A/N. This chapter and the next one is a special request from Shiary, please enjoy!
To Thrill-Pair-All-The-Way: Glad I got you to laugh enough to have tears coming out of your eyes. My mission is completed then! Haha! Anyway enjoy this chapter and thanks for the review!
To TheBlackSeaReaper: I'm glad you found that funny! Thanks for the review and hope you enjoy this chapter. and yes, it is indeed poor Boshi, though I would pity the other pirates, cause that is not gonna be the last time that happens *ZZZZK!* (Random pirate in the background: AAAHHHH!)...Um...Yeah, like I said, not gonna be the last time. Anyway thanks again! Now if you'll excuse me I have to go and fix Boshi before Luffy fries another pirate, I need them for other hilarious situations in my stories, and I can't use them if they're already crispy.
To Umbra8191: Glad you liked it, and hope you enjoy this one too.
To Naomi-nami16: You forgot rule number 5: Luffy always gets what she wants, even if you don't want it at first. And yes they were indeed stupid pirates. And appearently rule number 6: Don't yell at Luffy too much, she doesn't like it...Thanks for the review and hope you enjoy the story.
To IndigoButterfly: Ah, I see you got hit with a bad case of Procrastinatitus, hope you finished that homework of yours. Anway thanks for the reivew, and glad you enjoyed it. That will be brought up eventually. And yes...You should respect the typing-ninja. (Random pirate: AHHHH!) (Me *Looks up*) Now if you'll excuse me, the great Typing-Ninja needs to go calm down Luffy, that's the hundreth time she's chucked one of my nameless, and admittedly useless pirates out the window.
To LazyFoxLover: Thank you! Well you know that they say, Hell Hath No Wrath Like A Woman Scorned, of course they got nothing on a vengeful female Luffy.
To Shiary: Thanks and glad you liked it, please enjoy!
To nekozr: Glady you liked all of them and thanks. Hope you enjoy this chapter as well.
To Kitsumi-Sama: Thanks, and yes they should have, but then again they are stupid pirates with no names. Hehehehehe...Now if only they'd learn.
To Vampire Revan: Thanks, and yes an angry Luffy is scary, no should mess with Boshi, but they still do.
To luis014: Welcome! And thanks for the review...AND HOW COULD YOU! I would never! There is no way in heck I would ever save Sabo just to kill him later...And Ace, oh you just stabbed me in the heart! (goes into random corner and starts to attempt to fake a realistic sob in order to gain pity) Sniff Sniff! And Luffia better be in that list of characters you like! Hope you enjoy the chapter!
To weirn018: I don't see how Unohana-chan's smile is scary...It makes her look kinda pretty actually. (Turns around to see an angry Unohana-taicho smiling) Yep she looks pretty. Thanks for the review and hope you enjoy this one as well.
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Okay that is everybody, unless somebody reviewed while I was typing this, in which case I applaud all of you for your enthusiasm. Now for summary-chan and disclaimer-kun!
Episode Summary: Papa Whitebeard is sick! So to help him feel better, our adorable Luffy decides to attempt to make soup. But things go bad, when after a spectacular mess up, Luffy runs away! Will they be able to find the renegade seven year old, or is she lost forever?
Disclaimer: I Do Not Own One Piece, if I did, Sabo would be alive, Akainu would be dead, Aokoji, Lafitte, and Doflamingo would be good guys, Ace wouldn't have died, and Luffy would be a lot younger, and more cute.
Episode 6: Not so Helping and Running Away!
On The Moby dick-
Aa-Aa-AACHOOO! The whole ship shook as the gigantic sneeze resounded quite loudly. Luffy blinked in shock as she quietly went up to her big brother Thatch, as she had not seen Pops all day, and that sneeze had sounded an awful lot like him.
"Thatch-nii, where's Pops?" Thatch gave a friendly smile to Luffy as she looked up at him. The seven year old was so cute sometimes, it wasn't even funny.
"Well, Luffy-imouto, Pops isn't feeling too good today. So he's in bed resting. Now don't go bothering him alright?" Luffy nodded in understanding, though she felt quite bad for the man she considered to be a father. She decided to put on a mischievous face, for at least a bit, and proceeded to o one of her favorite past times, annoying Thatch.
