluding koji, watched the two go at it.
"Komandog, now start spinning and shooting you're laser cannons off." Spike also whispered something else. But it was too quiet to be heard.
"Jump white knight!" Tom had switched to his white knight medabot. Save that there was a horse underneath it now. That was just a small portion of White knights meda-armor. The shield in Betrayals was another part. "Now take out you're lance and lance him!"
"Change in strategy Komandog, energy lance charge!" When spike said energy lance he meant charge forwards and shoot his cannons.
"Jump and scratch the last command knight, fire arrow hail!"
Metabee pointed out, "It really wouldn't be hail if you're using fire arrows."
"True, you are one hundred percent accurate." Chimed in Metablue. With the same voice, posture and general tone as Metabee. (Not intentionally, most of the time those two aren't fighting the forces of evil and together they're fighting and unintentionally mimicking each other (they have the same medal and basic body, basic body only because metablue had to be modified to accept meda armor))
"Doesn't matter since popular usage has changed though. –Sigh- I'll still lose anyway." Spike slumped and sighed for while during the Meta's conversation he had lost. Again…
Tom looked like he was thinking deep. "You know you could train with my dad and the world's strongest master in Ti Kwan leep. Just not at the same time. Because I think my dad is at the family home on the east coast of America and Hoboman Steve is in France."
"Who the hell is Hoboman Steve?" Asked spike not taking into account the slide show running for the others to see about Ti Kwan Leep behind him.
"Hoboman Steve is the strongest master of Ti-Kwan-Leep in the world. He knows all the official Ti-Kwan-Leep styles and is most proficient in the extremely difficult Goku style."
"Dude he knows a martial art form based off the hero of dragonball Z! Let's go meet him!"
"Wait!" shouted Ikki, "If were going to go around the world all of the sudden don't you think our parents will care."
All the others paused in thought. Then tom said, "Nah." Everyone else added on, "Right!"
-meanwhile what was koji doing, right now I know and you don't so HA! But you soon will know once you read the upcoming section of the chapter- (Maybe you shouldn't read it so only I will know. Or maybe I shouldn't type it) or you could read it and I could type it and we both could be happy, maybe…
You know what Koji was doing, he was meditating. (Now you know what he was doing) Koji was meditating on the fact that spike had shown some vague strategy and skill in his previous battle. "Spike is getting almost vaguely decent. And if he get's good enough he might land a hit on me in a Robattle. If that were to happen I could be in serious danger of losing my position as japans' number two Medafighter. I must get stronger. But how…"
Enter the butler, "Master Koji may I suggest you try and find that Space fellow who trained you to use the shadow sword?"
Enter sumilidon into the conversation even though he was there the whole time, "Yeah, he's really good, actually ranked higher than Tom is."
"You're kidding." Was all koji could say.
"No," replied the butler (because he's awesome!!!!!!). "Let me explain. Victor is the world's number one Medafighter. Space Medafighter X is the worlds number two Medafighter. And Thomas is the world's number three."
"WHAT!!!" Both koji and sumilidon were reeling in shock at this discovery.
"Well it is public knowledge I just thought I'd do a little research on the competition that's all." The butler held up an official Medafighter world standings book. "This is this month's copy master. If you are interested you are the worlds eighty third, and Ikki tenriyou is the worlds ninety sixth."
Koji opened up the first page to find a picture of victor and warbandit in a pose of some sort as well as general body stats country of origin and places to be found. (Places to be found EX: famous singer Billy Joel has two houses, Hampton's and center island, and both would be listed. Odds are Billy Joel has more houses and they would be listed too, but it doesn't matter anyway) (oh and places to be found is included so potential challengers can find them and fight them)
Then came x in his usual heroic pose looking all heroic. His home country listed was Japan. Places to find him included riverwiew city Japan. And that was it, just Riverview. Then listed third was Tom. His pose included him pointing metablue into a command and metablue was lunging into a charge. His height was listed as 6 foot 3 inches. Meaning he was real tall. Places to be found included, Riverview city residence, long island residence, France residence, cities in which any major Medabots corp. marketing, development, and distribution could be found as well as a note that he was subject to random trips to random locations around the world. And that when he didn't travel he would usually stay in his Long island residence and/or Riverwiew residence. A few other notes included were, "Out of the top three world ranked Medafighter he is the most social," and, "His rise to fame had him at US spot number until six hours after the ranks were finalized for the last world medabot tournament, and then rising in the world ranking even faster than before after that."
