Don't Own Rwby Or The Gamer Ability, Only The Oc

'thought'

"Speech"

"Tvs, Radios, and Text via book or newspaper... when those are around..."

Gamer Ability Notifications

Fuck it! I am a lying piece of shizzle! Have this on Saturday because I am bored.

[Neptep The Destroyer Internal Voice]

(Mid Chapter Authors Notes)


The entire crate June and I are sitting in rocks, causing June to partially cover her mouth.

"This is horrible..." She mutters. "I can't see anything..."

I blink at her.

"Well, except for your eyes... and that is creepy as shit in its own right." She corrects in a low tone.

I quietly scoff at her.

"I wonder if your eyes give off enough light to read..." She wonders out loud.

"Trust me when I say you really don't want to read in this situation?" I whisper to her.

"Why?" She answers, matching my quiet tone.

"1: you will get motion sick as fuck... and 2: it would strain your eyes." I explain, leaning back against the edge of the box.

"You know... I kind of want to go out and steal some stuff..." I quietly note as I tap my chin.

"Sean... keep your kleptomania in check..." June mutters.

"Kleptomania eh?" I mutter. "Do you have a word-a-day calendar or some shit?"

She shrugs, knowing that I could clearly see it.

She sighs. "You know, at times like this I wish that I was a half vampire too."

"I mean... I don't think I have a way to turn you into a half vampire, but if we find a full vampire, I could maybe convince them to make you a full vampire... of course you wouldn't be able to walk out in the sun until you became a vampire lord or I managed to make you a magic item... but still, vampire blood.

She pouts slightly, looking down at the floor. "Damn... this is super boring..."

"Yeah..." I sigh. "we have only been gone for like an hour but I am already bored out of my mind... and to think we have like 2 to 5 more days of this shit..."

"Personally, I am just thinking about sleeping most of the time~" I continue, laying down slightly.

"All you ever do is sleep." June grumbles.

I shrug, not that she could see it. "I am gaining what I like to call a 'Zoro complex' with the whole sleeping a lot, getting into fights thing... if only I were an alcoholic, then it would be perfect."

"Wh-"

"Don't question it..." I cut her off.

"alright..." She mumbles after a few seconds.

"Wake me up if something interesting happens." I yawn, closing my eyes and putting us both back in darkness.

"Maybe you are right on the catching a few Z's thing." June yawns, laying down on her side of the small crate. "The boat rocking is kind of sickening... but pretty soothing at the same time..."


The entire boat fucking shakes as a single explosion is heard outside.

My eyes snap open as I sit up.

"What happening?!" June exclaims.

"We are about to find out..." I mutter, drawing my katana and jabbing it through the side of our box.

I pull it out and look through the brand-new eye hole out into the ocean.

Out in the sea, a black form surfaces before diving back down under the waves.

Lurker Level 8

450/450 Hp
0/0 Mp

Str 11
Dex 30
Vit 10
Int 1
Wis 1
Luc 1

"What is it?" June whispers while kneeling beside me.

"Grimm..." I mumble.

One of the black shapes leap out of the ocean, they look like a shark, they are roughly 6 feet long, their bodies are black as night, and the mask covering its eyes extends into a long-bladed nose that is just above a mouth FULL of sharp teeth.

I raise my hand slightly and clench it into a fist, a long tendril of water shooting out of the ocean and wrapping around the grimm, snatching it out of the air and causing it to shriek in pain as the life is crushed out of its body, the large whip of water dropping the lifeless and slowly disintegrating body back into the sea as it loses form and splashes back into the rest of the water.

I let out a long breath. "That is tiring..."

"Scooch..." June mumbles as she nudges me out of the way, looking out through the small hole I made.

The entire boat rocks for about 10 seconds... then everything calms down.

"…" I watch with a slightly miffed expression as June casually moves away from the hole and sits down.

"You just killed them all... didn't you..." I grumble.

"Mhm." June nods as she lays back down.

"You can never let me have any fun, can you?" I mumble.

"Nnnnnnnope." She draws out.

"Tch..." I grumble. "Fuck you June."

[It'd be hot if you did.]

'shut it'

"Meh... you'll get over it... you are also mostly out of mana so I don't think you could have done that again..." She states, closing her eyes. "Wake me up when we get there... I assume you are going to spend the remaining time training, right?"

"Yeah..." I sigh leaning back against the side of the crate, condensing the water in the air into a small orb of water that I float between my hands. "I'll wake you up."


I glare at the roof of the crate.

