A very short parody, listing every possible trope in a Gohan and Videl.


THE BAKA'S GUIDE TO GOHAN AND VIDEL

Dende sighs, staring at the sky with boredom. There's nothing for him to do! Watching over Earth could be such a chore, and there's only so much he can do to try to keep people from killing each other. However, he glanced over, seeing the colorful spinning wheel he had recently gotten. He snaps his fingers and a variety of options appear.

"Better get ready, Gohan!" he giggles, throwing a dart at the now spinning wheel.

It ends up hitting his favorite option of all: survival camp with a monkey tail reappearance!

He claps his hands together, wondering exactly when to do it, when the thought hits him...

It should happen tomorrow, at the anniversary of the Cell Games! When everyone is gathered in the gym for the tape, that's when they'll announce it! He'll be whisked away and then be forced to try to protect his identity!

And why not have Mirai Trunks come back for a day? Heck, Goku could come back as well!

Dende snickered, rubbing his hands together. This, this was going to be great.


Gohan Son sat in the back of the class room as usual, Erasa going on and on about he should take her to the Prom, Sharpner shooting spit wads at the back of his head and somehow hitting the teacher, and Videl glaring at him with her icy blue eyes. Yes, this was an ordinary day for our beloved Demi Saiyan but someone named Dende decided to change this up a little bit.

"Attention students," the intercom blared. "As you hopefully know tomorrow is the seven year anniversary of the Cell Games or as we like to call it, Hercule Satan day! Since miss Videl Satan attends our school, Hecule Satan himself will be coming to not only give a speech!"the speaker paused dramatically. "But to give us the privilege of being some of the first people to see the real Cell Games tape! How great is that?"

Gohan's head hit the desk at this news, was he bored? Did Sharpner finally succeed in hitting him with a spit wad? Or does he have a vague feeling that he will be exposed as the person who beat Cell?

Videl Satan smirked as she saw this; she too knew that something important would happen tomorrow. On her hit list of secret keepers she could finally check of Gohan Son and hopefully, Saiyaman.

Wearily, Gohan waited for his life to somehow get any worse than this. And then, almost like magic, another announcement aired on the intercom.

"And after his speech, we will have our class trip to Capsule Corp for a survival camp! Isn't that great, kids?!"

Gohan groaned—apparently things could get worse.

"No, Gohan Son, I will not let you stay home today!" Chi Chi screamed like bloody murder, waving her frying pan around and almost hitting poor little Goten on the head.

Not that she would care, all she cared about was…..GRANDBABIES!

"But Mom! If I went to the survival camp I would inevitably be throw off a cliff, caught in a snowstorm with only a t shirt on, taken hostage by kidnappers, or any combination of those three! You know I wouldn't wait patiently to save my secret and instead would reveal my powers which could get me kicked out of school!" Gohan pointed out.

"You better not get kicked out of school! And make sure that I can be expecting Grandchildren when you get back!" Chi Chi threatened.

"Yes Ma'am," Gohan promised.

There would be no escape. His fate was only more certain—Videl would know who he really was by the end of the day, either by the camp or the tapes. It was inevitable.


"Welcome to Capsule Corporation, we have partnered you up so that on this trip you can meet some new people! The room assignments are posted on the wall behind me," Bulma gushed.

LEVEL SIX ROOM ASSIGNMENTS

Room 6A: Erasa Rubber and Sharpner Pencil

Room 6B: Videl Satan and Gohan Son

Room 6C: Lime Kiwi and Mirai Trunks Briefs

Room 6D: Jackie San and San Jackie

When Videl read the board she was not bothered by the fact that she had to share a room with a teenage boy while other girls might be worried that they would have perverted thoughts. Oh no, this raven-haired girl was on a mission:

Operation Who are you Gohan Son?

It would be the perfect chance—he had been panicking the entire time that morning during the Cell Games tapes, and she could have sworn she heard one of the freaks call out his name.

Perhaps, Gohan fought in the Cell Games?


"Gohan!" Videl blushes, as she pulls the mask off of Saiyaman. The burning building of Capsule Corp is forgotten as she stares into his eyes. For his part, a blush spreads across his face and he grins dorkily, rubbing his head.

"Yeah, it's me..." he replies. "Please don't tell anyone!"

A blush spreads across Videl's face, as she angrily punches him. "You could have been killed! You had no right to save me!"

Completely lost in confusion, Gohan stares back at her. Something deep inside him started to burn and before he knew it, he had swooped forward, pulling her into a romantic kiss. The building fell apart around them, but his ki shielding the couple from all harm-they were safe, together. Everything felt so right, and the monster within him was sated.

He had found his mate.


Only his mate had just dropped into a dead faint—good thing her father had come on the trip with them!

"Hercule!" a young man yells.

POUND POUND POUND!

"Hercule! It's Videl, she needs medical attention!" the man yells after pounding on the door.

The Great Hercule Satan rushed to the door and yanked it off its hinges. True to his words, Videl did need medical attention. She was pale and was covered by the young man's shirt to protect her from the rain. Hercule hurried him inside and called for the nurse, who surprisingly knew just what to do, and had her sleeping peacefully in a matter of minutes.

"You really care for my little girl, don't you Gohan?" Hercule asked.

"With my life, sir," Gohan said respectfully.

"You know something Gohan?" Hercule questioned, laying his head in his hands.

"What, sir?" Gohan responded, ever so politely.

"Ever since the Cell Game's I've been caught up in the spotlight, I wasn't even here on her birthday!" Hercule sobbed, "I hadn't payed attention to her, HFIL, I don't even know the name of her school!"

Gohan consolingly rubbed the martial artist's back in an effort to take some of the pain and grief away.

"I bet you could take care of her the way I could not. I saw the way she looked at you, she looks happy," Hercule paused, "As a parent I need to make her happy and I think I know how."

Hercule sat up and looked Gohan straight in the eyes; somehow he seemed to be reading his very soul.

"I give my permission."