A/N: Another chapter! Anywho in this one the words in "ggg" are the talking.
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Becoming Pack
Weres are NOT pets, Tony aka What Tony learned in half a year.
Several pairs of eyes looked down at the stacks of papers scattered across the coffee table in Gibbs' house, then at the owner of said papers.
"What?" Tony questioned.
The eyes went back to the papers and read.
Things about my McWere and Company by Anthony DiNozzo
Both McGee and McWere like having their ears scratched.
McWere plus a laser pen or pointer equals hours of entertainment. "For whom Tony?" Tim asked, scowling at the human, who merely shrugged.
McWere likes cream with some vanilla in it.
McGee likes Honey Chamomile Vanilla tea.
McWere really, really, really, likes his catnip mouse. McGee keeps one in his backpack.
McGee likes water, McWere, um… some, but not too much.
McWere loves leather. Shoes, belts, hat, gloves…if it's leather, he loves it!
Werecat hair gets everywhere. Seriously.
Werewolves can and will chase you five blocks…and jump on you and hold you down.
Werewolves can climb trees. Something I learned the hard way.
Werewolves have amazing patience when chasing their prey.
Both Ziva and Tim coughed to hide their laughter, though their smiles may have given them away judging from Tony's glare. "It's not that funny," the Senior Agent muttered.
Werewolves love chocolate—so do Werecats.
Werewolves and Werecats will fight to the death for said chocolate. Especially the good stuff.
Sacks is starting to spend a lot of time at NCIS, mostly in Autopsy. Jimmy blushed and Tim grinned.
If Sacks joins NCIS, I, Senior Agent Anthony DiNozzo, will be handing in my resignation letter the same day.
McWere likes the Boss's lap and will bite and scratch if someone tries to move him.
McWere is NOT allowed to drink coffee. Ever!
McWere likes the way Boss smells. "I thought you weren't going to tell anyone!" Tim whined, a blush on his face. The blush went darker when Gibbs raised an eyebrow at him and Ziva and Abby giggled.
McWere makes an awesome Weregoth.
McWere makes a cute tiny Were Princess.
If you throw a stick and tell Human Sacks to fetch, he actually will do it. Amazing!
If you throw a stick and tell Human Sacks to fetch, he actually will do it, bring it back and hit you over the head with said stick afterwards…repeatedly! Not as painful as a Gibbs 'headslap', but bad enough, thought Tony.
McWere is NOT allowed Caf-Pow…EVER!.
The McGees are super rich.
The McGees are super rich and they rule the world. "For the last time, we do not rule the world!" Leo sighed, rolling his eyes.
The McGees do not rule the world…but they are pretty darn rich.
Kuma as a Were loves giving baths.
Kuma as a Were loves giving Tony baths. "No comment" Kuma said when some eyes turned his way.
McWere will use anyone as a mountain.
When you sleep in a pile of Weres in either form, be prepared to wake up in some awkward positions. Tony shuddered as he remembered some of those positions.
Kuma cannot resist's Tony's puppy-eyes. " And here I thought only Timmy could make those," Kuma sighed.
Victor is a cuddle-slut…but don't let him know you know that. Everyone shakes their heads.
Ziva is spending a lot of time talking to Michael. Ziva and Michael both smile.
Victor may be the Alpha, but Raven wears the pants. Everyone nods their heads while it takes a time for the brothers to stop laughing.
Ziva has a crush on Michael. "Ziva! Put the paper clips down! I won't mention again. Okay?"
When Victor, whose Were form is a big as a horse, demands your piece of cake, you damn well better give it to him.
If you are injured, in any way, shape or form, you had better be prepared to be nuzzled to death by overprotective Weres. "It was just a paper cut," says Fornell, shaking his head.
Upsetting McGee or Sarah will result in overprotective older brothers chasing you down (or up a tree and leaving you there. At night. In the spooky part of the park. At night.)
Upsetting ANY of the McGee kids will result in some serious wrath by Mama and Papa McGee. Just ask Hunter Miller. Hey! What happened to that guy anyway?
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