Calculating Life- A Fairytale of Fire and Fantasy

愚かな変態

_Enter Miroku_


DISCLAIMER= I do not own InuYasha.

愚かな変態means stupid pervert in japanese

SUMMARY= InuYasha's parents have always wanted a daughter. When they adopt Kagome, everything will be as normal as regular adoptions, right? Not at all. Kagome has a past that she can't remember. When a fire strikes Kagome's old home, who will be burned? Is it possible that Kagome is a princess? Read to find out!...that is only half the story

Inu/Kag

Just to clear things up- Kagome is Princess Serena. InuYasha was InuYasha, they are all the same people. None of them were reborn. They only remember their family members. InuYasha knows Sesshomaru but not Kag. None of the friends know one another. They are all the same age as they were on the moon.

Ages

Kag 15

Inu 15

San 15

Miro 15

Kog 15

Ayame 15

Sess 17

Kohaku 14 3/4

Souta 14 3/4

Ship 6

Rin 6

Hakudoshi 14 3/4

Others will come later.

A/N: I know in Tokyo the driving age is like 18, but I am changing that for my story.


(they had already gone shopping)

Kagome was awoken by the sound of InuYasha's phone going off.

"Talk," she heard a familiar voice say. "Okay. Around 5. Fine, bye." the voice said.

"Good morning, InuYasha." Kagome said as she set up from the couch.

"Oh hey, take a shower. My friend is coming over later. I hear they have your room finished, Souta's, too." he said.

"Okay, great!" Kagome exclaimed excitedly and dashed to InuYasha's bathroom. She turned the on ice cold and got in (I will explain sometime why she likes lots of cold things).

She got out, put a towel around her, and walked into InuYasha's room to get her clothes. Kagome went over to the bags that contained 6,000 dollars worth of clothes and chose something simple. A white tank top, a slouchy, low hang vest with no sleeves (if you don't know what I am talking about when I say slought, low hand vest, tell me and I will give you the link), low-rise hip hugger jeans, flat, gray slouch boots, and a gray knit, slouch hat (again, if you don't know what slouch hats or boots are, I will give you the link). She let her hair dry naturally. It was wavy and went just below her butt. Her bangs were long and side swept. She applied lip gloss, blush, mascara, and black eyeliner.

Kagome skipped up to her room to see if it was finished. Kagome saw that they had replaced the single door with royal double doors. Instead of gold handles and designs, they were silver.

"Kagome! There you are." Izayoi said as she reached the door. "Okay, are you ready to see your new room?"

"Totally ready!" Kagome squealed excitedly. Izayoi threw open the doors and both entered the artwork they called a room.

The floor was solid white glass flooring. The walls were snow white and the trims were ice blue. The trims were outlined by an icy floral pink the designs were also that color. It was beautiful. The bed was a white super king sized bed. The bedding was ice pink with elegant silver designs. There were over 20 pillows on the bed; silk, egyptian cotton, satin, etc. There was a white canopy around the bed that wrapped all the way around, to block out sun. There was an ice blue fuzzy rug. There was a glass room divider that changed neon colors. There was a white couch with white, ice blue, and pink throw pillows by the glass wall. The cherry blossom petals were falling lazily on the floor, making it smell like fresh air and flowers. A large crystal chandelier hung from the non-glass part of the ceiling. There was a glass waterfall in the middle of the room. (you know the glass wall thing that has water running down it? That.)

They went up the black metal, spiral staircase and slid the ceiling door open. The room was hot pink with red here and there. The silk curtains were red and so was the couch. The floors were pink tile. There were bean bags and a bubble chair hanging from the ceiling. Near a glass wall was a pool! It was white tile and was huge. It extended all the way to the glass wall, where it was cut off. It looked as if it dropped off. In the center of the pool was 'Kagome' written in hot pink cursive letters. Above 'Kagome' was a hot pink playboy bunny logo. The pool had lighting in it that slowly changed different colors. The bathroom and closet doors were the same as the entrance to the room. The bathroom was purple and neon lime green with a gigantic bath tub. The shower part of the tub was in the ceiling.

