Total Drama Return Episode 3 Part 1: Chills and Thrills
Sorry, I made a really big mistake in the last one guys! Izzy wasn't supposed to be on Team Unique, Lindsay was, so pleeeeease just pretend Izzy wasn't there! I'm really sorry. :(
Review Responses
Flutejpr – Yeah, I was considering Trentney during the planning of this, but it never went through. But, there will be scenes of Gwent, if that's okay.
Agreenparrot – I thought it would give people a shock when Courtney left. Alejandro, Harold and Noah will sort of have a Gwen-Leshawna-Heather relationship this season.
Chris stood on the dock, smiling his ever so sadistic smile.
"Welcome back to Total Drama Return. If you missed the last episode, here's what happened. The three teams were merged, and then we played a wicked game of truth or dare. Noah stood up to Duncan, and Justin made a heart felt speech about his love to Dawn. Alejandro and Heather had their moments, as did Owen and Izzy. In the end, Team Name took the win, and Gwen and Courtney faced off in an insult contest to decide the loser. In the end, Courtney lost for her team, and lost her chance at the prize. So, now twenty six campers remain, and who will lose on this episode of Total Drama Return!" Said Chris
Breakfast at Camp Wawanakwa was the same as always. Owen was scarfing down any food he could find, Duncan and Gwen were making out, as were Geoff and Bridgette. Noah and Harold were discussing politics, Justin and Dawn were idly chatting, Beth and Brady were feeding eachother, Sierra was hugging Cody so tightly he couldn't breathe, and Katie and Sadie were squealing. Chris walked in.
"Hey guys, hope you're ready for today's challenge, because it is going to be chilly!" Said Chris.
"What do you mean by chilly?" Asked Alejandro.
"Just…chilly." Said Chris. He then began to laugh, to all of the contestant's confusion.
"Chef, fire up the Weather-Controller 3000!" He called into the kitchen.
"Got it." Said Chef.
"What are you doing? Are you blowing up the island?" Demanded Izzy.
"Uh, no. You'll see in a few minutes." Said Chris. A few minutes later, the sunny sky was replaced by a never ending barrage of grey clouds.
"Okay, that is just a huge coincidence. It's scientifically impossible to tamper with climate. Said Noah.
"Is he speaking English?" Whispered Lindsay to Beth. However, Noah was proven wrong, when it suddenly began to snow.
"Snow? In the middle of summer?" Cried LeShawna.
"Who cares! Let's go out and throw wet stuff at eachother!" Yelled Izzy, and she rushed out the door, and started making a snow angel out of the increasingly thickened snow.
"Yeah! Let's do that!" Said Tyler, as he rushed out, followed by Owen, Harold, Geoff, Bridgette, Katie, Sadie, Cody, Sierra and Beth. Duncan was starting to go out and join in the fight, but he noticed Gwen wasn't coming.
"You coming, babe?"
"No thanks. Once people start throwing wet stuff, I like to stay indoors." Said Gwen. Duncan nodded, and went out, diving into the snow in the process. He was surprised at how thick it was already. He looked up, and Izzy was pelting Katie and Sadie with snowballs, while yelling 'Banzai!' Geoff was making snow angels, While Bridgette and Beth made a snowman, and Sierra made a Snow-Cody. Chris stepped outside.
"Okay, okay, you've had your fun. Inside, for the challenge." Said Chris. Everyone groaned.
Alright, now this is the challenge! The biggest, most brutal, snowball fight ever!" He said. Everyone cheered.
Confessional
Bridgette: For once, this could actually be a fun challenge!
Owen: A snowball fight! Woo-hoo! I'm gonna dominate!
Harold: I'm, like, a master at snowball fights. My experience with dodging spit balls in math class gives me great agility.
"Alright, so this is how the rules work. Each team will have two forts. A few members of the team will have to stay back and guard the forts, while the others go and infiltrate opposing forts. The first team to have both of their forts dominated loses and must go to elimination.
"That sounds easy enough." Said Blainely.
"Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention. If someone hits you with a snowball, you're out. Gone. Tossed in the trash like yesterday's bottle of hair gel." Said Chris. Everyone groaned, but Izzy cheered.
"A snowball fight! This will be epic!" She cheered. Chris grinned.
"And I'M choosing where your forts go." Said Chris, grinning wickedly. Everyone groaned again.
"Team Awesome, your forts will be located at the campfire pit and the other in the forest. Team Name, one of yours will be at the cabins, and the other in the forest. Team Unique, one of yours will be just outside the mess hall here, and the other in the forest.
"So basically, three forts in the forest, and three out near campgrounds." Said Noah.
"Right you are, Noah-it-all! Now go, strategize! The challenge starts in ten minutes."
Team Awesome
"Alright guys, this is how it'll go. Me, Gwen and Geoff will scout the forest, and LeShawna and Bridgette. Stay at the campfire pit, and guard the fort. Okay?" Said Duncan.
"I'll guard the fort in the forest! No-one will get past me!" Said Tyler.
"Keep telling yourself that, buddy. Just take Brady with you." Said Duncan. Tyler and Brady nodded.
"Wait, what am I supposed to do?" Said Sierra.
"I dunno, go be useful and pelt someone." Said Duncan.
"Sir yes sir!" Said Sierra.
Team Name
"Alright guys, this is how it will work. DJ, Izzy and myself will circle the forest, and Justin and Dawn, you two guard the cabin fort." Said Eva.
"Zeke, you'll be scouting. I can't believe I'm saying this, but you'll be useful for stealth." Said Eva. Zeke nodded.
"Beth, you'll be guarding the forest fort, but you should take Trent with you, in case something bad happens." Said Eva.
"What am I supposed to do?" Said Blainely, crankily.
"You are supposed to stay out of our way and go be useful instead of just whinging all day." Said Eva. Beth and Izzy laughed.
Team Unique
"Okay, team! This is our game plan. Heather and myself will scout the forest. Cody, Noah, you two guard the mess hall fort, but take Katie. We can't afford for Katie to be distracted by Sadie." Said Alejandro. Katie and Sadie gasped.
"OMG! Alejandro, we, like, cannot be split up! We will totally die!" Sobbed Katie. Sadie was now hyperventilating, and shivering on the floor.
"I'm sorry, chica, but my mind is made up. You two will merely distract eachother." Said Alejandro.
"Walls…caving in…Katie…" Said Sadie.
"Stay away from the light, Sadie!" Cried Katie. Noah rolled his eyes.
"Okay, so…Sadie, Harold and Lindsay, you guard the forest fort, okay?" Said Alejandro.
"Yeah! Said Harold.
Ten minutes passed. All the campers were in position. Every camper waited anxiously for Chris' starting signal. Chris was in the middle of the forest, holding a single firecracker.
"Ain't this a flashy signal?" He chuckled to the cameraman. He put down the box, and lit one the firecracker with the matches. It flew into the air, and exploded in a cornucopia of flashing lights and colours. The signal had passed, and the race was on.
In an epic challenge, the snowball fight is on! Which team will go to the bonfire? Since Justin and Dawn are guarding a fort together, will something happen between them? Will Katie fare without her beloved friend Sadie? Find out on the next thrilling instalment of Total Drama Return.
