Chepter 7
"AYEYEYEYEYEYOW DEAUGH!" Kamiki Kocoum-screamed in extreme quietude, slowly rousing herself off the back of the slumber sheep she had been attempting to ride for most of the evening, rapidly breaking through the throes of abject terror as she realized her undesired minor now recurring past the last few hours nightmare of Ivory doing something absolutely horrific to Paku, sach as becoming her new best friend, shoving her otherworldly energy infused Cisdong up Paku's ass so far it would go through her mouth, or continuing to call her "Dirty".
For you see, the neurosis residing in Kamiki's brain of above average IQ, such as that of the sea princess of caviar bearing the son of a great moon spirit, twisted turns and corrupt corners interrupt the regular programming of her thoughts to bring her dirty images of Dirty doing the dirty with Ivory. Her superior intellect, perhaps a blessing or a curse from Lady Luck's vagina, now proceeded to torment Kamiki with suffering arguably worse than the ninth Bolgia of the Inferno, such crude torture only applicable to one of her intellect, ignored by the mental starvation of classmates such as Shima, though the superiority complex within his fedora armored mind smothered any sparks of logical thinking like babies deprived of oxygen by a pillow of pretentiousness. As the wheel of Samsara turned as Asmodeus sneered with the condescension of heavenly light at the lord of divine providence, henceforth are Kamiki's thoughts ruled and revolved by insecurities and jealousy of Ivory, who had now witnessed the blooming friendship between Ivory and Paku, radiant as Persephone emerging from the world of the dead as the Emperor of Spring pulls his trousers down and rains joy upon the world, their currently platonic relationship akin to Beowulf and his butt buddy King Arthur. Such information processed through Kamiki's calculating Asian mind, through a labyrinth of her over possessiveness, perceiving all of Ivory's actions as sexual advances, which may actually be accurate, but were innocent thus far like the fetus of Adolf Hitler before he trod down the road of depravity and bore the Mark of Cain, so too were Ivory and Paku.
Bet anybae, hte Puka and Ebony wer going 2 towns 4 shoping. Thouh Kamiki was invited as they cansiders her the true friondship, she had declined vewing green, as she was sure the two new friends were conspiring behind her beck not unlike the NSA which the morbidleh obesity citizenship of the UnitinU States of Eagle Country luv 2 scapegoot for all their problems and infidelity towards their equally obese spouse(s).
Ivory and Paku biked toguther to the neerest town. Despite Kamiki's great power, she was untable to cetch them and was the being 4ced to pick up horse drawn carriage. Unfortunately the carriage was far 2 heavy so shee had to hail it instad.
"Where to, cuntbag?" The driver asked Kamiki like a true gentlemon of Britain the Teagleland.
"I ned you to follaw my friends."
"Woah misseh, u wot m8? Stalking costs a buncha cash, buttface."
"I have no fat stack, monsieur."
"Then you're are am going to hav to suck ma dong." The driver kindly ofered cash free option
Too bad Kamiki really didn't have time for ths shit, so she snapped polite driver man's neck becuse her asshole wolves were still in jaill. She caught a flight to China and climed to the topp of the Eiffel Tower, toossing the body off into Pearl Harbor to get rid of the evidunce, and flying back to town to commandeer the the carriage.
"I guess murder is really...par for the horse!" Kamiki joked extremity out of character.
She spurred on but the horsys were laffing so fuckin hard they wouldn't move, so Kamiki took a leaf out of Ivory's tree and shoved a rok up their butts and they ran realy fest, like Sanic.
Out of control, Kamiki sped after the girls, trumpling several small children, spreading ebola through the blood dripping out of the horses anuses, and knocking over one garbage bin which a civil servunt would be responsible for picking up.
The carriage picked up speed and Kamiki jumped out right before it crashed into some strange statue and the horses exploded and so did the statue.
Kamiki started forward but was stopped by some invisible force, which now fysically manifest destiny itself.
"MERE MORTAL, YOU DARE CRASH YOUR HORSE MALIO KART INTO MY STATUE?! I AM THE GOD ASSFATTO, LORD OF SPAGHEETI, AND I WILL NOW PUNISH YOU WI-" ASSFATTO, LORD OF SPAGHEETI whispered to Kamiki before Shima stepped out of the shadows, wearing his smelly ass trench coat and fedora. For you see, the stalker was being stalked by none other than sack of shit Shimu. He didn't know what was going on, but if he showed up to save Kamiki, maybe he would get the pusseh or something. ASSFATTO, LORD OF SPAGHEETI immediately stated shriveling up and dying, for what is a god to an atheist? As his spaghetti beard dried up, with his dying breath, ASSFATTO, LORD OF SPAGHEETI hit Shima with the CURSE OF ETERNAL VIRGINITY only to find that he didn't even ned the CURSE OF ETERNAL VIRGINITY for women to want to avoid Shimo at all costs.
But Kamiki reaelized wut had happened.
"Oh, thank you Shima for saving me!" She cried before running after Ivory and Paku into hte mall.
Shima suddenly ejaculated violently all over the decaying corpse of ASSFATTO, LORD OF SPAGHEETI. It was the fist time in his lafe any female had ever expressed gratitude or some kind of poositive emotion toward him. Not even his mom. Or his mom's spaghetti.
Kamiki saw Paku's face cavered in white liquid and Ivory laughing at her and caling her Dirty again. Something snapped in Kamiki's brain and she rushed in, calling Ivory a corrupting whore who is the reason why gay marrage should not be thing in the America place.
"Haha, calm down Izumo." Paku says "It's just mayonnaise from my sammich, I careful did not do."
And Kamiki saw she was right, and she was just about to apolugy thing but Ivory was all like
"Kamiki, I know you don't trust me and I know I violently raped you and took control of your wolves, but come on, it was just that one time. Paku and I are good friends and you shouldn't distrust us or worry about Paku, she can take care of herself."
And Kamiki calmed down syndrome and her mega bitch rage abated for once.
"Oh yeah, and when we got here, we had this awesome fivesome with the horse carriage driver and the horses. It was really good." Paku mentioned
Kamiki became super sand bitch and the mall exploded.
Chepter 7
By Cornonjacob
Directed by Michael Bay
To bee cuntinued
