Chapter 6: The Sickness

Disclaimer: I don't own it, but who knows, in the future I might get lucky, ah who am I trying to bullshit.

AN: The music has returned. Be happy.

"Why the hell did you make me bring this?" Vegeta asked, referring to the Karaoke machine

"I like your singing so much that I couldn't bear not to hear it." Bulma said

"Ha, who are you trying to bullshit?" Vegeta asked with a smirk on his face.

"Damn," Bulma said, "didn't work, okay, I just want some badass music while I tear this asshole apart."

"Much better." Vegeta said. "Let's get this damn thing set up."

"Alright." Bulma said, wondering where the hell Yamcha was

Yamcha showed up 15 minutes later with a grin that quickly faded.

"Late as usual Yamcha." Bulma said in a smart ass tone

"What the hell are you wearing?" Yamcha asked, not believing what he saw

"I thought you would recognize Saiyan armor when you saw it, but it's not the first time I've been wrong." Bulma said, with a slight grin on her face

"Your wearing armor, some furry belt, a fake tattoo, and red contacts, what do you think you are, a Saiyan." Yamcha said, as if he'd uncovered some conspiracy.

"Oh I don't think I am I know I am." She said as suddenly let her tail drop behind her, it twitched a few time before she wrapped it back around her waist.

"Holy shit," Yamcha said in pure shock, "you really are a fucking Saiyan."

"He catches on quick doesn't he?" Bulma smarted off

"Not quick enough apparently" Vegeta said, still smirking

"Oh, don't bother trying to get help because there's no one left alive who can help you." Bulma said with a rather evil grin

"There's Goku!" Yamcha said, sounding so very sure of himself

"Ah yes, Kakarot. He was indeed surprised when Vegeta and I attacked him. You can tell" she said as she showed Yamcha his severed head, "by the look on his face."

"No way! It's not possible!" Yamcha said in pure disbelief.

Oh yes it is, and the rest of them suffered the same fate, but Puar…" Bulma trailed off

"What about Puar?! Did you kill her?!" Yamcha asked, wanting to know what happened to his cat.

"You know me, I wouldn't harm a hair her head, which is why I tore it off and put it in your fridge, and the rest of her, let's just say with a little barbeque sauce she was damn tasty." She said with and eviler grin

Hearing this Yamcha went into a fury and started powering up.

"Ah good, that's what I wanted to see. Vegeta, crank it up." Bulma said with a big smile.

"Do me a favor, if you use your Banshee Beam, burn his large and small intestines." Vegeta asked sounding, strange as it may sound, excited.

"Why would you want that?" Bulma asked curiously

"Fucked up as it may sound," Vegeta responded, "I've always wondered what someone pissing and shitting fire looks like." (AN: I know I have.)

"That would be cool as hell to see, you got it", Bulma said, also sounding strangely excited.

Vegeta quickly turned on the karaoke machine and chose the perfect song.

Can you feel that?
Ah shit...
AOWAAAA!
AOWAAAA!
OHH OHH!!
OHH OHH!!
OHH OHH!!

"You killed Puar you crazy bitch." Yamcha said in anger.

"If it makes you feel better I do have some leftovers" Bulma said with a grin on her face

"AHHH, I'LL KILL YOU!" Yamcha screamed, his anger taking control

Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken by your servant I kneel
Will you give in to me?
It seems what's left of my human side
Is slowly changing... in me
Will you give in to me?

Looking at my own reflection,
When suddenly it changes,
Violently it changes!
OH! No, there is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon... in me!!

After easily dodging various punches and kicks, Bulma said with a chuckle, "Kill me, you made me!"

"I didn't turn you into a Saiyan you stupid slut." Yamcha responded

Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me!
Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
You mother get up
Come on get down with the sickness!
You fucker get up
Come on get down with the sickness!
Madness is the gift that has been given to me...

"Come on, stop trying to hit me and hit me." Bulma said, pissing Yamcha off to no end

And after deflecting a few pathetic ki blast Bulma was starting to get bored and said, "You still don't understand, you made this monster and all Vegeta did was set it free."

I can see inside you, the sickness is rising
Don't try to deny what you feel
Will you give in to me?
It seems that all that was good has died
And is decaying in me
Will you give in to me?

"You did three things to create this monster, you cheated on me, you beat me, and you raped me." Bulma said, her anger rising

"Yeah and I enjoyed every fucking minute of it." Yamcha said, with a smile on his face.

It seems you're having some trouble
In dealing with these changes!
Living with these changes!
OH! Now the world is a scary place
Now that you've woken up the demon... in me!

"Wrong fucking answer," Bulma said, as her anger continued to rise, "but I just thought of three things you do to stop my rage."

"Oh yeah, and what's that?", Yamcha responded, his smile fading.

"Bleed, scream, and die." Bulma said, her anger evident in her voice,

"Yeah, try this on for size." Yamcha said as he prepped his Spirit Ball Attack.

"He never learns" Bulma said, anger still rising from his earlier comment.

He launched the spirit ball directly at Bulma's face, what he didn't expect was her catching it and crushing it.

Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
You mother get up
Come on get down with the sickness!
You fucker get up
Come on get down with the sickness!
Madness has now come over me!

As Yamcha stood there petrified, Bulma adopted a smile that would've scared the living shit out of Adolf Hitler and simply said, "My turn" after which she began to power up.

AN: Alright, chapter 6 is finished and the next chapter will be the final chapter. It may take a while cause I have yet to find the right song to go with it. R&R.

Scarred Mind