Author's Notes: Yes, I know the last chapter was a bit…short. But I had to leave end it in a good spot. Over 50 reviews…*stares in awe of all reviews* I feel so unworthy of all you wonderful reviewers. I bow and worship you all. *bows and worships you the readers* Confusions Ally thank you for the idea I just may do that…. *cackles*

Xellos: Yes, she does have Deep Sea Dolphin's personality in her twisted mind somewhere. And people think I have a twisted mind…

Filia: Riven doesn't own Slayers, thank Cephied she doesn't own it.

Riven: I may not own you but I own this fanfic and the plot! Revenge shall be sweet… *Laughs an evil maniacal laugh until she coughs* I need to practice more…

Deep Sea Dolphin: Spin the fish! Mwuhahahahahahaha!!!!!

~ ~ ~ (A small descriptive…thing…)

Everyone had gathered back in the room. It is THE ROOM (well it could be called GAME ROOM too) they are going to spend most of their time. The room right next to it is the FOOD ROOM. Okay, readers did you get all that? That is how I'm going to refer to the rooms. Now I get to describe how they look.

THE ROOM: A very big room, has a large column in the middle. Has dark red couches and chairs lining the wall. Darn I can't think of how to describe it anymore…oh dark blue carpet and dark green walls. ^_^

FOOD ROOM: Lots of tables, the table is good for holding the never ending supply of food L-sama creates constantly. It has everything you could ever want, except dragon cuisine. Well polished candy floor, a icy ceiling, and ginger bread tile walls…? Who decorated that room? - Why have a problem with it? - No not at all L-sama! ^_^;;;;;

MINNA-SAN: Dark Lords, and Slayers, or everyone! Yes call me lazy…

~ ~ ~ (A small explanation of the twisted rules)

-----Now I'm sure you the readers know the rules of Spin the Bottle, buuut I have decided to tinker with the rules a teeny tiny bit. ^_^ But the basic rules are still the same just a few additions. I guess this would be the Mazuko version of Spin the Bottle. ^_^

-1) When the bottle spins everyone has to say a little rhyme --"Around, around and around it spins, who will it land on…[Name of character it lands on]"

-2) If Filia spins the bottle and it lands on Xellos, then she'll kiss him on the cheek, the second strike a mouth kiss, the third strike it's off to the closet. ^_^ Yes I'm also going to combine this with Seven Minutes in Heaven. This works both ways, so if Filia spun once and it landed on Xellos, then Xellos spun and it lands on Filia than that's strike two. Also I'm keeping this PG so don't expect anything higher you hentai people you.

-----Alright if you guys are confused, tell me in the review and I'll answer you in the next chapter. Yes this game will probably span more then just one chapter.

~ ~ ~ (And so the true chaos begins…Mwuhahaha!)

Now by some unseen unexplained reason that they will never know or figure out, MINNA-SAN gathered in THE ROOM, all wanting to play spin the bottle. They had kept an empty wine bottle (one of many left over from Zelas) from the dinner they had.

And so they formed a circle and we watch as they decide that Amelia will spin first…

Up in the sky and the Sea of Chaos, L-sama giggled. "Oh this shall be fun indeed, especially if I play with fate a little." She twirled her finger and giggled some more.

"Around, around and around it spins, who will it land on…Zelgadis."

Zelgadis opened his eyes wide, blinked, and turned an interesting shade of red-purple. Amelia grew hearts for eyes, and sighed wistfully before she went in for the kill…err I mean kiss. Zelgadis did what any normal chimera would do when a princess in a black leather outfit that revealed a bit more than her normal ensemble leapt at him with all intentions of kissing. Zelgadis's eyes grew larger than dinner plates before Amelia kissed him, he then fainted after from loss of blood with a massive nose-bleed.

"…he fainted." Amelia said as she struggled to hold up the unconscious chimera

After several minutes they were able to revive Zelgadis enough so he could spin the bottle.

"Around, around and around it spins, who will it land on…Dynast."

"…" Dynast and Zelgadis looked at each other with blank faces.

Dolphin hovered an inch off the ground laughing uncontrollably.

Gaav also laughed uncontrollably, but he didn't hover.

Zelas just smirked behind her hand.

Xellos also smirked and managed to not laugh out loud.

Phibrizzo just giggled and then whistled innocently.

Filia looked shocked.

Lina coughed trying to hide her laughter, and not succeeding at all.

Amelia looked mortified.

"I don't have to do this. I refuse." Dynast crossed his arms.

"I agree." Zelgadis frowned.

"But it is in the rules…" Phibrizzo said with every ounce of innocence he could muster. Then mustering all his cuteness he said, "So you have to."

Everyone else agreed.

"…" *kiss* Both Dynast and Zelgadis retreated to opposite sides of the circle. Zelgadis a furious huff, and Dynast who almost made a face as he picked up the bottle.

"Around, around and around it spins, who will it land on…Dolphin."

"Kissy kiss kiss!" a giggling Dolphin.

"…" Dynast blankly stared at Dolphin and sighed. "Fine I'll…" he was cut off by Dolphin teleported over and got him in one of her happy inescapable hugs. "…*gasp*…"

Dolphin then gave him a peck on the cheek, before teleporting back to her spot and picking up the bottle.

Somewhere in the Sea of Chaos an almighty being was helpless with laughter. "Ha-ha-ha! I must have more fun! I haven't…*breaks out into another giggle fit* had this much fun in a long time. I'll think I'll tinker with fate some more…" with that L-sama laughed even more.

"Around, around and around it spins, who will it land on…Xellos."

"Here Xelly, Xelly, Xelly…" Dolphin cooed as Xellos sweat-dropped. "Come here Xelly…"

Xellos shuffled slowly over. (Hey it was an order, Xellos is currently is working, and I do use that term loosely, for Dolphin)

Dolphin picked him up and cuddled him before giving him a sloppy kiss on the tip of his cute lil chibi dragon nose. "Good boy." She cooed as she put Xellos back down and patted him on the head.

Xellos scuttled over to his spot and rubbed his nose with his paw (or is it a claw?). Then he picked up the bottle and, what else, spun it.

"Around, around and around it spins, who will it land on…Filia."

"I am not kissing that!!!" Filia screeched and Xellos yelled. They both glared at each other.

"Besides," Filia sniffed "dragons don't kiss. We can't in these forms."

"Awww…they deny their obvious love for each other." Amelia gushed.

"Well we have to stick them in the closet then right?" Gourry said thinking. "I mean that's the only thing they can do then."

The next thing anyone knew both Filia and Xellos tried to kiss each other. They ended up nuzzling noses instead.

"Close enough." Phibrizzo grinned.

Filia was more of and orange color when she spun the bottle (ever see a gold dragon blush?)

L-sama giggled and wondered what would happen if she did tinker with fate some more.

"Around, around and around it spins, who will it land on…Xellos."

Filia and Xellos gave each other a flat stare, while everyone around them laughed hysterically.

~ ~ ~ (tune in next time to see what happens)

Author's Notes: Soon I will pick on others. And the closet episodes will be coming soon… *evil grin* I know the description and rules were…blah but hey I had to go fight writer's block. I'm over it for now. *glares at the temporary grave of writer's block, grins, and gives the victory sign* ^_^ \V/ Yeah. *coughSlayers-Battle Of The Writer's Blockcoughcough* Everyone say yay for shameless advertising!!! Yaaay!

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