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"Ten-ten-chan!" Neji called as he walked back into the room.

"What?" she asked looking up from a magazine.

"We're playing truth or dare come on!" Neji grabbed her arm and led her to the living room.

"Ok, Itachi truth or dare?"

"Dare me." Itachi said taking another beer.

"Ok, I dare you to say 'In Bed' after everything you say." Sasuke said with a smirk.

"Okay, In bed." Itachi said.

"Hahahahaha!" everyone laughed.

"Shut up! In bed." Itachi said as he spun the bottle. It landed on Temari who was sitting in Shikamarus lap.

"Truth dare double dare promise to repeat. In bed" Itachi said bored.

"Promise to repeat." Temari said.

Itachi got a smirk on his face and leand over and whispered something in her ear.

"Fine." Temari said and stood up.

She opened her mouth and said "Gaara and Sasuke made gay Yaio and it online. Gaara and Sasuke Yaio, Gaara and Sasuke Yaio." Temari repeated with a huge grin on her face as she saw her younger brother blush with a killing glint in his eyes as Sasuke grabbed Sakura and hid behind her.

Gaara jumped on his older sister like a rabid bunny with a killer intent. "Shuddup…Shuddup…Shuddup…Shuddup…" He muttered rapidly, attacking her with a toilet wand.

"THAT'S INSANITARY!" Yelped Kiba. Pointing a clawed finger at the siblings.

sharp whistle

"Gaara! Here Gaara!" Kankuro said holding up a stuffed bear in his hand.

Gaara twitched and paused but didn't turn around.

"Leave Temari alone." he said again dangling the stuffed anime in his brothers face as if to lure him away from the blonde.

"GIVE ME THE FUCKING TEDDYBEAR!"

"Now, now, Gaara -"

"I'M GOING TO CHOP YOUR BALLS OFF!"

"Gaar-"

"-WITH A RUSTY BUTTERKNIFE!"

"Shit! here!" Kankuro then tossed the bear to the psychotic brother and ran for the hills. Ten cans of Mountain Dew and 100 pixie sticks later Gaara and Naruto were currently singing the song to Barney in the back room.

"Ok, some one tell them to shut up before I shove a laxative down there throats!" Ten-ten yelled as Naruto sang "I love you!" and glomped Gaara making them fall to the floor.

"How would laxatives help?" Sakura asked from Sasukes lap.

"I don't know but it would be funny." Ten-ten replied as he eye twitched.

"I guess it would be, in the 12 year olds fighting to the death kind a way." Ino said from Shikamarus right.

"Gaara, you know what would be cool!? If we could like turn into animals!" Naruto giggled as he tried to stand up, but his inner ear was off and just ended up falling over, and taking a freaked out Gaara with him.

"Ahhh!" they yelled as they fell down a randomly placed stair case.

Silence

Silence

"I'll go..." Sasuke said as he got up, walked down the stairs and came back up carrying one hyper active giggling fox demon high on pixy sticks over one shoulder and an insomnia psychopathic glaring racoon on the other. He then dumped them none to gently onto the ground by the 'Circle of friendship' or what ever the hell Sai had called it.

Naruto was still in a daze like drunken stupper as he sat there on the floor swaying slightly, he then began to curse wildly at nothing.

"God damn it! Why is the fucking room spining!? It smells like shitty shitty bang bang shitty shitty bang bang! GO to hell!" Naruto yelled like he had a concusion.

"Are you quite done now? As lovely as your vocabulary has become over the years you still need to learn more professional terms for a better career choice. That stripper job you have now can't possibly be paying that well dobe. It's why we have something called school. Now go take a shower, you smell like alcohol and I don't remember having any in the house at the moment."

Sasuke said with a hand on his face at his idiot friend.

Naruto stood up and walked into the bathroom.

Gaara was still sitting on the ground with the sam passive face on.

"Hey Gaara," Sakura asked.

Gaara looked at her.

"Can an narcoleptic person have insomnia?"

"Don't know." Gaara said as he stood up and

And so ya know, the night consists of these things: Magic markers, broken bottles, power outages, and a drunk Naruto.

It was a few hours in and about oh say 2 am and Sai found the magic markers and gave them to Naruto who had, had Kakashi come over with beer, and well Naruto had a lil too much fun.

"I have magic markers and ADD, oh the thrills I will have." Naruto said.

"Hey Temari..." Sai said sexy into her ear.

"What Sai?" Temari said folding her arms under her chest.

"Wanna fuck?"

Temari looked at him and then closed her eyes in annoyance.

"No." she said finally.

"I know you want my body." He said wrapping his arm around her shoulders

"You wish" Temari said slipping from his grasp

"What if I said I had a six pack?" he said grabbing her by her waist and pressed her to the wall.

"I prefer a keg" Temari glared at him

Somewhere a fat man sneezed.

Shikamaru walked up to the two , and cocked an eyebrow in annoyance.

"Thank goodness you're here! This woman was trying to make me have mad, passionate s sex with her." Sai said jumping away from the fuming wind user.

He then landed next to Gaara who then started talking to him.

"I started being really proud of the fact that I was gay even though I wasn't." Gaara said, but Sai then tuned him out as he was hit in the head by a giant

On the other side of the room

"Hey, Kakashi-sensie you should call Iruka-sensie, since he was the first person to get you laid in like 2 years." Sakura said.

Iruka then walked up from behind her.

Kakashi twitched.