"Okay mommy!" and she took off laughing, leaving a fuming and flustered Thatch behind her yelling out,
"I am not a mommy!" he sighed as he turned around, knowing full well that it was a lost cause with that child, and decided to go find Ace and Sabo. Theydidn't call him mommy!
In the Kitchen-
Luffy walked into the kitchens, and to her relief, Hikaru, one of the kitchen helpers, was present. Hikaru was always willing to give advice, no matterhow crappy it was sometimes.
"Hey Lu! whatcha' doin' here?" the woman said in a cheerful tone. Luffy smiled as she walked up to one of the chairs, and with a little difficulty, climbed up and sat down.
"Um...Well you know how Pops is sick?" she asked, and after recieving a nod, she continued, "Well, I was wondering what you do when you want a sick person to get better really quickly." Hikaru smiled gently as she thought of what to tell Luffy. She'd have to be careful, as Luffy had a tendency to cause unintended chaos when trying to help.
"Well, when a person is sick, you can give them soup. That helps, it's even better if it's made with a lot of love and care. Why?" Luffy just nodded slowly before looking up. She then did an abrupt turn toward the halls and spoke out,
"There's a rat in the halls, I think it's got some cheese." she grinned mischievously as Hikaru took off into the halls. When she was absolutely sure that the woman was out of hearing range she spoke up, "Well, that ought to keep her busy for a good while. So making soup with lots of love and care is what will help Pops get better huh? Let's get started!" she climbed out of the seat and began collecting ingredients to try and make soup, though she had no idea how.
On deck-
Marco, Sabo, Thatch, and Ace were all sitting across from each other playing a card game, everything was remotely peaceful, except for the occasional loud sneeze from Whitebeard, who was bed ridden with a cold, much to the amusement and shock of the whole crew. But then again, the nurses wouldn't let him get out of bed, saying that if he did, it would just get worse. So in bed, the great pirate captain stayed. The thing that was currently bugging them was the fact that none of them, and actually noone had, seen hide nor hair of Luffy on the ship. Marco was beginning to think she had gotten lost again, when Hikaru came rushing out of the halls with a broom in hand, loking quite crazed as she scanned the deck. Thatch was the lucky fellow who asked,
"What are you doing Hikaru? and what's with the broom?" The disgruntled woman looked around a bit more before facing the group and answering,
"Luffy said she saw a rat! I'm hunting for it!" The four boys looked a teach other in suspicion before turning back to the kitchen helper.
"Um... Miss Hikaru...I think you jsut got played by Luffy." Sabo said, blanching completely. The woman was about to speak, whent he whole ship shook violently, and it wasn't from another one of Whitebeard's sneezes. A huge explosion resounded from the kitchen area of the ship, resulting in the group of five running down to the kitchens.
Back in the Kitchens-
Luffy stood in the middle of what had to be one of her biggest disasters yet, couphing up a fit. She sniffed as she rubbed soot off of her face and out of her eyes. She looked up at the sound of feet heading in her direction and immediately started to get worried,
"Uh-oh..." she cringed as she spotted Marco and the others at the kitchen doorway. Hikaru was red as a tomato, fuming mad. Luffy tried her best to put on a friendly face when Marco spoke up,
"What the hell the happened here?" he exclaimed as he looked about the now nearly destroyed kitchen. Luffy looked guiltily at the floor as she tried to figure out how to get herself out of this mess. She was only trying to make soup for Pops! She peeked up when she heard the loud stomping of feet approaching her. Hikaru was now looming over the girl, as she tried to shrink back, with little effect. Sometimes she was quite jealous of Sabo and his teleportation abilities. the woman viciously snapped at her,
"What in the world were you thinking? Luffy, you destroyed the kitchen! And you lied to me! How could you! I-" she was cut off as Luffy tried to defend herself,
"I was just trying to help! I wanted to help Pops get bette-"-SLAP- Luffy hit the floor as her cheek began to sting. She placed her hand gently on the right side of her face, and bit back a hiss. It hurt a lot. Luffy began to whimper slightly, and looked up at the furious kitchen helper. By now there was a whole audience collected at the doorway. Almost everyone, including all the commanders were present, and had a good view of the destruction that Luffy had caused. They all winced as they watched the unfolding events.
"Monkey D. Luffia! Don't you dare try to make up an excuse this time! Everytime you try to help, you make a mess! Well it's enough! Just stop! You only make things worse! And further more-" she didn't get to finish as Luffy broke into a full blown wail, her Devil Fruit abilities sparking away as she got up and shoved her way past the enraged woman.
