Dipper was yet again in the mall "so here we are, boy my feet are aching, should've token the cab...or the golf cart" he said frustrated. Fortunately for Dipper, he was apathetic, because he did all his worrying on the way "so if I were a girl in a mall where would I be? Hmmm" Dippers in a mall "literally anywhere" he takes a seat on the bench.
Dipper observes the mall, focusing on the stores that were around and which one Candy could be in "maybe...there" Dipper spots a store selling makeup. Go goes toward it "huh can't remember the last time Candy wore makeup" Dipper went inside anyway. When he did a salesman stood in front of him "hello! Care to try out one of our lipsticks specifically made for men!" "uh no thanks I'm actually looking for someone" "oh I know what your looking for, the hairspray that makes your hair sparkle white! Just think you'd be the second boy to ever buy this product" "no I said I'm looking for Candy" "the candy store is that way" "NO! Just never mind!" Dipper said leaving. He wanted to check the next store over, one that was girls clothing with another weird looking salesperson inside. Dipper looks the other way and spots a gaming store.
He heads inside and sees a girl with blond hair and expensive cloths inside waiting on something "Pacifica?" Dipper said surprised to see someone like her in a place like this. But it was indeed her but she seemed to jump at the sound of his voice "oh hey" "what uh, what are you doing here" he asked "just umm browsing, all them other ones are getting boring" "huh I didn't know you were the gaming type" "well I am, whatever, what do you want?" "well I was looking for Candy, uh Candy Chui, I mean the girl Candy" "You mean fore-eyes, yea she's over there or something" Pacifica pointed to direction.
Dipper looked and there was Candy, looking at a game cover. Before he left to go talk to Candy, the clerk showed up "hey here's your copy of Boys on Call premium version" the clerk said. Dipper looks at Pacifica "wait, you got Boys on Call the video game?" "yea so?" Pacifica said. Dipper burst we out laughing at her while she was getting angry red.
Candy hears Dipper laughing, then she sees him with Pacifica. Without wondering what he was doing here, Candy felt utterly jealous, because she was the one making Dipper laugh. Candy marches over there "HEY" she said to them "oh Candy I've been looking all over..." "SHUT IT" Candy said to Dipper then facing Pacifica "and you, who do you think you are making him!...is that Boys on Call premium version?" Candy said slowing down "uhh yea what do you think it is" Pacifica said "seriously?" Dipper asked as they talked about the game.
Candy had her eyes on the cover "you mean it has three more boys, four more beach houses, along with their very own private jet!" "well I guess I'll find out, later losers" Pacifica said leaving the store. Candy just sighed and walked away "hey wait" Dipper said "ugh what do you want" she said turning toward him.
Dipper stood in front of her "I know why you came here and I'm sorry if I scared you away, but please I really need you to come back to the shack" "look Dipper it's not like that, I just thought you didn't really want to have that kind of relationship" "so it wasn't because I was angry like all the time? "oh no that too, but also because that I didn't want you feeling like your stuck with me, there's plenty of fish in the sea" "stuck with you? But your awsome, I mean your smart and pretty and, uh, hehe I mean" Dipper said. Candy didn't seem to be amused staring at him with a stern look making him wonder if he said something wrong "oh pfft your just saying that because of that bruise" she said blushing.
Dipper felt relief "no I mean it, if you come with me we can get these off and I will say it again" he said but Candy hesitated "I-I don't know" "uh" Dipper looked at the poster for Boys on Call "I'll buy you the premium version" he said. Candy gasps "really!" Dipper replies by going to the clerk "one uh Boys on Call premium version please" he said taking out his cab fair and giving it to him in exchange. Dipper got the game then facing Candy who was eagerly waiting for him and before he gave it to her "are you gonna come back to the shack with me?" "yea mmhmm" Candy said then snatching it from him "oh thank you thank you thank you!" she shouted.
After they left Candy couldn't wait to get back and rush Dipper to go "c'mon c'mon lets go!" "yea I'm coming" "hurry up!" "Candy I want to go there as badly as you do" Dipper said. Candy grabs his arm and pulls him still urging to go "hey I said I'm going, WHAO" Dipper said seeing that Candy has big pupils "okay it's getting worse, man I shouldn't have spent the cab fare" "what are you talking about, just get stupid and jumpy like this and we can run back in five minutes" Candy told him.
