Chapter 07 A Fun Fair mission

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The next morning Perry the Platyborg woke up. He cleaned himself up, got back into his robot suit and then flew outside to clean up after the Party last night. He still remembered what happened between him and Penelope, and it made his heart race as well as a blush colouring his cheeks.

'I truly have mated with Penelope... my female Platyborg rival... my... my love?' Perry thought scared.

Perry wanted to fly to his master and confess to everything... until suddenly a screaming head ace shot threw his head, Perry didn't understand why... he had a good night sleep, had his breakfast and his energy sources was fully charged.

Perry shook his head, he re-counted in his head what he had to eat in the last 24 hours... 4 glasses of lemonade, 3 sausages, some cheese sandwiches, cleaned himself up after mating with Penelope and getting back into his suit, then some cereal, milk and a glass of hot chocolate.

'There is nothing that should cause me... ouch...' Perry thought as the head ace got worse.

Perry flew from his bedroom, in a very wobbly style, off to his masters lab as fast as he could. The Normbots blinked as they saw their 'general' fly in such a wobbly style.

Perry meet up with one of the Normbots and pulled him along into the room. Quickly he ordered the Normbot to type into the Computer the scanning program and to scan him.

"Are you sure you are ok?" The Normbot asked his 'master' confused.

Perry just pointed to the scan and to get on with it. The Normbot nodded his head.

Perry lied flat on his back, like by a scanner, a white beam went over his entire body and absorbed every reaction within his robotic suit. After being scanned for 3 minuets Perry could get off and look at his report card.

"Energy 100%, electricity flow normal, flight mode on, weapon mode fully charged and functional, camera online... there is nothing here as to why I'm having these head aces..." Perry read and shook his head.

"Maybe master you have a love wire." One of the Normbots suggested, who has activated the scan.

Perry blinked and turned to him, "What do you mean robot 2361?"

"I mean..." The 2361st Normbot said, "Well during the party you vanished with the Robot Penelope for a few hours, then the party was over and everyone left. Before you vanished with her you both were smiling and seemed to be in a very good mood. And after you came back and left to bed you were smiling as well... so we Normbots assume, whatever happened between you and Penelope, you must have been in love with her."

Perry blinked, "In... in love?"

Perry and Normbot 2361 were brought back out of their thought as a call ran right threw Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz home.

"Platyborg report for breakfast please." Heinz's voice carried threw.

"Not a word about this to anyone 2361." Perry warned him.

The Normbot nodded and Perry flew as fast as he could to the dinning room. The Normbot deleted the report scan and proceeded to return to his army bases.


Perry the Platyborg reached the dinning room, he breath calmly before knocking on the door.

"Enter Platyborg." Heinz voice carried threw.

Perry opened the door and flew to his chair, he sat down, another Normbot walked up to him and served him pancakes, eggs sunny side up, some bacon strips, orange juice and a bowl filled with cornflakes.

Perry thanked him and had his breakfast. Whiles Heinz was looking over a plan of keeping his subjects more in line, Perry was thinking about Penelope.

'Should I see if I can find her again? And maybe ask her out? But we both are enemies, she works for the rotten RWACA and I work for LOVEMUFFIN. But... that's only our jobs, outside of the job... yes I could go out with her.' Perry thought and then smirked.

Heinz looked over to Platyborg as he was finishing his breakfast. Perry tried to remain as normal as he could, whiles eating his breakfast. But Heinz's stares told him that he knew something was up.

"Perry are you ok?" Heinz asked a she looked over to his friend.

Perry the Platyborg shifted a bit from leg to leg. "I'm unsure master. Why?"

Heinz gave him an unamused look, "You are drawing hearts in your food."

Perry blinked and looked at his food bowl. It resembled something like vomit with hearts drawn in it, at the moment. Perry rolled his eyes, quickly finished his meal before saluting his master.

"I'm sorry sir. I will get right to it and start cleaning the dishes up to get my mind into the right pattern." Perry said and gathered the bowls up.

"Oh no you don't Platyborg. Stay seated, I have something else planned for you today." Heinz said.