'2 days...'

'2 fucking days...'

[You are going insane eh?]

'a little...'

[At least you got your water affinity up to 75... to be honest though, that was the only thing you could do...]

I hear the boat thump into something.

"Alright, let's get this cargo unloaded..." I hear a voice announce outside.

"Looks like we are here..." June mumbles as she sits up.

We wait for the box to get moved off the boat and placed in what I can assume is a warehouse.

I draw my sword and cut a large hole in the side of the box, kicking the wooden circle out into the warehouse floor.

"we are aliiiive" I groan as I get out of the box and stretch.

June crawls out of the box and faceplants.

"MY LEGS ARE ASLEEP!" Her muffled shout reaches my ears.

"Let's go!" I exclaim, lifting her up to her feet. "We must go claim a house somewhere in the city!"

"Whattheshit- ALREADY!?" She asks.

"What?" I ask turning back to look at her. "You really want to sleep out on the street?"

She blinks.

"ONWARDS! TO CLAIM A HOUSE SOMEWHERE IN THE CITY!" She exclaims, dramatically pointing towards the door of the warehouse.


"You know... Vale is pretty nice..." I note as we walk past a couple buildings in the dead of night.

"Yeah." June nods. "It is slightly less cold than Erast..."

"Hm, Yea-"

My vampire hearing catches voices echoing off the walls of the alleyways.

"Hey girlie! Give us your money..." I hear a thump and a wheeze as I leap onto the roof of a close building "Then maybe we will see about lettin' you go after we have a bit of fun- what the hell?!"

I land in between the two people, the large man is lifting a small girl up by her throat and holding her against the wall without much issue, a large serrated knife in his hand.

I grab this man's forearm, squeezing it until I hear a meaty pop as the bone shatters, his hand going limp as he releases the girl, her small form falling to the ground as she sputters and coughs slightly.

A second man raises a gun and points it at me, time seemingly going in slow motion as his finger moves towards the trigger.

"One sword style..."

I disappear and reappear behind him, my sword nearly completely re-sheathed.

"Lion Song..."

*Ctch*

The sound of my sword clanking into the sheath echoes through the alleyway before the sound of shrieking metal reaches our eardrums, along with a man's screams of pain.

My sword cleaved through most of the gun, stopping about half way through the grip, a small amount of skin at the tip of the man's index finger being slashed off, a huge cut in his middle finger, and a large gash that goes through the space in between his thumb and index finger.

Drawing Technique: Lion Song: (Mp Cost: 970)
Allows the wielder to cut through most armor and slice through steel like butter, dealing normal sword damage.

I turn to the last person who is swinging a barbed aluminum baseball bat at me, I easily duck out of the way while cleaving it in half, twisting my sword into a reverse grip and slamming the pommel into is stomach.

A man with orange hair pauses his step into the alley, I can assume that he was going to put an end to whatever was going on here, he picks his cane up off the ground, the end still pointing at the asphalt as he grips it just below the curve, tipping his bowler hat to me as he probably saw the condensed aura of murder death coating body... before walking out of the alleyway and breaking into a sprint as he turns the corner.

I sheath my sword before taking a glance around the alley at the many people collapsed on the floor, the first man, clutching his arm close to his body and rolling around on the floor in agony, the second, clutching his wrist and also rolling around on the floor in agony, while also bleeding over the ground, the last slowly getting to his feet while clutching his stomach.

I raise my eyebrow at him as he picks up the knife his friend dropped and points it at me.

I am already in his guard, my sword already drawn as I cut a small scratch in his cheek.

using the momentum of the swing I land a punch in the dead center of his face, shattering his nose and sending him sprawling back against the floor.

I sheath my sword and pause for a second, making sure the generic thug isn't getting up, then I look over to the girl I saved, noticing a few... alarming... details.

The first... is that she is looking at me with awe, excitement, happiness and... another emotion that I can't really get a good read on...

That wouldn't be alarming... if her eyes weren't FUCKING PINK AND BROWN!

That might not be so bad... if it wasn't for the fact that her hair is the exact same colors, with a bit of white added in here and there.

Neopolitan Level 25

2600/2600 Hp
0/0Ap
2550/2550 Mp

20 Str
100 Dex
20 Vit
15 Int
10 Wis
10 Luc

'm-magic?!'

[AHAHAHAHAH! WAIFU AQUIRED!]


(Pov: June)

I watch Sean disappear over the top of the building with a blank expression on my face.

"That little shit..." I sigh in a dull, emotionless tone.