Dipper didn't like her plan and by the way she said it they needed to get back quick "well how am I suppose to get like that" "it's just like you said, treat it like a super power" "I've never said that" "just try you've done it before" "alright alright just give me a sec" Dipper said closing his eyes and trying to concentrate. Dipper tried as hard as he could but the one time he needed the rush to come was failing. Candy got tired of waiting so she slapped Dipper on his back, which seemed to work. Butterfly's shot up and his pupils are getting big "how did you so that's?" he asked, but Candy shrugged and asked "do you wanna race?" Dipper smiled and they were off.
As they were sprinting Candy seemed be passing Dipper off, she turns to him "let move slow poke!" Candy said. Dipper struggling to keep up "yea *pant* I'll *pant* be *pant* right *pant* there" he said, but Dipper couldn't go any farther. He felt his arm and groaned, Candy goes to him "hey what's wrong?" "ow it's my arm, it's starting to hurt" "oh okay look we're almost there see? I can see the shack from here" Candy said. Dipper felt woozy afterward "hey are you okay?" "I-I think its been too long" he said "too long for what? Dipper?" Candy said but for him, her voice was slowly disappearing before he blacked out.
Some time passed by and Dipper opens his to find himself on a couch in the Mystery Shack. He also heard Mabel and Ford chatting in the other room "so your telling me that the firebug doesn't eat humans?" "that's right Mabel doesn't eat anything but mushrooms, the Lunar Effulgence mushroom to be exact" "no way, that thing almost totally ate us" "well even if the firebug tried, it has no teeth, and its digestive system wouldn't be abel to handle human flesh" Ford explained.
Dipper got up and went to go see them in the other room "what's going on?" he asked "oh hey Dipper, Grunkle Ford was just telling me about the firebug and how it's not dangerous" "oh, really?" "yeah apparently the gooy stuff that got on us made it go nuts and when it eats enough, boom it turns all the mushrooms it ate into noxious gas" "huh" Dipper said.
He looks around "hey where's Candy? Did she leave?" Dipper asked "oh no she's over there" Mabel pointed toward Candy. Dipper goes over to her and Candy sees him "oh hey your awake" she said "yea, how long was I out?" "for days, I thought you'd never wake up" "wait seriously!" "hehe no I was just kidding, it was only like about a half-hour" "so you didn't go home to play the best game in the world just to wait for me?" "yea, but a few more minutes and I would be out of here" Candy said.
Both of them laughed, then Candys timer on her phone went off "what's that?" "uh its unrelated, but glad to see your awake so I'm gonna head home and play the best video game in the world" "okay then" Dipper. They came close to each other looking at one another, and hugged "okay bye, bye Mabel, bye Ford" Candy said going out the door "okay see you later then I guess" Dipper said.
Mabel went up behind him "so how'd it go?" "what are you taking about you were right there" "oh don't feel bad, you'll always have that one kiss you had a few nights ago" "wait, who told you that?" "uh duh my best friend" "ugh whatever it was just one on the cheek that's all" "bet you wish you had another one" Mabel said. Dipper was already getting annoyed and wanted to change the subject "hey Ford how did you remove the bruise?" "that was easily cured with this cream I whipped up, just spread this and it instantly removed your nasty bruise" "oh that's interesting" "yea but the cream hardened up a little while you were gone, what took you so long to get back I gave you cab fare" "I uh..." Dipper said.
Ford gives him a stern look "you spent it on that game didn't you" he said and Dipper had no response "I knew it, instead of going and coming back, you bought a video game?" Ford started going off then Mabel taps Dipper on the shoulder "so are you gonna start obsessing over Candy now?" she asked. Then he looks back at Ford "I mean you never listen to me am I even speaking another language?" and between them two Dipper could barely take it anymore.
Then he remembers the syringe he had in his jacket, at first he hesitated but Dipper thought anything would be better than being overwhelmed by Ford and Mabel "well as much as I love discussing this with both of you, I think I'll go back to sleep" he pulls the shot out and puts it in his leg and knocks right out.
Suddenly Grunkle Stan walks in the room and sees Dipper on the table with the syringe in his hand "woah oh no! I ignore this all day and this is what happens? Okay Mabel lock Dipper in his room and whatever you do don't let him out and..." "Stanley relax this is only a sedative, he's unconscious...again, I've actually been wondering where it was" Ford said "oh, well hehe looks like we have one less employee today, Mabel go restock the shelves, where is Soos and Wendy?" "It's the weekend, we which mean we have the day off" "oh...right" Stan said.
Then he goes to the other room to watch TV "ooh is Ducktective on?" Mabel asked. Both Ford and Mabel followed Stan into the room leaving Dipper unconscious and rolling off the couch "oh Candy" he said in his sleep.
The End
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