Chapter 6:
Izuku's POV:
"Today you'll be doing rescue training with me, All Might, and another teacher that specializes in rescue. I'll be waiting for all of you in the bus." Aizawa said as the class was just getting ready for another discussion. Damn, that was pretty straightforward. Rescue training ain't really something I was familiar with. Then again, how the fuck is Gran Torino, Sir Nighteye, and All Might teach that shit to me with the lack of facility? I guess that's where UA comes to the picture. Or any hero school at all. Everyone finished dressing up though my Power Armor's still being repaired so I'm stuck with a lightweight bulletproof vest. It's just gonna be Rescue Training, anyway. What could go wrong?
Iida lined us up trying to do that shit with the bus only to find out it's not really the best to do so. "I can't believe I made a mistake."
"Nah man, is okay. Politicians are pieces of shit anyway. Just hang back and relax for now."
"That reminds me. Midoriya, you seem similar to the guitarist and singer of the Lunatic Heroes band. Is that why you chose the Rockstar gimmick?" Frog girl asks me. How many truths do I have to drop in one week? Eh, I'm not the type to keep my own secrets anyway. "He's my dad. Why?" That got a reaction from everyone though I didn't mind them. I was busy having a respectful conversation with Froggy.
"Nothing. I'm just curious. I just say what's on my mind. Call me Tsu."
"How about Froggy?"
"Tsu."
"Kermit?"
"Tsu."
"Pepe?"
"Tsu."
"Tsu."
"Tsu." Good to know that I'm a good negotiator. She's okay if you get past the whole blunt thing. Kinda like Mei when she went through one week without sleep. A sleepless Mei is more dangerous than an experienced villain. "It looked like you and Bakugou seem close. Were you two childhood friends?"
"We were friends but eh it went to shit. He-"
"I bullied this piece of shit until he started breaking my arm at the ripe age of six. I think he broke it twenty fucking times until I get the message that we're on level. We had a truce that we won't start fighting each other, the attempted murder type of fighting, 'till we got to UA. Now, we can kick each other's ass freely. You might get in the crossfire. I got one warning for you fuckers though. He's quirkless motherfucker but don't let that fool you. If he gets even a fucking GLIMPSE of your quirk, it takes him 10 minutes to think of 10 different ways to kill all of you. No joke. His notebooks are fucking brutal."
"Y-You serious?" The electric guy asks while looking cautiously at me. "Nah he's kidding. 10 minutes is only gonna give me enough time to think of 5 different ways to kill all of you. At once."
"Midoriya, I could never tell when you're joking or not, but please tone down the macabre jokes." The Underboss tells me. "Since ya asked nicely, no promises."
Thing is, pretty much everyone underestimated me in some way since we first got here. Okay, not everyone. The ones who did, got a taste of what I can really do in Battle Training. Seriously, I baseball bat'd Kaminari into a Water Tanker while Tokoyami was behind it. How did I bat a young adult into a Water Tower? The batting part was a lie. I used compulsive lasers. I digress.
"Murder and Jokes that aren't even funny aside, we're here class." Aizawa found it a good time to interrupt. I couldn't agree more. We all went inside to be greeted by a rescue hero by the name of-
"THIRTEEN!" Damn, if she isn't Space-Themed enough, Chestnut's eyes started starring up. I guess she's a lot more of a fan than I am of Thirteen. Hell, she even started spouting off facts until Aizawa told us to quiet down. Thirteen's about to give a speech about quirks. I just tuned out most of it since I didn't have any quirks. "…that being said, that includes some of us that has equipment. Lots of them. I know Music don't usually kill but a busted eardrum is definitely enough to hurt someone. Sometimes, even the equipment themselves are more harmful than quirks so you better be careful with that." That got my attention. Good thing they didn't forget about me. Not that I'd care. "Don't worry, teach. The Power of Music will be used in the greatest type of way."
"Thirteen where's All Might. He's supposed to be here."
"Oh he's on a break from crimefighting right now. He did bring over someone else to take over for him. His personal student, per se."
"Oh. Him?"
"You know him, Midoriya?"
"Yeah, the little dude knows me." I heard it behind me and there he was in the ground Mirio motherfuckin' Togata. "DUDE! Long time no see."
"Oh god they know each other." Yeah, Aizawa suffer because there's three annoying people about to annoy your ass without trying. Or 4. Make it 5 if you count Mei and Kacchan. Actually six. Nah, it's probably five. He ain't getting over Miss Joke.
