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Fanfiction and Characters with * by: Emerald Sonata
DnD Diaries:
~PIPPY AND QUARTER~
-d7-
"Diplomacy - Fail"
"I'm very, very, very sorry. I won't tell anyone I'm your father."
"Please drop dead."
After we 'safely' made it through the city gates, I just took Quarter around an alley and just kicked the sh*t out of him. I kept beating him until all the embarrassment inside my Halfling body was gone. Still, even though I'm panting like a dog under the summer heat – I felt it wasn't enough.
That Wizard to told a lie with a straight faced smile ended up prostrating before me for forgiveness.
"I promise I won't do it again."
"Make sure you don't. Or next time, I'll use my club."
"Yes, my queen."
