A/N CHAPTER 7! And for all those other Harry Potter obsessed fan, you shoul get why the chapter title has 'Half Bad' at the end.

Disclaimer: I don't own Megamind or Harry Potter, I just own a wand that won't work =( Also there's a cosplay group I mention that I clearly don't belong to. And 'Teenage Werewolf' by the Remus Lupins is in there somewhere, just the start/chorus through.


Chapter Seven- Remmy's Obsession with Megamind isn't Half Bad

Remmy skipped into the kitchen to find the rest of the occupants in there already.

"Hello dearies, lovely day isn't it?" Remmy asked, "Really nice weather...to HEX YOU ALL!" on the word 'hex', Remmy pulled out what looked like a stick and waved it,

"A stick?" Megamind asked,

Remmy glared, "Accio Pants!"

Nothing happened.

Remmy pouted, "Aw, I was hoping I could do magic here, sad face."

The three other occupants asked one of the worst things they could of asked, "Are you serious?"

Remmy tilted her head, "No, I'm not Sirius, I know my name goes like 'RemmyBlack' but I thought you would of known I was a girl and therefore not Sirius."

"Harry Potter fan?" Roxanne asked,

"More like stalker-fan, the only reason I'm not being all sad in being in this universe instead of the Harry Potter one, is that I would of died as soon...as..." Remmy trailed off, the blush on her cheeks clearly said it all, "Speaking of HP, Minion, would you be able to whip me up a couple of Hogwarts uniforms?"

Minion blinked, "Er, well I would need to know what the uniforms look like to know and I would need your measurments."

"No problem, let me just load up my laptop, I'm craving Harry Potter fics lately. As for the measurements, I have no clue. Where's the tape measure you keep around here somewhere?" While saying this, Remmy was turning on her laptop.

Megamind stared at the girl, "Are you serious?"

"Nope, I'm Regulus," Remmy chuckled,

Megamind continued to stare at the teenager, "I thought you were a girl?"

Remmy laughed, "It's a Harry Potter joke,"

Fire shook her head, sure she liked Harry Potter, but she wouldn't go as far as asking if Minion could make her some Hogwarts uniform...well maybe she would of a couple of years ago but not now. "Remmy, what's brought on the Harry Potter mode?"

"I just felt like it," Remmy then did a smirk that could of made Slytherins gasp in awe, "Megamind, can you make silverley stuff came out of your wand?"

Megamind blinked, "Whaa?"

Remmy laughed, "Soo...at least tell me this, do you HAVE something there?"

"That is PRIVATE!" Megamind yelled

"I do not know the meaning of 'private'," Remmy retorted before giving the laptop to Minion, "I have all four houses uniform up because I may want to trade houses sometimes. Through it will mostly be Gryffindor and Slytherin robes I will be wearing, I suggest that only two or three robes be Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff. Is that too much to ask Minion?"

Minion shook his head, "It will be completley fine, Miss Remmy,"

Remmy burst out into a toothy grin and hugged the fish, well the mechanical body the fish was using, "THANK-YOU! YOU ARE THE BEST MINION!"

Minion hugged the girl back, "I will get started soon Miss Remmy," it would be good to do something when he was finished cleaning the Lair.

Remmy's grin got wider, something the others thought wasn't possible, "I'm a teenage werewolf, doing the best that I can, but no one understands how evil intervened and cut short my scene!" Remmy talk-sung before skipping over to her bag, pulling out a pencil and notebook.

Three Hours Later

Remmy was standing in front of Minion getting measured so he could get her size right.

"I solemnly swear I'm up to no good," No one really looked at her after this random sentence, after three hours of random quoting of movies, you get used to it. "Mischief Managed."

But after three hours of being frustrated, one might slip and say the worst thing to the person doing the quotes.

"Remmy, stop it! It's entirely annoying and I'm trying to fix the portal to get you HOME!" Megamind finally yelled,

"Sure sure, whatever you say," Remmy waved a hand,

Megamind sighed, "I'm being serious!"

"And I'm Regulus," was the reply,

"Really Megamind?" Fire asked, "You had to say that you were s-e-r-i-o-u-s?"

"I'm a fan, Fire, not an idio- OW!" Remmy grimaced as rubbed the should the pin poked, "Stupid pins, trying to kill me."

"If you just stay still please Miss Remmy," Minion asked the girl,

"Sorry, it's just soo exciting, I LOVE Harry Potter and now to have my own wand and robe to go with the Marauders Map! It's soo awesome, I mean, now if I can only get other friends to form a little group and act in honour of J. K. Rowling and her amazing serious! Of course, it would have to be either the Marauders' Era or the Next Generation, but that's just a minor set back. The real setback is getting people to act with me! Maybe I could imperious them? No that's illegal, hm bribe them? Yep, definitely could do that, now who do I know that likes Harry Potter and that I have dirt on?" All through this rant, the three occupants (Roxanne had to go to work) stared at the girl.

"She didn't say anything to you about acting out about me right?" Megamind whispered to Fire who shook her head,

"No, you know all the things she had said about you due to her questions." Well, except for my stories but that doesn't matter, Fire thought.

"Too bad I found the group 'Parle' to late," Remmy mused, "It would of been interesting to act in there Marauders Show, through there was a chance I wouldn't of gotten through. But it would of still be exciting to audition for the part!"

"Parle?" Megamind mouthed to Minion who just stared blankly at Megamind, who then turned to Fire, who shrugged,

"I have no idea," she stated

"Er, Miss Remmy, I've got everything I needed, you may go." Minion told the girl who nodded and hopped of the stool thing, being the shortest, she needed it.

"I wonder if Harry Potter is real?" Remmy then squealed, something which was rare unless it was directed to Minion or heights, "It would be soooooo awesome to meet Sirius and Remus! And Snape! And Regulus! And Lily and Tonks and Hermione and Ron and Teddy and James, the original James, and James II." Remmy breathed, "Wonder if I could do that when I go back home? Even if I can't, my dreams will transport me to Hogwarts!" Remmy then did a motion with the wand in her hand before laughing, clapping and dancing.

Megamind and Minion just stared in awe at the girl, even when fully registering that she could speak to Minion didn't get this reaction from her. Sure she clapped excitedly then later then laughed but never danced or did the three things at the same time.

"Hogwarts, watch out, RemmyBlack is coming!" Remmy then strike a supermodel poise, "Might have to drop the 'Black' part though...wonder who will guess right."

"She's crazier then I thought," Fire said

"I heard that Fire!" Remmy yelled, "But I completely agree...and YOU NEED A MARAUDER'S NAME!"

"I do?" Fire asked,

"Well, no, I just got caught up in the moment," Remmy admitted, "In other news, according to the Sorting Hat quiz that is completley fair, it says I'm mostly Slytherin, through Gryffindor is just below Slytherin because of one less number, literally."

Megamind stared at the curly-haired teenager and he thought she was too obsessed with him and Minion. But with this talk about Harry Potter, he figured her obsession with him wasn't as bad as it could be.

And maybe, I can buy her Harry Potter stuff to stop her from asking personal questions about me, Megamind thought.


A/N Yep, I'm more obsessed with the whole fandom of Harry Potter then I am with Minion.

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And yes, I'm mostly Slytherin, through everyone thinks I'm a Gryffindor.

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