"I heard that, Midoriya. Say her name again, and you will have three weeks detention."
"You got me at three weeks. I'll keep my mouth shut and hey why is there a black portal opening up?"
"Not funny Mid-"
"Sensei, little dude's right. LOOK!" There goes Mirio saving my ass. Aizawa turned back and so did everyone to see that there are a bunch of sinister looking people coming out of that black portal. The creepiest of them all is a guy who's probably named "Handjob" and that creepy bird thing. "Hey Kurogiri, the schedule says that All Might's gonna be here. How come he's not?"
"It appears that he's absent today, Tomura. He may have been fighting crime elsewhere." Handjob just started scratching his neck and complained about shit being out of plan really early. "Well if he's not here, we'll kill the students."
"THIRTEEN GET THE STUDENTS OUT OF HERE! MIRIO, WITH ME!" Everyone did as their told as I saw Aizawa and Mirio jump down and started taking out multiple villains at once. Mirio's a lot faster than normal and his punches keep launching people in the air. I guess he's doing well with his One-For-All training. "I'm afraid I can't allow you to escape." The fart portal guy just warned us but whoop-de-doo Kacchan and Redhead just had to fuck it up.
"We'll just have blast our way through you then." That's the last thing we fucking saw until the Portal guy overtook most of us and teleported us somewhere else. I suddenly appeared above water and dropped down. Shit. Not really a good time and there's a shark guy coming for me. "YOU'RE DEAD KI-" I was supposed to be dead but it looks like Tsu just saved my ass. She had Mineta with her and took me with her tongue. She managed to throw us onto the boat before any of the other water villains get to us. "WE'RE SCREWED MAN!" I quickly slapped the midget really hard to make him cry harder.
"Stop panicking. Anyways, can you both give me something about your quirk? Well, just the midget. I already figured out Tsu's since it's pretty much just Frog stuff."
"My balls are sticky."
"And I thought my praising was bad. Are they water resistant at least?"
"Y-Yes."
"When I give the signal, Tsu is gonna jump over them while you keep throwing your balls. Got me?"
"Right."
"LOUDER! SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR!"
"RIGHT!"
"There ya go. Remember," I got over the railing, connected my guitar all over the speakers in my costume and put it on maximum. "When you get the signal, jump, fish me out, and throw the balls." I said as I jumped into the water and played "Smoke on Water".
Asshole's POV:
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE ME TELEPORT WITH ICY HOT PIECE OF SHIT? I CAN'T EVEN USE MY EXPLOSIONS CORRECTLY BECAUSE OF HOW COLD HIS FUCKING ICE IS! Good thing Deku forced me to start fighting without my quirk. It would have been bad if I can't throw a punch for shit. I was holding my own but that IcyHot piece of shit is just freezing them like fucking flies in a freezer. "Fuck you, author, for making me deal with him."
"Author?"
"SHUT UP!" I hissed as I threw a punch to that guy's crotch. I grabbed him by the collar and threatened him with what little explosion, fuck you author, by the way, I could conjure. "So, you're here to kill All Might, eh? If ya can't even beat a bunch of students then you can't ever compare to the Symbol of Peace, asshole."
"W-We're not the ones that'll fight him. It's the bird thing with him. It's- It's a fucking monster, man. Just killed a guy without a second thought back at the home base."
"I think we should help Aizawa deal with that."
"Way ahead of you, piece of shit. I call dibs on that bird thing. Stay out of my way." I warned him as we walked towards the main battlefield. What we saw is pretty fucking fucked up. Aizawa's arm is bent the same way Deku bent mine. Mirio is putting his hands up in surrender. Probably to pprevent Aizawa from getting anymore hurt. I'd call him a pussy but this situation's fucking dire. And then there's "Handjob" as Deku calls him just scratching his neck again. Apparently, they managed to shut the door permanently by transporting fire towards the door. Thing is, we're fucked right now. At the corner of my eye, I saw a familiar green figure.
"Ah shit. Deku's got no idea what he's getting himself into." I said as I jumped down to save his ass. I'm totally not backing him up. In fact, I'm saving his ass. That's all there is to it. Oh for fuck's sake, Handjob just decided to ran to the opposite direction and tried to touch Froggy's face. Creepy asshole. Good thing whatever's gonna happen to her didn't happen because Aizawa erased Handjob's quirk. That bird thing, in turn, slammed his face to the ground. Deku knocked away Handjob's hand and decided to blast him with a soundwave point blank but that shitty bird thing just managed to speed his way in front of Deku and took the brunt of the hit. The soundwave was apparently so powerful that it not only knocked the bird thing back, but also ripped off it's limbs. Not that it fucking matters because it started regenerating.