"OH MY GOSH! THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING ROOM EVER! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" Kagome screamed.

"There is more." Izayoi said. She held a remote and clicked a button. Part of the wall slid back to reveal a kitchen. She pressed another button and another wall slid back to reveal a huge flat screen (there is also a slide back wall with TV in the downstairs room, too). "You also have surround sound and a sterio system." she said. (AN: I took this room from the Hugh Hefner Sky Villa suite at the Palms Casino and Resort in Las Vegas. My family and I stayed there a few weeks ago)

"Thank you so much! This must have cost thousands, millions! I am so happy." Kagome exclaimed while hugging her.

"If you are happy with it, then it was worth it." Izayoi whispered in her ear. "Do you want to see Souta's? I haven't shown his to him yet."

"Yeah, sure." Kagome answered.

They both walked down to Souta's room after calling him up.

"Okay, Souta. Here is your new room!" Izayoi flung open the doors. Kagome gasped. It was extremely amazing.

The walls were blue. The floors were in blue and black tile, but neither of these things were the amazing part. The amazing part was that there was about 6 feet of water in there. There was a huge island in the middle of the water. It held his bed, his closet, his bathroom, his television, and everything else. There was a bridge that was made of glass and had water under it. It connected the island and door.

"It is amazing, Souta." Kagome said in her state of complete awe. "But, be careful and do not drown." she added as an after thought.

"I won't. I really like this room. Thanks." he said.

"It was really no problem sweetheart." Izayoi smiled warmly.

*later at 5:00 pm*

The doorbell rang.

"I'll get it!" InuYasha yelled to everyone. He opened it and a boy the same age as InuYasha walked in. He had jet black hair tied into a small ponytail at the nape of his neck. His eyes were violet.

"Hey InuYasha. So where is this new sister you were telling me about?" he smirked pervertedly.

"She isn't even pretty. Don't get all perverted." InuYasha said, obviously lying to himself. Just then, Kagome came down the stairs. "That's her."

"Are you kidding me? That woman is a goddess. I think you need to have your vision checked, pup." Miroku whispered harshly.

"InuYasha! Have you seen my roo-Oh hello." Kagome said sweetly.

"Hello beautiful maiden. May I ask your name?" Miroku kissed her hand.

"I am Kagome. And you are?" she asked.

"I am Miroku, my dear. How are you this lovely evening?" he asked her politely.

"I am fine, thank you. How are you?"

"I am great, thanks. May I ask you a question, Lady Kagome?" he questioned as InuYasha rolled his eyes. Oh boy...the famous line.

"Sure."

"Will you bear my children?" he asked and stroked her butt.

Kagome's left eye twitched and she glared at him. Kagome slapped him 10 times harder than Sango would have slapped him. "Hentai! If you ever disrespect me like that again, I will not hesitate to kill you." she said icily. Miroku was knocked unconscious, sprawled out on the floor, sporting a red (bruising) handprint.

"Nice going. You knocked out my friend." InuYasha said.

"He was a hentai." she responded to him.

"True, he probably did deserve it. Miroku never learns." he muttered.

The rest of the day, they talked, ate, and did whatever. Miroku was spending the night.

*2 in the morning*

"Pst...InuYasha" Kagome whispered. "InuYasha get uppp..." she whined.

"What is it?" he groaned.

"I want ice cream." she answered.

"You woke me up for that? Wait until tomorrow."

"I have a craving for it right now." she said to him as her stomach growled.

"I love boobs." Miroku said in his sleep. He then heard Kagome talking and darted up. "Kagome, my love. I knew you would come around. Now InuYasha, get out so we can have a baby." Miroku said.

"Shutup pervert. I want ice cream InuYasha." she said.

"Well, here are my keys." he said.

"But I don't know where to get it from. Or how to drive."

"Whatever. Just stay on the road and follow the GPS." he told her.

"Okay." she got up and walked out to the car.


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