"LUFFY!" was the collective call as the girl took off at a dead sprint, making it all the way to the deck, with several members, including Marco, hot on her tail. She reached the figure head, only to take off in her fully transformed state, and disappeared into the skies.
"LUFFY!" Marco called as he gazed off in shock. That had been the fastest she had ever gone before, and by now, she was long gone. Marco gritted his teeth as he looked back at the shocked kitchen helper, who had no idea the girl would have taken off like she did. He couldn't blame her, since she didn't actually hang around the majority of the crew, and only went to certain people for certain things. But still. There was no telling what could happen to the now runaway seven year old, and definitely no telling to how far she had gotten by now. Marco swore silently under his breath as he quickly transformed into his phoenix form,
"Thatch! Go tell Pops Luffy's gone and run away! I'll go see if I can find her!" and with that the man disappeared.
Later that week-
Marco landed, grief stricken as he walked up to Whitebeard, who was still sick, but had gotten out of bed anyway after hearing that Luffy had left. The man looked at him, and just as he expected, Marco shook his head. Still no sign of the missing seven year old, and it had already been near over a week now since she was last seen. That was not a good thing. Luffy got lost quite a bit, but she was never gone longer then at the very most, seven hours. Marco, along with the rest of the crew was beginning to get extremely worried. Several of the commanders had left to try searching for her. Half of them were back already, with not even a feather to point to whichever direction Luffy had gone.
Hikaru was in thekitchen, grieving, and blaming herself insistantly for Luffy's disappearence. True she had said some things that probably shouldn't have been said, and actually definetly shouldn't have been said. But nobody could really blame the woman. Not really, Luffy caused trouble, and it was a given that someone was bound to snap eventually at her. But nobody had thought she would run off like that, not a single person. Marco just hoped the navy didn't find her before they could, and actually, he was hoping several different groups and people didn't find her before the Whitebeard pirates did. He sighed, it was amazing how easily the girl could make herself disappear when she really wanted to. Marco looked at the skies forlornly, feeling very close to tears, which wasn't something he felt normally.
"Luffy, where are you?
Somewhere in the first part of the Grand Line-
"Hawk Eye" Mihawk was walking along the beaches of the island he inhabited, something he didn't do often. He stopped when he heard the sound of crackling electricity. It was followed shortly by the sound of the Humandrills shrieking in pain, which was a rarity on the island. He walked over to the source of the sound, only to see, to his utter and utmost shock, a seven year old girl standing infront of a large group of utterfly fried Humandrills. She was wearing a loose, longsleeved button up shirt, that was far too big for her small body.
Her hair reached to be a little past her shoulders, and was black and unruly, obviously not having been combed out properly in some time. He only had to take one step further before the girl noticed him, and then he had to abruptly step back as a large bolt of electricity lashed out and hit the ground where he once stood. She seemed more then a tad bit hostile at the moment, but what really caught his attention, was the straw hat she was holding in her hand. If Mihawk remembered correctly, the last time he had seen that, was on one Red-Haired Shanks' head, and that was before he had lost it to the first division commander of the Whitebeard Pirates, in a small mock battle of theirs.
What really shocked the shichibukai was that the girl was releasing an unnatural and inhuman amount of Haki, obviously she had no idea she was doing so though. Mihawk sighed as he realized that handling her might be a bit more difficult then usual. He sighed as he tried to get closer again, only to have to dodge yet another bolt she had launched at him. Correction, Mihawk was going to have a very difficult time witht he little girl. But if she had Shanks' hat, that meant that she most likely knew the pirate. If she knew the pirate, maybe he could tell him where the girl belonged. He immediately left the girl to her own devices, as she could handle herself for the moment. Right now, he needed to go pay a visit to the Yonko.
A/N. Yeah, this is the first part to this. Please don't be mad at Hikaru, and don't worry, Luffy will be back on the Whitebeard ship in no time at all! Just wait for the next chapter, which I will try to get out today as well. And please don't go yelling at me, this is kinda how it turned out as I was typing. Sorry, and please review.
Sabo and Ace: Bye-bye! And please don't murder Pokepika's Haunt, she had intended for this to be a cute chapter, but she makes things up as she goes, and this is what happened as a result. She is terribly sorry!