"Oh are you shitting me right now." Time to roll. It was about to hit Deku but I was there right on time to save that fucker's ass. "FLASH GRENADE!" That was enough to blind him and for me to grab Deku. Mirio made a grab for Froggy and Midget bitch and took them to a safe spot. He ordered them to take Aizawa to safety. Good. I was hoping for some killin' without people to watch out for.
"Any plans, Deku?"
"Regeneration and Shock Absorption as from what I've heard. You, me, and Mirio are kicking it's ass while Todoroki will burn it to crisp while we get an opening." Icyhot's hesitating. "I don't like this plan." He fucking says. "Like it or not, you got the most important job. Don't fuck it up, Todoroki." He's still hesitating. If he fucks this up big time, he's dead. The three of us went three ways towards that bird thing. I keep flashing its eyes while Deku keeps blasting it off me with his soundwaves. Mirio's appearing in and out of battle and kept hitting the creature in it's vitals. Balls. I'm sure that it ain't working so I shouted at Deku to get the fuck away. He did so and I pulled the pin off my grenade gauntlets. After the smoke was gone, it's just standing there looking mostly undamaged but its definitely suffering some burns. Deku, and Mirio went in front of it and hit it in the face while I just blasted it's back to hell. We managed to daze it the moment we hit it simultaneously in its exposed brain.
"NOW TODOROKI!" Deku screamed. We won. Wait. Why's there no fire? I looked at Icyhot who just DECIDED to use his ice instead to trap the creature waist down but whoop-de-fuckin'-doo, we also got hit. I managed to blast my way out of the ice while Mirio just went through the ice. "TODOROKI, USE YOUR FIRE, DUDE!"
"I WON'T USE HIS POWER!" His power? What the fuck. Deku's still stuck in the ice. His guitar was frozen, too. I quickly rushed to save his ass.
"TODOROKI YOU SON OF A-"
*CRUNCH*
*CRASH*
"…" Wh-what? What the fuck. Deku's… he… he got punched straight in the fucking body by that creature and it broke the ice. It broke the ice along with the rest of his fucking body because it was NOT supposed to bend that way as he crashed at the wall. He stood up for a moment with blood leaking out of everything. EVERYTHING. That punch burst his fucking eyes off. Then, he fell. No longer breathing. I looked at my own hands. I don't really know why. Maybe it's because I wasn't fast enough. Nah, it can't be my fucking fault. This battle should have been over if SOMEONE just used their fire. I looked at Todoroki with full fucking rage in my eyes. He went from shocked to guilty real fucking quick. Good. I'm gonna make him die with regrets after we kill that bird shit. Mirio's just got either pissed or even more pumped up than before. I'll pay back for what they fucking did for Izuku. I let out the loudest scream I can do. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
Mei's POV:
Beep. Beeeeeeeeeeee. It stopped. Izuku's nanomachines stopped functioning. Yes, I have a GPS attached to the nanomachines. There's no way it could stop. It's uninterruptible by even signal disruptors and emp's. I made sure of that. The only way it would stop is if he. No. "No."
"Mei? Why are you saying 'No' for?" Beside me was Power Loader. Our teacher. I looked at him straight in the eye. "Villain attack in the USJ. A student died. You have to get there, now."
"Y-You sure?"
"Well, fuck that shit. I'm going there myself." I grabbed my Solar Rifle that I built some time ago and part of my own personal power suit. It's not complete since it only works for the legs right now but it'll be enough to kick the villain's ass who… Who killed Izuku. I felt a hand on my shoulder. "Don't. I'll alarm the principal about this." He went outside the classroom towards the Principal's office. I went the other way towards USJ. I started hovering with my Power Suit's rocket boots and flew my way there. The door's been melted shut. No problem. I melted a hole in it with my heat gloves. I went inside to see seven other students in there. "ARE YOU A VILLAIN?" The machine looking guy screamed while doing karate chops in the air. "No, I'm a support student. Mei Hatsume."
"Where's the other reinforcements?"
