a/n: thanks for all the reviews! i love you all 333 i need ideas people! Disclaimer: don't own Twilight,sorry to get your hopes up! E.P.O.V
Edward was clearly bothered by Bella agreeing with Alice. His emotion of jealousy was off the radar.
Jasper was right. I thought I was the only one Bella found attractive. Am I feeling a bit insecure? I know it's stupid of me, Bella is my wife and has chosen eternal damnation just to be with me, so why do I feel nervous?
"Edward?" Bella looked at me concerned ,"you're not…jealous. Are you?" she asked.
"of course not!" I replied.
Everyone burst into laughter for some odd reason.
"Can someone please tell me the joke?" I roared.
"Jeez calm down eddy boy" Emmett said. "It's just, it's funny to see you jealous for once in your life, it's entertaining!" he finished.
The worst thing about it was, he was right. Emmett said something right about me for once.
" Emmett, I'm not jealous of Robert Pattinson" I snapped.
"Your emotions don't say that" Jasper pointed out.
Alice was oblivious to what was going on and continued talking about Robert with Bella right in front of me.
"Isn't he gorgeous! I mean the whole sex hair thing he's got going on, just makes me want to pounce on him!" She said, talking to Bella.
Bella glanced at me before replying, almost as if she was waiting for permission to talk about him. It clearly bothered me but she continued anyway.
"Oh I know! He has to be one of the most beautiful men in the world" she said smiling.
Now I feel insecure, I thought, she thought that of me? I sound so vein, I'm glad no one has my power to hear what I'm thinking at this moment. I moved away from Bella slightly, no one normal would notice. Of course she did, she moved with me almost as if she knew what I was about to do.
"Right enough, on with the next person" I snapped at Alice.
"aww but I was ab-" I cut her off "Alice, I said next person".
"okay okay" she replied.
"Jasper it's your turn to ask someone" She said lovingly.
J.P.O.V
Robert Pattinson? What's he got that I don't have? I have good looks, I'm a vampire, if I didn't I'd be a bad one. I've got pretty much everything, so why am I so jealous of him? I became so absorbed with my personal debate that I didn't realise it was my turn to ask someone.
"Jasper? You there?" Alice waved her hands in front of my face.
"Yeah sorry" I smiled at her, trying to hide how jealous I was.
"Rosalie" I grinned "truth or dare?"
She looked surprised that I picked her. Probably expected me to pick Emmett for revenge, but I had a feeling Edward would to that for me, so it was kinda like a double threat. Edward nodded towards me, obviously he heard what I was thinking.
"Dare" she smiled at me. Clearly trying to sidetrack me so I would ask her a nice enough dare. As if that's going to happen.
"I dare you to kiss Jacob Black" I replied, delighted with myself.
"WHAT! ARE YOU MAD!" she screamed at me.
"Define mad" I chuckled.
"I'm not kissing that dog! You're crazy" Rosalie replied.
"You didn't have to pick dare, Rose. Now do it" I grinned.
"Fine." she answered in a defeated tone, "let's get this over with".
We all ran over to Jacob's house and waited outside to witness what was about to happen.
Everyone laughed silently, so Jacob wouldn't hear. It was so hard not to because the thought of Rosalie kissing Jacob was highly amusing. Emmett wasn't exactly pleased though, his jealousy was pretty high so I released calm waves to keep him from lunging at Jacob's throat.
R.P.O.V
I can't believe I'm about to do this. I have to kiss this mongrel, Jasper would pay for this. I'm not sure how but he will. I slowly knocked on the door, hoping he wouldn't hear me.
"I'll be there in just a minute" I could hear Jacob's faint voice.
The door opened, his shocked expression said it all. He wasn't exactly pleased to see me either.
"To what do I owe the honour?" he asked suspiciously.
"Listen dog, I'm not exactly pleased to be here either, now shut up and let me do this" I snapped.
"Do wha-" before he could finish, I pulled him towards me and mashed my lips on his. It was a quick kiss, but quick enough to make me feel sick. He tasted as bad as he smelt.
"what the hell did you just do!" he yelled at me.
Before I could explain, I darted away from the door back to where my family where hiding and left Jacob standing there bewildered, as to what just happened.
Everyone was roaring with laughter except Emmett of course. I could always count on him.
I grabbed Emmett, and kissed him passionately. I had to get the taste of dog off me, and kissing Emmett was doing the trick.
"I love you babe" he smiled at me. "I love you too" I replied.
"Now it's my turn!" I said with a venom tone.
Everyone looked nervous, they ought to be.