Perry blinked, a Normbot drove up, gathered in the plates, knives, forks, glasses and the other food utilises, a smaller washing cloth cleaned Perry's spilled food, then left for the kitchen.

Dr Doofenshmirtz walked with Perry to his office where he set his computer up, he typed in the Try State area and pointed to a fun fair.

"According to my spy cams, the Resistance members have all been invited to the Carnival festival. With 100% accuracy Penelope Platyborg it going to be there as well. I want you to go down there and talk to her. Be kind to her and see if you can bring any information about the Resistance planning on attacking our head base up." Heinz said. "No shooting, killing or harming anyone, am I understood?"

Perry blinked, "But... but wouldn't they be suspicious why I am talking with her? And having another day off? Wouldn't that be double suspicious?"

"mmmh, you might have a point there Perry... wait, wait I got it. Your mission first, and here is the card for it. Is to get me the Carnival Corn Dog toaster. That would cost you about 250 carnival tickets, so you would be all day playing various games to win that device. Ok?" Heinz explained.

"Hu? Do you like Corn dogs master?" Perry asked confused.

Heinz shrugged his shoulders, "I don't know, I never had one before. But that would be a good excuse as to why you are there to begin with and why you are not attacking or harming anyone. And win it for me please."

Perry shrugged, Heinz brought up the Corn Dog toaster image on his computer and Perry photo copied it into his memory, and to make sure he will win it for his master.

"Ok thank you my lord." Perry said bowing to him.

Heinz handed Perry, $1.000 to have some fun there. Perry saluted his master and left his lair.

'I could also take this as my date day with Penelope.' Perry thought and smirked.

He felt his heart warm as he left to find Penelope again, hopefully they could spend the day together at the fun fair. And... maybe get a bit closer together...


Exactly like Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz cameras have detected, today the RWACA were indeed at the fun fair.

Whiles everyone was enjoying their day there, Penelope didn't have a clue what to do by any of the stands.

'Where is Perry?' Penelope asked herself as she scanned the stands.

Suddenly she detected that it grew dead silent. Penelope turned her head to the entrance and spotted Perry. He has just bought for himself a ticket to enter the park and have some fun there.

Penelope blinked and flew up to him, she saw that a few humans backed away from the Platyborg and some people were bowing down to him.

Perry rolled his eyes, "It's ok Danville. I am not here to harm you. Just enjoy your day."

"Well, well, well, Mr Platyborg. Here to kill more civilians?" Penelope snapped and charged her gun to attack him.

Perry backed away and raised his hands, "Woah, woah calm down Miss Penelope. I am not here to harm anyone. My camera is turned off and my hand gun is under lock down. I promise you I will not attack anyone. In fact I am here on my own mission from my boss."

Penelope blinked, "What can Mr Doofenshmirtz want at the fun fair?"

"Well," Perry said, smirking and ready to lay his cards out. "He asked me to win him the Corn dog toaster. Which would cost about 250 tickets. So he handed me $1.000 to win him that toaster."

"Are you sure you won't hurt anyone?" Penelope asked again.

Perry sighed, "I promise you Penelope I won't. In fact... if you want to you can help me with the mission. But if you want to win something for yourself then have a good day and let me pass."

Perry walked away from her and approached the first stand. It is called: Slam dunk. The mission was to hit the basket ball 5 times in a row into the hoop.

Perry paid the stand man $5 and was handed the basketball. He smiled as he bounced the ball 2 and then hit it heads on into the hoop. Perry caught the ball mid flight and hit the hoop another 5 times in one row. Penelope was impressed to say the least.

"Thank you very much good sir." Perry said as his card was scanned in.

It showed that from 0 points it rose up to 5 points. Perry nodded and left the stand.

Penelope ran back up to him, "Perry... um... may I help with winning your master that corn dog? I would like to learn some of these games as well. And you seemed too be an expert."

"Sure, the next one is quite easy, you should be able to win at it as well." Perry said and lead Penelope to the next stand.

The two robots reached a stand, the stand had a river type of pool around it with various yellow coloured ducks being pushed by a slow current.

"This Penelope," Perry explained, "Is called 'Hook a duck'. With that fishing rod you just have to hook one duck as they 'glide' past one. Have a duck hooked then the points can be added to the card."

