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Fanfiction and Characters with * by: Emerald Sonata


DnD Diaries:
~PIPPY AND QUARTER~

-d7-
"Diplomacy - Fail"


"I'm very, very, very sorry. I won't tell anyone I'm your father."

"Please drop dead."

After we 'safely' made it through the city gates, I just took Quarter around an alley and just kicked the sh*t out of him. I kept beating him until all the embarrassment inside my Halfling body was gone. Still, even though I'm panting like a dog under the summer heat – I felt it wasn't enough.

That Wizard to told a lie with a straight faced smile ended up prostrating before me for forgiveness.

"I promise I won't do it again."

"Make sure you don't. Or next time, I'll use my club."

"Yes, my queen."