"Um, they seem to have more on tom than either victor or X." Sumilidon noted. "Sure X I understand he lives in this city and we still know almost nothing about him, but at least victor shows his true face to the world 100 of the time."
Koji could care less, "Where am I. Where am I…? Aha eighty third. And Ikki, Ikki. Ninety sixth. Ok then."
"Master Koji one last thing." The butler said taking the book from koji who was sitting back wondering what to do next. "Might I suggest you also go to see Number four in this book? It says he trained Thomas and that could be important for us."
"Right, first we will go find space Medafighter X. Somehow… And then the fourth ranked Medafighter in the world. What's his name and where does he live?"
"His name," sumilidon said, "is –medabot/butler laugh- Hoboman Steve and he lives in France." On the page was a picture of hoboman Steve posing behind his Goku like medabot doing a kamehameha with the bot. Oh and hoboman Steve was not a full blown title (his last name is hoboman, first Steve, he decided it sounds better the other way around. I think it does anyway and that's all that matters).
"Alright then first I go to train with Space Medafighter X and then to hoboman Steve to learn the weakness of the fighting style that Tom is inevitably teaching spike!"
"One question Koji?"
"Yes sumilidon?"
"How will you find space Medafighter X?"
"That I do not know…"
-Later in a museum with many rare medals and pretty lame security-
"Well I figure that if X is also the phantom and the phantom like to steal badly protected rare medals then we'll meet him sooner or later. And since my dad owns this museum it'll be easy to get nice accommodations to stay inside the museum that are but a minute from the medals." By nice accommodations a minute from the medals koji meant a high quality RV in the slightly opened family safe with staff and all to cater to his every six whims, then skip one, cater to five more, then skip two, then repeat the pattern again.
Sumilidon sighed as best he could (he lacks lungs after all) "What if the Phantom knows we are here. Will he come then?"
The butler replied, "There are thirty two badly protected rare medals in there. Why wouldn't he?"
"Thirty two? If the phantom gets those then koji's dad's reputation goes down the drain."
"It doesn't matter as long as master koji is happy I suppose…" the butler sighed as he and sumilidon began focusing on the security monitors once again.
Finally at three am in the morning the Phantom Renegade appeared. (Hah the phantom showed up, and X may too (I say "may" because I don't plan my chapters out so I can't be sure what may happen until I say it's over (if you don't believe me read my intro. I said I had no clue when the phantom was going to appear but now he appears)))
"Hah these rare medals are poorly protected. Ignoring those 426 cameras I blacked out. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahA he forget the microphones however)"
In the RV the morons at the security monitors (the butler and sumilidon had left) said, "Phantom laugh reported Master Koji," a few seconds passed, "Suction cup arrow with message fired master Koji," a few more seconds passed, "Phantom has left the building with three hundred security guys on his tale and zero medals missing."
Sumilidon and the butler looked at koji who was reading a checklist, "That's the last of it." Koji handed the checklist to some random guy. "My plan worked perfectly."
-The next day at the time indicated by the note on the suction cup arrow- (12:15 and thirty two seconds to be exact)
"I, SPACE MEDAFIGTER X, Champion of justice, defender of truth, destroyer of evil, preventer of world calamities, and number two robattler in the world, am here!"
Koji was there too, just bowing his head to the ground, "Sensei you must teach me more I must not be defeated by spike, who is being trained by Thomas to beat me."