Penelope nodded, Perry paid $2 and got two fishing rods. He handed one to Penelope and took the second one. The 'Hook-a-duck' guard activated a switch and the ducks were on a 'swim'. Penelope and Perry quickly hooked each a duck and the ride was stopped.

"Very good job sir and madam." The stand seller said scanning in Perry's card.

Perry nodded, "Thank you Penelope."

"No problem Perry." Penelope said.

After that they searched for the next one. Penelope also knew which one.

"Is there a booth where you have to use your brain?" Penelope asked smirking at Perry.

Perry blinked, he got the card out and scanned the park, after a short while he nodded.

"Yup. This way." Perry said.

He lead Penelope to a very, confusing looking stand. There was a bottle lying on its side, two long sticks on either side of the bottle as well.

The stand man smiled at them, "Good day sir and madam. This is called 'stack a bottle'. All you have to do is make the bottle stand on it's base with just using the two sticks."

"Sounds simple enough." Penelope said.

Perry nodded and paid for two turns. The stand man took the $2 and laid the bottle on the side. Penelope was then handed the two long sticks and she scanned them as well as the bottle.

What she understood by looking is that she has to make the bottle stand on it's base with the sticks and not her hands. There were small weights in the bottle to make the game more complicated.

'A right hustle.' Perry thought in a bad mood.

But to his surprise, Penelope noticed it as well, she smirked as a plan formed behind her eyes. Using her hands and the two sticks Penelope managed to stack the bottle up with one turn.

Perry and the stall man blinked as she grinned and handed the sticks back to him.

"B... b... but..." The man said trying to see if the bottle had still the secret weights.

"And now for the points." Penelope said snatching Perry's card.

Perry blinked, the man checked the card off and 20 points were added. He got the card back and Penelope pulled him to the next stand.

Perry smiled at her as he stopped his 'friend', "W... wow Penelope, you surely showed him."

"Sure did." Penelope said. Then she got an idea. "Can we do something together?"

"Um sure, but what?" Perry asked.

Penelope smiled and lead Perry threw the stands, she stopped by a stand where Phineas and Isabella just played and seemed to be chuckling.

Both teen's just bit into an apple and walked then away. Perry blinked and was quite surprised that they didn't use Penelope on him to attack him. Perry looked around and saw no one was using her against him.

'Maybe we... we can be friends.' Perry thought, before being janked by his arm again.

Penelope paid for a try and pulled Perry up to the apple, it was changed and dangled round and red. Perry raised an eye brow confused.

"What do we have to do here?" Perry asked.

Penelope chuckled, Perry felt his hands being tied back, then Penelope bashed her beak against the apple a bit and chuckled.

"Perry we have to bite into the apple, by pressing our beaks against the apple, clamping the mouth down around it, then a piece should fall off it." Penelope explained.

Perry chuckled and nodded his head, standing now even closer to her the two 'lovers' began the match. A few times the apple missed their beaks and they ended up bashing the beaks into each other. But after a few attempts they did manage it.

Perry got the points on the card and he smiled, "Thank you Penelope."

"Its alright Perry." Penelope smiled.

As the two 'friends' were continuing their walk, suddenly form behind them some one spotted them. And called out towards them.

"Oh my... is it you Perry the Platyborg?" Someone called.

Perry and Penelope stopped and turned their heads round. A brown coloured platypus spotted them and raced up to them. Perry quickly pulled out his clubbing mechanics and stared confused at the brown Platypus, she was about Perry's age, green eyes and long brown hair.

"It is you. Perry it's so good to see you brother." This Platypus said smiling.

Perry backed further away, "I'm sorry madame, I don't recognise you, nor are you a civilian under Dr Heinz Doofenshmirts country."

"Oh my, has it really been that long. Anyhow, hi Perry and you must be Penelope, from the resistance. I'm Poppy, Perry's younger sister by 2 minuets... Perry you really can't remember our parents?" Poppy asked him hurt.

Perry blinked, his data was shooting threw his mind, but he couldn't locate Poppy in any of them. This Platypus was a complete stranger to him.

"I'm sorry madame, there must be some mistake. I don't recall ever having parents." Perry said strict and honest as he could.

