To Hoyt:

Wow I thought you were smart, but nope you are a total retard lets start of with some stuff:

1. All matter is made of atoms, space is matter, therefore it is made of atoms. Naruto picked up a line of atoms. I didn't say anything about air.

2. You said that to make a mushroom cloud you need enough power and that power is enough to destroy most of Konoha. You do know there are a lot of things that make mushroom cloud. Cars explosions, when you slap your hand in water it does it, even those little mushroom things that if you touch it shoots out its pores, infact I just saw commercial were this guy exploded a missle and he wasn't half a Konoha away from the car. so you mean everytime these things happen most of my town blow up. That has to be the biggest pile of bullshit I ever heard in my life

3. I used fabric of space because of the Super strings theory you know the theory I have been using this whole time a theory thought by Albert Eienstien.

4. Even if you could prove this wrong i'm still going to use it anyway

So you can shove some fat chick and your review up your ass.

Thank you and review soon

Yes Naruto is the son of the 4th


In the Judges area

"Looks we found ourselves a canidate" said judge #1

"I mean look all of them, even the feudal lords of other countries think he should become a chuunin" said Judge #2

"Yeah except one" said Judge #3

"Who" said the other 2 judges

"The one who's going to bust through that door"

Just as he said the woman and girl with the Sun headbands bust in the room"DON'T YOU DARE GIVE THAT DEMON A PROMOTION" screamed the woman

"Yeah what mom said!" screamed the girl

" Sorry honorable wife and daughter of the fourth, but the feudal lords agreed, we agreed, even kages nodded their heads in agreement. The only people who didn't agree is most of the villagers and you two" said judge #2

"That demon would be the death of this village" screamed the girl

" Why do you call him a demon, even though when the match started he was easily able to kill the Hyuuga and allowed to but didn't" said #3

"He could be acting" yelled the woman

"If he was that good to be able to fool 1 kage, 193 Jounins, 212 Chuunin, & 56 Anbu then he needs to be promoted to jounin" said #1

The woman and child stomped out the room knowing it was a lost cause "what a bitch" said #2


Somewhere in the arena

Sasuke was seething in anger."Don't worry Sasuke your still stronger than him" said Kakashi

"Yeah, thats right I am an Uchiha an elite he should bow down to me. Any secrets he have I will uncover it with the the Sharingan"

Then Kakashi had a sinister grin"Sasuke how about you skip your match" Sasuke started to release killing intent but Kakashi was unfazed" That way you will be able to copy more things from Naruto, and stay fresh for the invasion for when you fight Gaara, since Naruto doesn't have speed he can't possibly beat Gaara" Sasuke put on the same grin and nodded


Was walking back to the waiting room to see some of the other ninja. Then he noticed Gaara started to realease a massive amount of killing intent causing everyone in the room ."Mother wants your blood" said Gaara with a blood crazed grin

"Your mother can suck my balls" said Naruto in a bored tone as he sat in a chair against the wall.

Gaara then sent his sand to crush Naruto where he sat. When he dismissed the sand Naruto was gone. Then the thick blade of Moon's Chaos was at his neck. Everyone could have sworn the rooms temperature dropped. " My, my Gaara mean are we to just destroy my chair what did it do to you oh well don't let it happen again." said Naruto as he slit the neck only for it to turn to sand.

"I will kill you" said Gaara realeasing more bloodlust as he walked out of the corner

"We can fight later I just want some rest."

"Fine it will help me enjoy spilling your blood even more"


"Uchiha Sasuke and Sabaku no Gaara please come to the arena" yelled the announcer

It was the match everybody in the audience been waiting for. Almost Everybody was on the edge of their seats in anticipation.

Gaara then Shuunshined(sp? no, seriously help me out) to the center of the arena."Uchiha Sasuke, please come to the arena" yelled the announcer

That's when a peice paper fell drifted toward he quickly grabbed and inspected it for a few seconds. He took a few seconds and read the paper."Sasuke has just pussied out everybody, that's right big bad avenger is now Big Wet Sloppy Pussy" yelled the announcer

"You know what thats making me feel like an asshole Uzumaki Naruto you will now fight Gaara"

"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME" Naruto screamed before he began walking on to the field.

"Are you serious? Naruto asked the announcer

"Yes"

"Man, why you gonna god-damn make me go god-damn fight in this god-damn arena god-damn again god dammitt"(1) Naruto mumbled out loud for everyone to hear

"Cause I am the announcer guy and what I say goes"

"Man, this some old bull shit"


Reasons:

1. don't worry about the under lines it would just be easier to read

The new name for the gun will be "shinku getsuei-boruto" or crimson moon-bolt name thought up by Shrapnelman

The gun will be about as big as a sawn-off shot gun on the bottom of the barrel is a razor sharp saw that slightly extends so you can fight in close range when needed. The color of the gun will be a blood red while the handle is black and will be about the size of a normal 9mm pistol that if you press a button it will become horizontol with the barrel so you can handle it like a knife.

RnR or I will piss on your cat motherfucker