"I AM the reinforcements. Where's Izuku? He's my best friend." Everyone looked down. So, they know what happened. "What happened." Their silent for a solid minute. "Hatsume… Midoriya is… That creature got him. I promise that when the heroes get here, the killer will be brought to Justice." I figured. He really is… I can't get my head to it.
"Fuck. I'll cry for him later. For now, I'll have to help Bakugou and the others take that monster down." I walked over at the edge of the stairs, aimed my solar rifle at the creature, and FIRED.
Izuku's POV:
"TODOROKI, YOU SON OF A-" I didn't have time to finish my sentence. That thing just punched me in the fucking chest and launched me towards a wall. I tried standing and trust me, I did, but I can't see shit and I can feel blood all over. Everything went black after that. I was dead. "Fuck."
I guess that's it. I wonder if they actually won yet. Maybe All Might came and saved the day, I don't fucking know. "Actually, lad, one second in that world is a million years in this one." That voice came from behind me. I looked back and raised my fist to face him but I stopped myself. He had a curly, long, black hair and he looks rather old. He's wearing a black shirt under a white overcoat with black and white pants. What I recognized the most was the hand sign he's doing. "No fucking way. Dio?"
"Yes way, lad." It really is him. The most powerful quirk user. Yes, even All Might. He also happens to be a Rockstar. "My quirk: Omni, kept me alive all these years. Well, to be honest, it made me somewhat of a deity."
"So, you're god?"
"I wouldn't consider myself one. In fact, there are others. Did you know the Greek Gods are real? I burned the Ophiotaurus' entrails and killed that asshole Zeus and his bitch wife, Hera, who by the way, is his sister. Fucking incest addict. Every other Greek God is pretty chill though I keep Ares on a leash. The Norse ones are pretty chill too. I didn't kill any one of them. Not even Loki."
"Let me get this straight, you killed gods."
"Pretty much. My quirk's the most powerful one of all. Gave me the power of a god. Since there's no real heaven for the people who doesn't do Greek, Japanese, Chinese, Southeast Asian, Roman, and other supposedly mythical religions, I made one of my own. I met a lot of famous people go here. Wanna sit with me, Izuku?" He said and suddenly a bench appeared behind him. The moment I sat on it, I realized that it was the most comfortable bench in all of history. I got a lot of questions for this guy.
"Do atheists go to hell?"
"No. Why should they?"
"That made me a lot happier. How about parents who hates videogames?"
"Straight to boiler room hell."
"Good. Good. How about Kurt Cobain?"
"Oh him? He had so much potential only to be murdered young. I gave him a chance to redo another life. He accepted while mentioning things about making it right. At first, he was a minor villain but he quickly retired and decided to pursue his passion for music. He's now living with his family." Damn. Kurt Cobain redoing his life and gaining even more respect from me? I'll take it.
"Anyways, that's not why we're here. We're here to talk about you."
"I died painfully." I deadpanned. "Yes, you did, but how about I give you another chance?"
"Why? I didn't do shit to make you owe me."
"You impressed me. You gave everyone who told you that you can't be a hero the middle finger and became a hero. All while doing it with the Power of Rock, too. That, and the quirkless people really needs a symbol for them."
"You're gonna revive me?"
"I'm not just gonna revive you. I'm giving you a gift." He reached out his hands and touched me. "Have some Hope Powers, lad. You can use it ten times but only in the situations you would need it most. Or to be more specific, when the Power of Rock simply isn't enough. Like that bird thing that killed you."
"Hope Powers? Like, a quirk?"
"No, lad, Hope Powers are different from a quirk. This is more… bizarre than genetics. You'll still be quirkless but you have access to the power of god tiers." He said while he sends me back to my body. He didn't even fix it. I felt pain all over but suddenly felt warm. I was surrounded by a green aura which instantly healed my wounds and motivated me to fight. The bird thing's got Kacchan and… Mei? Fuck, I gotta do something. "Hope Powers, don't fail me now." I said as I quickly decked Todoroki in the face.
{- To Be Continued..
Yeah, I killed Deku, turned Ronnie James Dio into a god, AND finally made Izuku into a Mary Sue with shitty limits. I did my fucking promise back in the first chapter. HA! Anyways, whether Dio's gonna be important or not, I'll be deciding by flipping a coin. I just wanted to make some joke about Dio achieving Heaven but not the "Brando Neon Gay Vampire Dio" but the Awesome Musician "Dio". So yeah, leave a review, like, and subscribe. PEACE!