"Thank you, sweet Sakura-Chan, for that little bit if information that Iruka-Sensei did not need." Kakashi said dryly.

"I need more beer!" Kiba yelled from the Uchihas bar that he was tending.

"Kakashi, you know the liquor sales people, go get us some beer!" Kiba yelled and chucked 40 bucks at his head.

"Yeah, yeah. Come on Iruka, lets go before you hear something else that would make me want to kill my student." Kakashi then left with Iruka on his tail.

"Kakashi, better let me hang onto that-" Iruka then grabbed Kakashis arm right when he was going down the stairs to walk onto the road, thus making him fall off the steps and drag Iruka down ontop of his torso with a slight 'oof'.

Unfortunetly there were girlscouts having a camp sleep over thing in Sasukes neighbors yard and so a bunch of small children and a couple adults with disapproving faces were looking at them.

"As much as I am turned on about this position I really don't want a large group of people to watch us have sex on the sidewalk. True, it could probably sell for some good money... But it was already embarrassing enough." Iruka then shot up with a dark blush and started for the beer store. Kakashi chuckled and walked after him leaving a bunch of young girls to ask specific questions to the adults about what just happened.

"Hey Sasuke-teme, why are there girls scouts in your front yard?" Naruto asked leaning out the window to watch the retreating forms of his old sensies.

"That's not the way to the liquor store." Sakura said watching them make a turn on a street.

"Because dobe, they are actually ninja mokeys in disguise and are plotting our demise." Sasuke said crossing his arms.

"How that rimed." Neji said coking his head to the side at the morbid but poetic Uchiha.

"He gets it from me." Itachi said.

Sasuke rolled his eyes, but jumped when he felt a pinch in a place where pinches really shouldn't be placed.

He turned around to see the retreating form a Gaara as he went to sit next to Itachi.

"Holy shit! Did you just touch my butt?!" Sasuke asked/yelled.

"No, dumb ass I hit your head." Gaara said with Sarcasm, which in turn was currently the longest sarcastic thing that he had said in his life.

Temari fainted.

Sasuke then saw Itachi grab Gaaras ass, which made him jump and land in the person sitting next to him, lap. (Crap I cant make that sentance work. But u know what I mean.)

That person happened to be Sai.

Gaara gave the 'Cute Panda confused Puppy Dog Eyes' to Sai as the raven haird boy smirked.

"Well Gaara-kun, I had no idea you felt this way. If I did I would have worn boxers." Sai said wrapping his arms around the stunned and really confused, now, Gaara.

"You aren't wearing boxers?" Naruto asked as he plopped down to the right of Sasuke and the left of Hinata.

"Maybe.." Sai said still holding Gaara.

"Oh, what youthfulness of Yaio is this? I thought that you were Sasukes-kuns uke, not Sai-kun's." Lee said from Sasukes right.

A vain popped in Sasukes forehead as he went to smack the bowl cutted spandex clad idiot in the head, when the door bell rang.

"PIZZA!" both Naruto and Lee yelled right into Sasukes ear from both sides, thus making Sasukes eyes widen in shock as he fell over backwards and started to bleed from the ears.

"Who ordered pizza, and who's paying for it?" Kiba asked sitting up with Ino, apparently he and Ino got together cause Temari kicked her out of the 'pimp show' so shes with Kiba now.

"Not it!" Neji said putting a finger to his nose.

"Nope." Sai and Gaara said putting a finger to their noses.

"Nuh-uh" Sakura said again with the nose thing.

"Hell no!" Sasuke said.

"Got no money." Itachi said.

"Liar!" Sasuke yelled tackling him to the floor.

"Yeah-no." Neji said grabbing Ten-ten and heading for the bathroom door.

Ten-ten had grabbed Hinata by the arm. "Huh?" Hinata asked as she was whisked away from paying the bill.

"Yo, this Pimp aint got no money hoe." Shikamaru said with his pimping hat on and arm around Temari.

"Hey, hes got all my money." Temari said pointing to her boyfriend.

"What?" Naruto said as everyone looked at the blonde

Naruto sighed as he got up and got the pizza.

"PIZZA!" Lee shouted and appeared from out of no where.

"Hey! Where were you when the bill came?!" Naruto yelled as he threw the Pizzas down on the table.

"In my nice state of youthfulness. Yosh!" Lee ran off with his slice.

Hinata came back in, but without Ten-ten or Neji.

"Hey Hinata, where's your cause and his girlfriend?" Kiba asked.

"T-they n-n-needed their a-alone time." Hinata said blushing.

Kiba just shrugged it off and grabbed as slice of cheese.

"Every man for himself!" Kakashi yelled as Gaara and Sai jumped for the same pizza slice, it just ended in a brawl.

YEAH! I GOT A NEW CHAPPY! OK, SO HERES THE DEAL. IM GETTING BORED OF WRITTING RANCH TAKENASHI SO IM GOING TO END IT IN LIKE TO CHAPTERS , CAUSE I WANT TO WRIGHT A NEW ONE, ONE ABOUT NARUTO SASUKE SAKURA AND KAKASHI GOING TO HOGWARTS AS SECURETY NINJAS ONE FOR EACH HOUSE. IT WOULD BE A YAIO, SASUNARU OF COURSE, AND DON'T WORRY I WONT HAVE ANY OF THE HP PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE WITH ANY OF THE NARUTO PEOPLE, JUST THEM BEING SUDUCTIVE AND SUCH, BUT YEAH....

Singed

-The Puppet Master