So, A couple things, I'm gearing up to join the Army, and in doing so, I've neglected this story for a bit. And, because the training runs long I don't have time to stroke out (heh) enough story to keep up with the new episodes. Besides, I now have so many story ideas, I keep switching from one to the other when I have the time, never focusing on one but several at a time. It used to be Townies, Crystal gems, a couple of HW gems, but now I've got Zoomans, and the HomeWorld Waifus are getting intense (Holly blue faggot is bae), so basically, I have so many stories and so little time (cliche, I know) But here's some shit I did as a request on 4chan, "Favorite Drunken Gem", or some shit, can't remember. But If you're into lewd short stacks and Straight Shota, then here's some shit for your butt, my guy.
Drunken Eyeball
Steven rests in his bed, he's had a long day. Between being the ambassador for earth and homeworld, and training, he's pretty tuckered out.
*Crash*
"Roooooooossssseeee!" A feminine voice calls from downstairs, Steven shoots from his bed to the floor, shield at the ready. Very few beings call him that, and none of them are human.
The crash was really loud, and it sounded like something was definitely broken
He looks to his window and is shocked to see it intact.
That shock wears off when he sees the newly formed hole where his front door used to be, he slowly descends the stairs to face the intruder.
His eyes trail to the culprit, her red form writhing on his floor, Eyeball, he recovered her soon after there was peace, they had forgotten the rubies until the very end of their intergalactic civil war.
He explained that the war was over, he told her that she didn't have to fight anymore, she didn't take it well, she and her squad left, he hadn't seen her since.
"Eyeball?" he says timidly, as he drops his holo-shield, she pivots to see him and immediately falls on her ass. "Rose...Quartz!" she yells sloppily. "We meet again."
"Eyeball, are you okay?" he asked, she stunk, weirdly enough she smelled like his dad on a Friday... Or Pearl at 2 AM.
Eyeball saw him drop his shield and took this as an opening, she quickly pounces on him and he falls backward with a yelp.
"I'll get alllll the recognition I *hic* want," she says as she draws little circles on his chest, Steven blushes at the sensation, .she sits up and straddles him. "I just gotta poof ya, and bring your gem *hic* back," she says as she lazily wraps her hands around his throat in an attempt to kill him. Steven is sufficiently aroused at the hot but gentle heat that permeates the gem, he just hopes this doesn't wake up little Stev-
"Huh?" Eyeball gasps as she feels something part the cheeks of her backside.
Too late
"Is that a *hic* weapon, soldier?" she asks drunkenly.
he sputters for an answer, "No, I, uh-" he lets out a choked gasp as she grips his member loosely.
"Think you can *hic* stab me in the back, do you, Rose?" she says lazily as she turns her whole body to face the appendage. "I'll show you're not so mighty"
She tries to take proper hold of the 'weapon', only to find its too slippery.
"What kind of *hic* soldier keeps their sword wet, you've gotten sloppy, Rose."
As she slowly but sensually 'removes' the 'weapon', Steven's breath quickens, this is a new feeling, his toes curl as Eyeball goes to town on his dick, 'removing' it as quickly as she can, precum making the 'weapon' to slick
"Ngh, Eyeball" Steven cries. "I'm gonna-"
She quickens her 'removing' "NO *hic* MERCY." she says as Steven blows his load onto her face. The healing properties of his cum go to work quickly on her drunkenness, sobering her up in seconds
She blinks rapidly. "Wait? What the-" she looks down at her hands and looks back to her would be victim. "Oh no!" she yells
"I COULD GET COURT MARTIALED FOR THIS!"
I don't know when I'll be back, but I do know that I'm not abandoning these ships, I'll write when I can if I can. But please be patient with me.
PATTIUS, AWAAAYYY~