I run around the corner of the building to the sound of fighting and... screaming?

I reach the apex of the screaming, running as fast as I could to keep up with Sean.

I hunch over, breathing heavily. "Wha-" *Huff* "What the shit" *Huff* "Sean."

I look up to see a girl with a hand beside Sean's head, the lovable shota backed into the brick wall, the fucking VIBRANTLY colored girl's face close to his own, so close that their noses are almost touching... Sean looking SUPER flustered... which is actually really fucking adorable now that I think about it...

"What the fuck is going on?!" I ask in a VERY confused tone, people on the ground trying to crawl away from the scene.


(Pov: Sean... about a minute prior)

I slowly blink at the ice-cream based thief-murderer-killer as she slowly stands and-

'holy shit! Was that fucking roman torchwick?!'

[you just cheated him out of a good sidekick buddy!]

She slowly walks towards me with a VERY unsettling smile.

She is wearing normal jeans, a couple holes in the knees exposing her pale skin, and a black shirt with a skull on it... the only way she could get any MORE goth is if she was wearing dark eyeliner, the shirt was a hoodie, and she had on one of those spiked dog collars.

[You would like to put a collar on her, hmmm?]

"Uhhhh-"

I slowly walk backwards, my back eventually coming into contact with a brick wall.

Her hand slams beside my head as she gets really close to my face.

"P-Personal space?!" I frantically whisper.

"Oh... You'll do nicely..." She smirks.

"W-what?" I quietly ask, 50% being 'what the fuck did you just say to me?' and the other being 'what the fuck?! did you just talk?!'.

"What the fuck is going on?!" A new voice interjects.

We both turn our head to the side to see June standing there with a hand propped on her hip.

"If you were going to find a girlfriend, you should have just told me... I would have given you a bit more alone time..." June teases.

I slide out between the ice-cream-demon and the wall walking over to June. "Nah, I just heard some... shady... things going on here." I motion to the last unconscious man, his friends just flat out leaving him here and running away as my personal space was being invaded. "So, I decided to step in."

"Well, time to go!" I exclaim as I grab June's hand and turn to run out of the alleyway.

"Or you could stay with me." A cheerful voice causes my sprint to falter as a hand gently grips my shoulder. "It's the least I could do after you saved me~"

I slowly turn my head back to see June grinning in the most trollish way possible.

"That sounds like a pretty good idea." June nods, the smirk never leaving her face.

I mouth the word 'why' to her.

'I-is this payback for the box thing?!'

I sigh and lower my head, slumping slightly and looking down at my feet. "Fine... I guess we can stay there."

"Yes!" Neo jumps with excitement, thrusting her arms into the air... and frankly... it is fucking ADORABLE.

'why can she speak?!'

[Canon hasn't gotten to this yet, but in her backstory... for this universe at least because canon can go fuck itself... is that she lost her voice during a dust robbery with Roman... like a small dust explosion happened and she breathed in some dust... and that kind of fucked up her vocal cords... though... now other things might fuck up her throat... like your shota di-]

I close the window she was sitting in, cutting off her sentence abruptly.

"Come on... let's go then..." I sigh. "I need a fucking shower..."

"You need... a shower?" The new bane of my existence asks with wide eyes, seemingly staring off into her own world of imagination.

A small trail of blood comes out of her left nostril.

"o-OH" she exclaims while clutching her nose. "S-shit... it happened again."

"this is so embarrassing..." She mutters while wiping the blood off her face with a tissue she fishes from her jean pocket.

I stare at June with half-lidded eyes and she shrugs, a smug smile still plastered over her face.

"U-uh follow me!" Neo exclaims, grabbing our wrist and leading us out of the alleyway.

"So, uh, my name is Sean, what's yours?" I ask as we are being dragged along.

"Neopolitan..." She answers "but you both can call me Neo."

"My name is June." June nods, following my example.


Neo lead us back to her apartment and it looks... strangely nice... if I am going to be honest.

I called dibs on the first shower, much to June's distain... but hey... she caused this entire mess to begin with! So, she can go fuck right off!

I turn off the shower, wrapping a towel around my midsection.

[Damn son... for your height and age you have a fairly large-]

I close her window again.

'for fucks sake... I forgot about her... DAMNIT... I need to invest in some swimming trunks...'

I dry myself off, equipping my clothes before walking out of the shower and into the living room.

I sit down on the couch and let out a long sigh, leaning back and closing my eyes. "Shower is yours June..." I call to the girl sitting in a nearby chair, watching tv.

