Chapter 7
Making cupcakes in the restricted section.
Malfoy shares his feelings yet again
While me and Ron were talking by the window sill ( I was mostly just using him to get to his older brother Percy to shag with later on this evening ( in reality or fantasy?) I got his a/s/l from Ron) Harry potter passed by, that sick fuck. I kicked ron in the testis and threw myself out the window. I ran to the gardens that were behind hagrids shed. He kept wildabeasts there and kids with STD's, I knew I would find solace here, or at least get rid of Harry and Ron for once. They were beginning to bother me. I had other things to worry about, like receiving the affection of Voldemort. I had sent him a valentines card, a Christmas card, and a sadly (belated) birthday card and yet he wont even look at me. I guess I'll have to kill Dumbledore or something. I relaxed in some vines for a while, before getting bored. I kicked my leg against a tree stump and broke it in two. The other half of my leg ran away, grew wings, and flew off into the horizon. Damnit. I guess I needed to be drinking more milk instead of honey suckle water and Snapes pleasure potions.
I decided to head back to Hogwarts. As I was leaving the gardens I saw Harry and Ron laying together with a pigs head humbly places on Harry's head. Hungrily, I took a bite of the pig's head with my mouth. I flung their naked bodies over my shoulders, and walked casually back to the castle grounds. Peeves passed us as we went in and decorated us in periwinkles. A slow trumpet tooted in the distance. I lay the boys back in their beds, adorned their night table in periwinkles and pig meat and then left a note to Ron. I figured I should explain the whole matter. Then I went to Snapes and we watched a movie on his floating tele.
