Hogwarts Rejection Letters
Original 2 (Until I think of a better title)
Dear Professor McGonagall
I am afraid I will NOT be attending Hogwarts in September as I know enough about magic and your world to know to stay far away from it.
It was on my eight birthday that I was first introduced to magic and your world by a vampire by the name of Claire. She was appalled at the conditions my relatives kept me in and the way they treated me. Apparently it's unusual for kids to sleep in the cupboard under the stairs or be able to cook a three course meal for their relatives and barely be able to reach the stove. Claire took me far away from the Dursleys and Britain and together the two of us travelled the globe, learning magic and having fun. I've seen some amazing things and met some amazing people such as the Flamels. Uncle Nick and Aunt Penny would like to know what Headmaster Dumbledore really intends to do with the stone they gave him by the way.
Currently I am in Japan learning magic at the Rising Sun Academy for Magic who start their courses at any age from eight onwards and an education here only takes five years since after first year they allow students to pick electives and drop courses they have no talent in. I just recently started at age eleven, but that isn't uncommon when children from Europe attend here. Personally I don't see why I needed to come, but Claire is friends with the Headmistress (a dark Elf by the name of Aegis Nightfall) and decided I needed to interact with people my own age. Oh well, at least its peaceful and safe, unlike Hogwarts apparently.
Did you know for example that despite your government's ridiculous claims Hogwarts doesn't even rank in the top fifty magical schools worldwide? Or that Hogwarts barely meets ICW regulations? Whilst on that subject, did you know that your government is in violation of ICW law at least a thousand times as many of your laws for supposed dark creatures are illegal? Believe it or not as a member of ICW Britain is subject to their laws and is magic bound to meet ICW requirements, Fudge and Dumbledore have done a good job of hiding the truth from them, but now they are aware and will be taking action. If my memory serves that means quite a few members of your government will be loosing their magic, what a shame. Not to mention, Her Majesty isn't too pleased with you wizards and witches either.
Just to compare, The Rising Sun Academy for Magic ranks in the ICW's top ten for magical school worldwide.
Anyway the point is I'm safe, happy and learning magic at standards much higher than your own. I have a fun, caring if not slightly overprotective guardian in my big sister Claire and most importantly I am being given the life that was almost stolen from me by your Headmaster's foolish delusions of grandeur.
Yours Sincerely
Harry James Klaus Potter-Bloodmoon
P.S. I do not believe in prophecies so if the Dark Lord who murdered my parents happens to somehow return, he is NOT my responsibility. I refuse to have to clean up your mess for you just because you people are too scared to face him yourselves. You made him, you deal with him.