"Cool." She says before getting up, picking up a folded towel and some clothes off the coffee table as she walks past.

Neo walks out of the kitchen and sits beside me, taking a quick glance at me every now and then.

I turn to look at her after the 5th or so glance. "You need something?" I ask in a bored tone.

"u-Uh just a f-few questions." She stutters as she looks away. "First... d-do you know what you are?"

"Dhampir" I answer almost immediately.

"YES!" She exclaims as she leaps to her feet... pausing for a second as she notices me looking at her. "U-Uh... *Cough* uh... Question 2: Will you... uh... bemyboyfriend?"

"IIIIII... don't really know you well enough to answer that." I frown. "So, I am going to stick with a 'not right now'."

"Was that seriously the only reason you invited us both to stay here?" I continue. "Because you had a crush?"

She pouts and looks away. "you said 'not right now'… so that means you would say yes it if you knew me better... soooo..."

She turns back to me and stares into her eyes... red meeting red.

"Whattheshit-"

"Let's repopulate the vampire race together!" She exclaims, dragging me into a hug.

'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- this actually isn't that bad... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-'

[we get it... also you are being a bit of a tsundere right now...]

She shoves me off balance and we both flop to the side.

"…"

"…"

"Can you let me go?"

"No"

"Please?"

"No"

"Please?"

"N-No"

"Please?"

"Can I seriously not cuddle you for more than 10 seconds? You are super adorable..."

I sigh and move onto something that stuck out in her first sentence.

"So, you are a vampire, right?" I ask, still slightly annoyed by Neo pressing her body weight onto me and pinning me down... just so she could cuddle me.

"Nah, I'm half... like you..." She grins. "That means our children will have a 50% to be Dhampir, 25% to be human, and 25% to be an ACTUAL vampire!"

"Please stop talking about children... I don't even know what your favorite color is!" I grumble.

"It's red." She grins. "Like the color your face is slowly turning."

"…" I look away from her, not saying anything.


Meanwhile... in the mind of Neo...

'cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute IMMA FUCK IT-'


(Pov: Sean)

Neo's cheeks are slowly reddening as she stares off into space... still hugging me tightly...

I sigh again, accepting my fate as I turn to look towards the tv.


My eyes crack open as sunlight floods in from the window behind me, sending its rays cascading across the floor.

"mmmh?" I wince at the light, attempting to bring my hand up to wipe the sleep from my eyes...

Attempting being the key word here...

I look down to see Neo clinging to me in her sleep, our legs tangled together... clearly, if I want to get up, she will have to wake up... and let me.

I sigh as she nuzzles closer to me, pressing her forehead into my cheek.

'she's kind of cute...'

[HMMMMMMMMMMMM?!]

[What's This?! Sean is getting a smol cruuush?!]

'SHIT! Nononono... NO! I am NOT.'

[HMMMMMMMM]

'wh-'

[HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM]

'please stop.'

[Ask her out.]

'what?'

[Ask. Her. Out.]

'I don't know her...'

[it would be fiiine~]

'…'

[fine... ask her out at the end of the month or I swear to the two assholes that control this world I will sell your virginity to her for a fucking quarter.]

'where would she even get a-'

[SHUSH! I am just trying to get this ship a-rollin' before chapter 35!]

'e-eh?'

[Nothing~]

'…'

"Mmm" Neo mumbles in her sleep, snuggling up closer to me.

I sharply inhale and close my eyes.

'fuck it-'

[Please do.]

'I'm going back to sleep!' I mentally continue, not missing a beat as Neptune cuts me off.

Neo shifts and yawns cutely.

"Goodmorning" she quietly announces while sitting up and wiping her eyes, untangling herself and standing up, stretching as she does so.

'howthefuck-'

"How did you manage to get untangled that easily?" I mutter in utter confusion.

"I'm pretty..." She pauses mid-stretch, her arms above her head with her fingers interlocked and looks over to me with one eye closed in a wink as she turns her whole body at the waist. "Flexible~"

I give her a half-lidded-glare while I sit up.

She smirks at me before turning back and lowering her arms, slowly walking into the kitchen to get something to eat. "Want something?"

I sigh and get to my feet. "Nah, I'm probably going to go out and mess with a few gangs~"

"It wouldn't have anything to do with last night, would it?" Neo asks in a suggestive tone. "Someone tried to harm your girlfriend and now you want to go out and destroy them?"

"You aren't my girlfriend." I say with a frown.

