Me: *looks into crowd of angry readers and beloved reviewers* I know I haven't updated since last year *dodges shoe* I was catching up on my reading!
Ciel: Why did you choose reading over this?
Me: Well…
Ciel: Forget I asked.
*angry reviewers and readers chase author*
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! IDON'TOWN ANYTHINGEXCEPTPLOTANDAWESOMEOC'SDON'TKILLMEIFYOUDOIWONTBEABLETOPOSTANYTHING!
*teleports to a very very high tower*
Me: You are very lucky duckies that I'm updating after so long!
Enjoy~
"Well young master it appears things have gotten worse."
"There is no need to remind me."
"I take complete blame for this mishap."
"As well as you should! Just when things get better they get worse!"
Indeed dear readers' things have gotten worse for Ciel Phantomhive. Before they left the night before Sebastian managed to find what appeared to be the antidote to Ciel's (ahem) furry problem. Unfortunately the author is cruel and decided this wasn't the case.
"I will never be able to face public again." Ciel groaned barely resisting the urge to lock himself in the manor for as long as it took for him to die.
For those of you who don't know Aloise hired a new maid to help keep his basement nice and tidy, the maid was actually really clumsy but a very sweet girl (makes you wonder how she ended up working for him) and accidentally mislabeled two vials that were completely identical. The first vial was the antidote, the other one…
"At least the cat ears and tail are gone." Sebastian replied helping his young lord dress for the morning.
(A/N: a pause for the inner despair of Sebastian's hopes and dreams and the loss of Kitty Ciel)
"As true as it may be I am now stuck with these infernal things!" yelled Ciel tugging down the two delicate rabbit ears that were perched on top of his head.
"And the tail," added Sebastian tugging it (A/N: the tail you dirty minded people, course I can't talk) through the hole of the young masters undergarment and pulling up the shorts.
_I_IS_LINE_BREAK_
"Oh my goodness, I haven't seen my darling Ciel in such a long time!"
_AND_YOU_THOUGHT_I _KILLED_HER_
The manor doors banged open as a blur of pink and blonde ran through the house and eventually leading into the study room where Ciel was promptly glomped to the ground, nearly knocking off his top hat Sebastian placed on him a few seconds prior.
"L-Lizzy what are you doing here?"
"I came to see you silly it's been so long since I last came over or seen you and missed you so much!"
(A/N: GAH why did I add her in she annoys the living crap out of me and sounds too much like Ran from Ouran)
_ANOTHER_LINE_BREAK_
"Death death who shall I kill?" hummed a voice sounding male at first but switched to female, "shall it be the baker or shall I dispose of the queen… wait, I know exactly who I shall kill." At this the person grinned and started to plan.
_HI_LINE_BREAK_
"I swear the nerve of some people." groaned Darlin Umbridge as she closed the door on an old beggar asking for money refusing to take no for an answer. Darlin is a very rich and very loathsome noble woman whose husband left her two years ago (although she never admits it) so to her such things as beggars were nothing but loathsome trash. And that people is why Lade Sin killed her.
_LAST_LINE_BREAK_
"It appears Lade Sin is getting bolder." Murmured Ciel gazing up at the noble woman tied up to a water fountain covered in many deep cuts coloring the water with her blood.
The message was written along the rim of the fountain and said:
"Aw dear sweet Ciel you are in a pickle,
I could have helped you if I wanted but was having too much fun,
If you really want to catch me then listen to this.
The song tweets another tune,
I can't stay long for the moon shall be leaving soon,
It was fun while it lasted but I have new sights to see,
You have three weeks to find me,
Or someone you hold dear will soon be mine.
p.s love the hat.
To be continued in the upcoming sequel
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNN
Me: and there you have it folks
Ciel: My hatred for you grows
Me: Aw but you look so cute!
Sebastian: *pissed becaue kitty Ciel is gone*
Me: I know you will be expecting a sequel soon and you shall get it and your deleted scenes
Ttfn~