"Well then actually treat him as a serious opponent."
"Huh?"
"You've treated him as comic relief all this time when the new comic relief fighting character is actually going to be tough enough to beat me. Well at least on a rare occasion. And he will probably do this at least once too."
"You're kidding!?! Then tell me who will be the new Comic relief character for "teaching spike to robattle" an excellent fan fiction of top quality made by Wingshad0w an amazing fan fiction author?"
"The fourth ranked Medafighter in the world, Hoboman Steve."
"Well I should have guessed that." Koji muttered to himself. "Right sensei, now I will start treating spike seriously and I will defeat him."
"Alright then."
"You realize we are letting down the fans by not battling right?"
"Then let's battle."
"But we need a reason, even if the battle is just going to be used a page filler!"
"Because hoboman Steve is my rival and spike is going to be taught by him and one of his apprentices. And since you are my apprentice you can't loose to his apprentice!"
"Sweet! Then it's time to robattle. Sumilidon?" (I know sweet is out of character, but I like sweet!)
"Right Koji!" Sumilidon quickly ran in front of Koji.
"Arcbeetle, my rough equivalent to a superhero sidekick. , Half of the championship team, the destroyer with the most weapons on him, defender of the defender, one of the preventers, and number two ranked medabot in the world come to me, SPACE MEDAFIGTER X, Champion of justice, defender of truth, destroyer of evil, preventer of world calamities, and number two robattler in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (The true ultimate run on sentence)
"Then it's agreed!"
"Mister Referee you're here at last!"
"Yes, because this is the first official in the story, I, Mr. Referee will act as referee so nobody get's hurt. Medafighters ready?"
"I, Koji karakucchi am ready!"
"I, SPACE MEADFIGHTER X, Champion," –smack- the butler had smacked X.
"Don't do that again, please."
"I'm ready." Said an X that had been defeated by the butler.
"Medabots, ROBATTLE!!!"
"Go sumilidon, use your flexor sword!"
"Arcbeetle!!!" X posed for a moment with Arcbeetle. "Use the triguns, don't let koji get close!"
Arcbeetle fired off his triguns multiple times at the charging sumilidon. Sumilidon was forced to keep his distance but managed to avoid every shot. "Good job sumilidon keep it up." "Alright this is okay." Koji thought, "Now I know at least how far away sumilidon has to be in order to dodge Arcbeetle's triguns. Now how close can I get when the prominence is involved."
"Arcbeetle!" X posed once more for a second. "Use the pillar of fire, the light of the righteous, the torch of justice and liberty, THE PROMINENCE!"
"That works out…" Koji had a plan. "Sumilidon get right in front of him, two feet from the horns."
"You mean the ones that could fry me to a crisp?"
"Today, right now, yes."
"Well –gulp- here goes nothing." Sumilidon quickly dashed until he was almost exactly in front of Arcbeetle's horns. Then he spoke, "Oh I think I get it now." His confidence quickly returning sumilidon prepared his flexor sword. "I'm ready koji let's do this!"
(X) "Arcbeetle FIRE THE – SUMILIDON SHADOW SWORD – Prominence. Oh gee I kind of forgot that the prominence is slower than the medaforce. Should have seen that one coming…"
Arcbeetle fired off the prominence as sumilidon evaded it. Then Space Medafighter X got an idea, "Arcbeetle, triguns shoot sumilidon in the sky!"
Up high in the sky sumilidon looked down as his descent began, "Koji triguns coming in real fast!" –Thunk-thunk-thank-(Think)
Koji growled as sumilidon landed much further form Arcbeetle than at the beginning of the match. "Sumilidon damaged. Legs damaged 8 percent damage. Left arm damaged 45 percent damage. Right arm damage 16 percent damage. Head damage 12 percent damage." "That went far from ideal" koji thought once more, "but I learned that the shadow sword is faster than the prominence and that Arcbeetle can't shoot well at angles like the last one. Now how do I use that to my advantage? Hmm…" "Sumilidon charge Arcbeetle! Get in close on his left."
