Disclaimer: See part 1
A/N: Parody of "Reindeer are Better than People." What if Elsa stayed on the mountain so long that she became lonely and had only Olaf to talk to? What if she was still deeply hurt by her isolation in the castle of Arendelle? Also, let's pretend that Olaf understands the concept of melting.
Snowmen are Better Than People
[Elsa:]
Snowmen are better than people
Yes, some can be so evil
Olaf, don't you think that's true?
Yeah, people will hide you
Conceal you and limit you
Every one of them's bad, but not you
[Olaf:]
Oh, thanks Elsa
But people don't melt like snowmen
Hey, don't you think that I'm right?
[Elsa:]
That's once again true,
But I'll make a cloud for you
You won't melt, and you'll be alright
Elsa creates an eternal winter cloud for Olaf, then ascends the steps of her ice castle to go to sleep, and Olaf waves to her.
[Olaf:]
Good night
Don't let the frostbite bite
