A/N: sorri i didnt upload a new chapter in a while! T_T i ran outta ideas. i will post whenever i have a idea ;3

mike schmitd was chillen and getting himself readfy 4 his HOT D8 with phone guy.
THAN THERE WAS A KNOCK!
THE DOOR KNOCKED

"knock knok whose there" mike groaned

"IT'S ME"

"WHO!?" mike exasperated

"hello hello"
"oh okay its just u phone guy!"
"duuuuuuuuuuuh thats what i said 'its me' for?!" phone guy replied annoyedidly

mike opened the door

20 mins lter phoen guy n mike were hanfing out at micheal's hot sweet nest. aka his appartment.

they where chilen on teh couch.

then

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THE PHONE WASA RRINGING?!

wat?!

PHONE GUY WAS HERE

if phone guy was here than who was phone?!

phone guy reached 4 the phone bcuz that was his natural instinct

"NO!" mike schimitd shouted

"why" phone guy said really sad

"because...phoneception. do you want to cause a BLACK HOLE THAT WILL RIP THE SEAM IN THE FABRIC OF SPACETIME?!"
"actually yes i do that was my intention"
"well not me! i want to at least continue our date"
"oh yeah tru i forgot aboat that! thnx babe"

"ITS ME" the phony phone said

"OH NO! PHONCEPTION THE WORLD BE ENDING" mike schdimt cired

"wat" phone guy sais

"The phone said "ITS ME" and you said that earlier!"

phone guy snatched the phone

"oh it's just that purple fuck" phone guy intelligently informed micheal schmidt "he likes to say that a lot sometimes. no one knows why."

he hanged up on pruple guy but it was okay to be a lil rude to purple guy sometimes! after all he killed kids XD

then they continued theyre date ye