Poppy sighed, "Ok, mind if I tag along with you two. I'm getting bored."

"I don't see why not. Sure come along Poppy." Penelope said smiling.

Poppy nodded and walked beside the two platyborgs. Whiles Perry was continuing raising his card games to get Heinz the god dam Corn Dog toaster, Penelope was pulled back by Poppy to talk with her.

"So are you Per- sorry Platyborg's girlfriend?" Poppy asked smiling.

Penelope turned a little bit red, "No... we are on 'good terms' with each other though. Are you really Perry's sister? You have a completely different fur colour too him."

"Yes I am, our mother was teal coloured and our father a brown Platypus. I hatched about 2 minuets before he did. And we both bonded with each other. All of our siblings were however given away to various Zoos as far as I know. I was adopted by another loving family and Perry into the OWCA, well before he got killed and turned into that thing." Poppy said a bit sad.

"That's cool girl. So have you been on the search for him ever since he vanished?" Penelope asked.

But Poppy shook her head, "I wished, but I was busy with my own mate. Perry doesn't know but he is also a uncle to 3 beautiful baby Platypuses called: Miranda, Hannah and Steven. I'm also the mate to Sam the Platypus at our Zoo. But even they don't know that Platyborg is their uncle."

Penelope nodded her head, "I see, trying to protect your family from the 'rotten fruit' of the family tree?"

Poppy nodded her head, Platyborg finished his 'ticket gathering' and the 3 walked up too the prized stand.

"Thank's for coming along guys." Perry said nodding to them.

As the card was read and he was handed 'the Corn dog toaster' Poppy had an idea.

Poppy grabbed the two Platyborg's hands and pulled them up to a photo booth.

"Platyborg and Penelope? Could we 3 please take some photos together? To commemorate this day?" Poppy asked smiling.

Penelope smiled and Platyborg just shrugged his shoulders. Poppy pushed them both into the boot, paid $5 for it and followed shortly after.

After several photos were taken the 3 left the boot and Poppy picked the photos up.

"Pick your best one guys." Poppy beamed.

Penelope and Perry chuckled both, they just scanned all the Photos in and handed Poppy the images back.

"You'll keep them Poppy, we've got them saved in our electronic data bank now. You can use the happy memories." Penelope said.

Poppy nodded, she gave Playborg and Penelope a hug before racing back home.


Perry the Platyborg and Penelope both flew back home to the Resistance. Perry had to stay back just in case the RWACA decided to attack him with a laser gun or something like that.

The corn dog toaster was safely strapped to his back as he hugged Penelope goodbye.

"Enjoy your evening Penelope. But remember, tomorrow we will go back to being enemies. Ok?" Platyborg warned her.

Penelope nodded her head, "All out General Platypborg. Now hurry home, otherwise your master will send a Normbot after you."

Platyborg nodded his head, just as he was going to fly away Penelope held him back one more time and kissed him passionately.

Perry blinked, his heart was racing, but he returned the kiss and even deepened it. After a while they stopped and Perry shot back home as fast as he could.

Penelope smiled however and looked happy at the photo in her hand, of her, Platyborg and his apparent 'sister' Poppy.


Platyborg reached his masters home and as promised presented his master with the 'Corn dog toaster'. Heinz was very pleased with it.

"Very good job Perry. And is Penelope falling in your trap?" Heinz asked.

Perry nodded his head, "Yes master... but also I have a question. Do I have a brown furred sister called Poppy?"

Heinz blinked, Perry showed him a 3D image of Poppy. As Heinz walked around the image he shook his head.

"No Perry you don't. That is just some strange Platypus trying to confuse you further. I'll recommend you delete that memory of ever meeting that Platypus and focus on your tasks at hand." Heinz explained.

Perry blinked, but did as he was asked. But instead of deleting he sent to his own computer a email and saving the image to his desk top.


Quanktumspirit blinking confused, "What am I coming up with? I have my story all set out in various drawings and none of them have the fun fair in them... oh well, I'll just see if I can get my mind back into the tale properly... I'm still confused and very lost. Plus Poppy will only appear in one more chapter before she vanishes."