"You have people everywhere"
"I hear Lord Thorington is suffering from gastritis."
Marian looked up in surprise to see a familiar boot swinging next to her head.
"Although, it could be a result of a certain woman unintentionally walloping him in the nether-regions..."
"Robin!" Marian hissed mortified. She could see him smirking up there in the rafters. "How did you-"
"And let me say with an entire childhood of experience with said woman, I almost feel sorry for the man."
"How did you hear that?" She hissed, resisting the urge to grab his boot and give it a hefty tug. That would really be too immature.
"Haven't you heard Marian, I'm Robin Hood – I can walk through walls."
Then again, it couldn't really be that immature considering... She caught his foot and gave it an unladylike heave. Frustratingly enough he seemed to be expecting it and landed elegantly upright.
"My my Marian, have you ever thought about anger issues?"
"Will you stop spying on me?!" she hissed at his infuriatingly smug expression.
"Spy? Moi? Marian, please. I've been in the forest all day...and night...and all yesterday...and all yesternight. How could I possibly...?"
"Oh so you just happened to guess the exact shop that I would enter?"
"I impress even myself, sometimes."
He caught her hand before she could slap him and held her tight against him. "Now Marian," he whispered. "I know I said it before, and I know it sounds fairly arrogant, but I am Robin Hood and-"
"-you have people everywhere." Marian finished looking up at him coyly from under her eyelashes.
He grinned down at her. "Why yes I do." He said, finishing with a quick kiss. "And may I say Marian, I am very impressed with how you dealt with Lord Thorington."
