Merry Thanksgiving hoes

Disclaimer: I don't own Durarara. All credit goes to Ryogho Narita, or as I like to call him, Satan.

Warning: Vulgarity and cringe

ALSO, VERY IMPORTANT

I have decided to move this story to the mature section, so next time I update (Saturday) it will be rated M

So have fun with that

Review my story dickwhips

Also sorry cause this chapter is like the shortest one so far


Before Shizuo and I could asses the situation any further another yet another tremendously loud sound interrupted us.

But it wasn't another wave of cell phone alerts, no, this time it was a voice that I'd never heard before, yet sounded oh so familiar at the same time.

"SCREW IT!" A single name came to my mind and I knew that it was her. I didn't know how I knew, but there was no doubt in my mind.

Celty.

"THAT'S RIGHT! I HAVE NO HEAD! I'M A MONSTER, I HAVE NO MOUTH TO SPEAK MY THOUGHTS OR EYES TO CONVEY MY EMOTIONS!" I looked around to find the angry dullahan and spotted her riding down a building, dragging her scythe through said building.

"BUT SO WHAT?! WHO GIVES A DAMN?! I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!" She landed on the pavement, and in mere moments a crowd of people had surrounded her, both frightened yet amazed.

"I am here, and I am real. If you say I have no eyes then watch my actions very closely."

"Listen to the cries of those around you of those who've angered this monster!"

She seemed distressed, upset, crushed, desperate; it dawned on me, the plan had failed. 'What went wrong?'

I gasped in shock and had to physically restrain Shizuo when someone hit Celty's helmet, knocking it onto the ground and revealing the headless body that lie underneath.

What happened next was sort of a blur, everything just seemed to merge together for me. People were running, names were shouted, photos were taken. Everything just seemed overwhelming and I prayed for it to end quickly.

Shizuo seemed to notice my discomfort and sudden-and inexplicable- confusion because he gently grabbed my hand pulled me to a more remote area where I could collect my thoughts.

"You alright?" He asked after a minute and I nodded. I hadn't had a panic attack, but I still couldn't explain why I suddenly felt so weak, so out of control, so terrified.

I knew it wasn't a panic attack though, because never in my life had I felt so alive and so excited, so thrilled, yet so scared-not when I felt as if the whole world was crashing down that is.

"Yeah. I'm much better now." I smiled up at him for the umpteenth time. My cyan eyes met his honey colored orbs and we locked eye contact. It seemed as if neither one of us wanted to look away, that if we were to do such a thing we would perish.

If you were to look up "love at first sight," you would find a bunch of shitty stories about love at first sight, and our relationship would fit in perfectly like the puzzle piece you desperately needed but couldn't find. But I didn't care if it was cliche and neither did he, we enjoyed each other's company and that's all that mattered.

The moment ended far too soon though when his face scrunched up in disgust. Not at me of course, I'd seen this look before. He only ever got this look on his face when the flea was around.

And I knew that no amount of restraint could ever hold back Shizuo from trying to rid the earth of a man he'd deemed absolutely worthless. I nodded and stepped aside, watching quietly as he plucked the street sign out of the ground similar to a girl picking daisies, and how he picked up the recycling bin like a boy who loved to collect rocks. I said nothing and only offered a look of encouragement as he played baseball with the two items and stormed off fuming when he saw that he had missed.

"IZZAAAYYYYAA!" Shizuo screamed, approaching the poor boy Eskimo had been pestering, a look of absolute terror plastered on the teens face. Izaya held a smirk as he ran off, Shizuo chasing after. I scowled, knowing why Izaya had stayed behind after the meeting was over.

It wasn't to chat with Mikado.

It wasn't to taunt the hopelessly lost Seiji and try and coax him out of his lovestruck state.

It wasn't to talk about Celty to Kadota.

He simply stayed behind to cockblock Shizuo. What a bitch.


-Uso has joined the chat-

Kanra: Hey

Uso: Hey

Kanra: How was your date~?

Uso: Pretty good actually, thanks for asking

Kanra: Did you hear about what happened with the headless rider yet?

Uso: No...what happened?

Kanra: Look it up, it's kinda hard to explain

Uso: Ok I'll be afk for a sec then

Uso: Alright, back

Kanra: Amazing huh?

Kanra: Who knew the headless rider was actually headless!

Uso: You sure seem excited Kanra...

Kanra: Whaattt? Don't you think that's cool?

Uso: I guess...

Kanra: Whatever, you're no fun~

Uso: Oh gotta go, someone's calling me!

-Uso has left the chat-


I quickly answered my phone and a smile brighter than the sun itself appeared on my face when I heard the voice on the other end.

"Yo Melody!" I didn't mind that he was practically yelling into the phone, it'd been literal years since I'd talked to my brother.

"Zach! How've you been dude?"

"Great! It's taken a lot of work but I finally founded my modeling company! We're doing great!"

"Really? That's awesome!" I replied, mirroring his enthusiasm.

"So how've you been sis?" He changed the subject, steering it to a more personal area. I wasn't complaining of course, we hadn't talked in forever and definitely needed to catch up.

"Well as you know I moved to Japan recently and it's going great." I spent more than an hour describing everything that had happened since I arrived and Zach eagerly ate it all up, seemingly as elated as I was.

"Well maybe I'll just have to come on down and see all of this for myself...Especially this Shizuo character you can't stop talking about...He better be pretty special to be dating my little sister!"

"We're not dating! At least...I don't think we are..." My face flushed red even though I knew my brother was just teasing me.

"Well do you want to date 'em?"

"I...kinda...yeah..." I admitted shyly after a moment, brushing a strand of hair behind my ear.

"Say Melody how about I come by next Friday? How does that sound?"

"Wait...you're serious?! You're really coming down to visit?!" I was in absolute disbelief.

"Yeah. But you never answered my question sis. Is next Friday good?"

"Yeah! That's great!" I didn't really know if next Friday was good or not, but I didn't care. I just wanted to see my brother so i answered the question without hesitation.

"Bye. See you then."

"Bye. Love you."

"Love you too." He hung up the phone, leaving me alone with only my excitement and my overly needy cats to keep me company.

'I'll get to see my brother soon.' The thought played over and over like a broken record in my mind. I was just so happy to see Zach after so long. It seemed like good fortune had befallen me ever since I had come to Ikebukuro.

And I desperately hoped it would stay that way.