She pokes her head out of the kitchen and mock-clutches her heart. "S-Sean! You wound me so! I-I mean we even slept together!"

"What happened to the shy girl that stutters at the start of nearly every sentence?" I ask as I enter the kitchen as well.

"Oh, I just got used to you..." She shrugs. "I realized you were a normal person and not some demonic death god that would rip my internal organs out if I made you mad."

"Nooooow~" she continues in a sing-songy tone. "I'm going to repeat a question I asked last night... Will you be my boyfriend?"

"Why are you so insistent on that?" I ask, an impassive expression on my face.

"Because you are cute..." She states in a tone that makes her answer seem like it is the most obvious thing in the world.

"You would make a good couple..." A new voice interjects.

My head snaps to June sitting at the kitchen table eating a bowl of cereal.

"Jesus!" I exclaim. "I didn't see you there..."

She gives me a small peace sign with her hand as she takes another spoonful of cereal.

"Welp" I sigh. "I'm goin' out to go beat up some gangsters... don't wait up!"

"Have fun hubby~" Neo calls after me, causing my eye to involuntarily twitch.

"…" I wordlessly walk out of the door.


AND THE OTP HAS BEEN FOUND!

So many... guest reviews...

Guest Reviews:

This Boi: "Wait Neyuuuu? nnnNNNNNNEEEEEOOOOOOOO! IS THIS WHY MY ACCOUNT IS LOCKED!? but anyways "Must Protecc" ? Nani Kore? Sean how do you even deal with this? wouldn't anyone go crazy through space time fuckery and other batshit stuff? or the collar that NEO OWNS THAT HAS YOUR F*** NAME ON IT?
Also nice RWBY reference in the Omake, almost missed it."

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She just changed the password, logged out, and made herself one... and YEP

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Guest13: "will you be bringing the jaeger? Or some other type of robo for Sean to play with?"

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Nah no mr. roboto death machine.

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Cf96: "(Shivers) that shota title is as powerful as it's terrifying"

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Never get on a shota's bad side... rabid fangirls will do anything to get them noticed by their all-powerful 'shota sempai'

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Guest 001: "Hey im ghe guy who gave the big review just wanna say thanks for acknowledging it a lot of authors don't
That said here are a few more points
-what the point of the maiden i get she moves the plot along but she is too weak i honestly can't remember her name two mins after finishing chapter 6
-kids shouldn't be as terrifying make your bad effect not work against confident adults
- in game shop rather than getting items for free make him earn it
- just a question why does he have such a good crit chance is it a perk?
-injuries should be more permanent an agile character getting shot in the leg would make a fight more interesting
-i think your conflicts need to be multi chapter to have a better effect lets take the getting money example for food
You went out into the woods and got your money...that's it no challenge no struggle no trouble finding grimm no getting overwhelmed should grimm even drop money? Sure major grimm but small things meh its too convenient you want challenges people get bored of op fics because there isnt any real conflict make his decisions impactful
Thats all i have to say for now thanks man see you in the next one.."

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*Deep breath* … here we go again...

1: She is going to be on Sean's team eventually so she is going to be fairly important to the story, I get that you didn't read the old fic (Because clearly it was shit) she will just be an adventuring buddy that travels around with Sean for the foreseeable future.

2: you want to tell me that you WOULDN'T be unsettled by a child with blood red eyes, slit pupils, shows ZERO fear towards you and your friends who currently have weapons, and has a slight aura of malice surrounding him in most fights...

3: don't worry, he will

4: It is a table I created on 'wheel decide'… he can get REALLY GOOD luck (when I have it) or not get a crit 10 time in a row.

5: Gamer's Body... plus vampiric regeneration... equals a near immortal creature of death and destruction.

6: eh... ill think on it.

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Anonymous: "OH, YOU LITTLE B***! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND DO THAT?!

Meh... I give 'em 12 hours. A second longer than that'll take a miracle.
(Which might actually happen, courtesy of Protagonist Syndrome. That's trademarked and copyrighted, by the way.)

Where mah boi Craig at? WHERE YOU AT, CRAIG?!
(That ain't Steven!)
That ain't Stev-
*Cue hype screaming*

Creep shield reminded me of the Ore Club. Demonic eyes stuck on weapons are real creepy."

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Dowhat?

Protagonist Syndrome is a thing

Sean didn't get the correct item to summon him this time~ he has a chance to... if he ever re-summons the creep dragon.

Tbh true.

