AN: still insane in here. Lolololololololololololol! OH! Sorry for this, we just wanted to do all the marauders so we're pretending she wants to make a list for him as well... '
Disclaimer: NO OWNAGE HERE!! O.O;;
C7: James Potter
Tell him he has no chance with Lily.
Tell him amy future kids of theirs would be bookworms, not Quidtitchspell? fans.
Tell him Snivilus is hotter than he is.
Tell him Lily thinks Snivy is shmexy.
Tell him Lupin and Lily are going behind his back.
Tell him his glasses make him look nerdy.
Ask him if he's ever heard the song White And Nerdy ant tell him he was the inspiration for it.
Ask him why he has such bad grades in Potions and History of Magic and well, every other class.
Then ask him how he got into Auror training.
Suggest he gave 'favors'.