Sumilidon ran dodging attacks all the way until he was almost right on top of Arcbeetle. Then he jumped over him, pretty high. "Phew." Koji let out a tense breath. He had planned to deceive X by saying his favorite strategy but indicating something else. Since sumilidon had not responded in any way other than to charge Koji had no idea what he would do. "Sumilidon!" Sumilidon was behind Arcbeetle, "Flexor sword! Multiple strikes!" Several clangs were heard as X's medawatch listed the numbers, "Arcbeetle damaged. Head damage 23 percent. Left arm damage 20 percent. Right arm damage 38 percent."
Koji was still thinking, "Now sumilidon sweep his feet with your flexor sword!" Doing so sumilidon made Arcbeetle loose his balance and take major damage, "Arcbeetle damaged. Leg damage, 38 percent." "Now sumilidon Straw hammer up, Knock his head off!" This was a killer blow, "Arcbeetle damaged. Head damage 83 percent."
"Arcbeetle get some distance, fire your triguns into the ground towards sumilidon." When he did dust, debris and even a few lasers bounced around and hit sumilidon. "Sumilidon damage head damaged 28 percent damaged. Right arm damage 38 percent damage. Leg damage 32 percent damage. Left arm damage 82 percent damage." Then the three lasers and a small boulder hit Sumilidons left arm. "Left arm damage 100 percent damage function ceased."
Sumilidons straw hammer turned the off color that it was supposed to turn when it ceased functioning. As koji thought, perplexed at his next course of action. X acted first, "Now Arcbeetle use the pillar of fire, the light of the righteous, the torch of justice and liberty, THE PROMINENCE! Koji I salute you. Finding a way to dodge the prominence, and more importantly taking Arcbeetle's back. You did well but it's all over now."
"I think not!" Sumilidon said as he became surrounded by a strange glow. "Well maybe it is, but not for me!"
"Um. The medaforce and Arcbeetle is charging the prominence. Now what…" X thought as he watched the terrible situation he had set up for himself. "Of course, the medaforce mean jack if it doesn't fire, so I have to fire first." Arcbeetle fire the prominence NOW!!!"
Then koji was hit with an idea for what could be the ultimate attack. "Sumilidon shadow sword!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WHAT HE. BUT HE! THAT'S! NO MEDABOT CAN USE AN ATTACK WHEN LAUNCHING THE MEDAFORCE!"
"Excuse me mister x, but the shadow sword is principally an evasive move not an offensive one." The butler had once more defeated space Medafighter X.
"Now Sumilidon do it!"
"Take this! SHADOW SWORD MEDAFORCE!!" Sumilidon came charging down shadow sword pointing down straw hammer hanging limply at his side. Striking Arcbeetle square on the horn and shattering it. Then going down the chest and legs tearing three chunks out of Arcbeetle's chest.
"Well um. That was powerful and just about impossible to dodge… Wow…" X was stunned at the combining the shadow sword and the medaforce. Not something that could be done every day, but still it was impressive. Then he walked over to koji. "Mr. Referee I think our battle is over."
"Oh." Mr. Referee had been caught up in the (very) intense battle. "-Ahem- Function ceased! The winner is Koji and Sumilidon!"
Now I present chapter 7 to you in it's entirity finally DONE!!!!!!!!!!!! (yay)
That was a fun chapter to write now that I finally started typing again. Oh teaching spike now has become an important fic in the series (starting with betrayls, followed by teaching spike, and (as of now) ending with Hunting locke faust, which I haven't finished yet) So if something important-like happens then treat it as possible material to be refrenced to in the next fic too. (ex, shadow sword medaforce, Hoboman steve, ti kwan leep) other wise just enjoy this new chapter.