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Guest 002: ""BGM: Dark Ambience - Horror Background Music 10 Hours"

...10 hours, I'm hoping I'm looking into this wrong, but if I'm not then rip Qrow."

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Qrow is in for 10 hours of pain and death.

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Guest 003: "Chapter 6 funny moments... again

Sean * looks up to see a crow on the abandoned street light post and as Well with there being a man on the said street with this man being extremely familiar* - nooooooope!
*turns around only to bump into said man*

Qrow - kid you're gonna have to come with me

Sean - *thinks for a moment then gets a devilish smile and screams* GET AWAY FROM ME YOU DRUNKEN PEDOFILE!

Qrow - I'm not a ped... * looks to see several angry girls looking at him strangely out of no where*

Girls - HOW DARE YOU TRY AND KIDNAP THAT CUTE SHOTA! GET GIM GIRLS! *all start to run at him*

Sean - *takes the opportunity to quickly snatch his bottle of alcohol and kick him in the balls real hard and runs while the girls dog pike on him also saying* f*** the police. ( got this line from helsing abridged and yes you will see more later)

Nep - you know he had aura right that won't really hurt...

Sean - it's the thought that counts nep... * finally reaches his house*

why you gotta cut off my chapter 5 funny moments... well whatever I'll still write them at least you might use it but in return for using it you must do a helsing abridged reference every so often now that isn't so hard is it? Also ! %#es love cannons!"

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Guyman v2: "well I didn't say he would kill random people just kill the bad guys and stuff and olso I reared the first chapters of the fanfiction you cancelled and...jesus Christ they are bad and olso the fanfiction you made with only two chapters are you going to continue the story"

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You can't just go from 'normal' dude to straight up murder kill every enemy everywhere... though he might make a couple exceptions.

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Lewd Guest: "You said yes to the fan art but no to harems. I noticed that you didn't say no to the smut. ;}"

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Guest 004 "I see what you did there, combining Craig and Carl into one boss. The captain that got hit with his Aura down should have taken the damage to his HP, but you showed it as AP damage. *Talks about skyrim for 100 or so words*"

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1: it was Steve... not carl...

2: Aura protects people even if it isn't active, they activate it (costing some Ap... or Mp in Sean's case) to increase their stats and give them some extra health regeneration.

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Rex: "I feel that the last part of the omake was a reference to when they realize that Blake is a cat faunes."

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Yep!

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6011: "Sean's got his own army. THE SHOTA ARMY"

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Yep!

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Zedukel: "Literally the first thing i thought of when i read Neyuuuu was "Neo"."

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You'd be right~


Omake Below


Omake:

SeasonsGreetings:
"Hiya! Just popping in to post an image that people might like to see. HERE."

Illuminite:
"Wh- how the hell did you get this picture? It looks like you broke into a house to get that..."

Neyuuuu:
"WHATTHESHIT?! HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE?!"

GothNSloth:
It seems like death shota got a girlfriend~ though to be completely honest... I am kind of wondering who this new multicolored girl is... though them cuddling is SUPER cute!

Neyuuuu:
"J-June is that you?!"

SeasonsGreetings:
"Nooooooooo what would I have to gain from taking a picture of you two sleeping and uploading it to the internet?

Other than unlimited karma from the Fanfic writers and Doujinshi drawers across the internet that is..."

Azuul:
"Woah woah woah WOAH... hold up a second... THAT is Neyuuuu?! Wow... she wasn't lying when she said she was basically a Loli... she is what, like only 2 or 3 inches taller than our lovable shota."

Immortal-Shota-Is-A-National-Treasure:
"IF YOU DARE LEWD HIM, I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOUR EXISTANCE!"

Illuminite:
"Wait a minute... SeasonsGreetings and Neyuuuu Clearly know who the doom shota is... so they can answer questions we have on him!"

SeasonsGreetings:
"Nah, I'm good... there are totally people in the Atlesian military chilling out in here looking for a weakness to exploit... aaaand I have about a minute till Neyuuuu finds me and deletes my posts so I won't be able to give any carefully worded answers...

Illuminite:
"Damn! So close to figuring it out..."

SeasonsGreetings:
"¯\_()_/¯"

SeasonsGreetings:
"AH SHIT! SHE FOUND ME!"

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I fear for June's life... not really though because Neo is trying to get into Sean's pants... and stabbifying June would make him maybe not like her so much~ but she will viciously 'attack her' by leaping at her as she screeches: "GIMMIE THE SCROLL!" … kind of like an angry cat...